Post by Darin Zion on Jun 5, 2014 17:55:50 GMT -5
PWX PRESENTS: CIVIL WAR
VERIZON CENTER
WASHINGTON, DC
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4TH, 2014
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The dark match between Drexel and Christian was supposed to take place, but the scene opens to the backstage area.We see christian hitting the wall hard. When the camera flips around we see Tiami Tyler beating the hell out of Drexel. The two exchange punches and then Tiami knees him in the stomach. She tosses him head first into the brick wall. Before Drexel collapsed, she tossed him to the other side, right through a glass window.
"That right there? That is WAR!"
She looked at the damage.
"These bodies will be the first in a long line of carnage that cage of death brings. I will shred all of the competition and The Establishment will rule PWX with an iron fist. Pariah, I would love to see you and the misfit toys try and take over. You will fail, YOU ALL will fail!"
She marches off, leaving the trail of broken bodies as the show goes to the opening contest
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SHOW OPENER MATCH
DAVID WILSON vs ANDRE MOSELY
Andre is in the ring, awaiting his opponent.
"Desperate Times, Desperate Measures" hits the PA system as the crowd quickly begin jeering. Soon, David Wilson walks out to ramp with Bruce Bowen following him. The obvious noticeable thing that sticks out about David is the red, white and black body paint all over his face and body along with a kendo stick in his hand. David looks at the crowd before points towards the ring with his kendo stick. David glares at Bruce before he looks at the ring. David then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Alexis Lace: From Liverpool, England, weighing in at two hundred pounds, he is the "Ripper" DAVVID WILLLSON!
Define me a parasite.
Define my host.
Trapped beneath the floor.
I slowly waste away.
Now I pull my frail body into the chair.
And look me in the face.
Oh, disappointments, so disappointing.
This may be my last one.
It's gonna be good and hard.
It might be a touch out of key. (a touch out of key)
David slowly walks down to the ring as he hears those at ringside booing him. David looks at them and points to a few using his kendo stick before drifting his eyes back to the ring. Bruce follows suit. David continues his trot until he manages to walks up the steel steps. Bruce remains on the outside. David turns around and faces the crowd as they boo him. David simply stands on the apron and stares at all of them before he enters the ring.
When this thing breaks.
I will be you
You will be me.
I pray that this is really happening.
When this thing breaks.
I will be you
You will be me.
Let's hope this is short lived and riddled with disease
David walks to the middle of the ring, eyes closed and kendo stick in hand. David then slowly opens his eyes and points towards the audience with his kendo stick. David then tosses his kendo stick to Bruce on the outside before he walks over to a corner and prepares for his match.
As soon as the bell rings, David immediately goes on the assault. He whipped Andre into the ropes, hitting a clothesline. Andre pops up, David takes him down again. This happens three times more, David going to pin him soon after.
1...
2...
David stalked his prey. Andre gets up slowly, turning into a Tiger suplex by David. David wasn't done yet though, and then picked him up for a dragon suplex. He picked him up a third time, hitting a brainbuster before falling on him for a pin again.
1...
2...
David was a bit angry and got in the face of the ref. He then turned his attention back to Andre, setting him up for his "Queen's Spike" DDT. Andre punched him in the gut, only to have an arm land in his back. David was frustrated and signaled the end, hitting the "Queen's Spike" and covering him.
1..
2..
3!
"David Wilson is back and he looks better than ever!"
"Meh....that is until he finds himself something else to fuck up."
"You don't have much faith in these stars, do you?"
"I'm just telling it like it is."
WINNER: DAVID WILSON
DAVID WILSON vs ANDRE MOSELY
Andre is in the ring, awaiting his opponent.
"Desperate Times, Desperate Measures" hits the PA system as the crowd quickly begin jeering. Soon, David Wilson walks out to ramp with Bruce Bowen following him. The obvious noticeable thing that sticks out about David is the red, white and black body paint all over his face and body along with a kendo stick in his hand. David looks at the crowd before points towards the ring with his kendo stick. David glares at Bruce before he looks at the ring. David then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Alexis Lace: From Liverpool, England, weighing in at two hundred pounds, he is the "Ripper" DAVVID WILLLSON!
Define me a parasite.
Define my host.
Trapped beneath the floor.
I slowly waste away.
Now I pull my frail body into the chair.
And look me in the face.
Oh, disappointments, so disappointing.
This may be my last one.
It's gonna be good and hard.
It might be a touch out of key. (a touch out of key)
David slowly walks down to the ring as he hears those at ringside booing him. David looks at them and points to a few using his kendo stick before drifting his eyes back to the ring. Bruce follows suit. David continues his trot until he manages to walks up the steel steps. Bruce remains on the outside. David turns around and faces the crowd as they boo him. David simply stands on the apron and stares at all of them before he enters the ring.
When this thing breaks.
I will be you
You will be me.
I pray that this is really happening.
When this thing breaks.
I will be you
You will be me.
Let's hope this is short lived and riddled with disease
David walks to the middle of the ring, eyes closed and kendo stick in hand. David then slowly opens his eyes and points towards the audience with his kendo stick. David then tosses his kendo stick to Bruce on the outside before he walks over to a corner and prepares for his match.
As soon as the bell rings, David immediately goes on the assault. He whipped Andre into the ropes, hitting a clothesline. Andre pops up, David takes him down again. This happens three times more, David going to pin him soon after.
1...
2...
David stalked his prey. Andre gets up slowly, turning into a Tiger suplex by David. David wasn't done yet though, and then picked him up for a dragon suplex. He picked him up a third time, hitting a brainbuster before falling on him for a pin again.
1...
2...
David was a bit angry and got in the face of the ref. He then turned his attention back to Andre, setting him up for his "Queen's Spike" DDT. Andre punched him in the gut, only to have an arm land in his back. David was frustrated and signaled the end, hitting the "Queen's Spike" and covering him.
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2..
3!
"David Wilson is back and he looks better than ever!"
"Meh....that is until he finds himself something else to fuck up."
"You don't have much faith in these stars, do you?"
"I'm just telling it like it is."
WINNER: DAVID WILSON
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OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH
ABIGAIL LINDSAY vs ASSASSIN
Assassin was already i nthe ring awaiting his opponent. Suddenly, The arena goes dark…..
Spotlights start to shine in the entranceway……
A shower of fireworks goes off…..
The chorus begins as "Los Angeles" by Sugarcult plays throughout the arena as Abigail Linday and Maxine Monroe slowly walk out and stop at the entranceway….
Abi looks around the arena and smiles as they she poses pointing to the air while the camera’s flash taking pictures of them. Maxine stands there stoicly.
Abi slowly walks down to ringside with Maxine following suit.
Abi giggles and starts skipping to the ring while ruffling up her hair, she slides in and stays on her knees as she smirks looking around the arena…..
She climbs to the second turnbuckle and points at the crowd and yells “Yeah!”…..
Abi leans against the turnbuckle. Maxine keeps as every vigilant eye from the outside.
The bell sounds and before Assassin could hit Abigail with a running clothesline, Abigail ducks. Assain turns around, but not fast enough as she hits a mule kick to his gut, spiking him with a quick snap DDT.
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2...
Abigail shot a glare to the ref, then smiled coy as she stood up. Assassin gets up slowly, Abigail punching him in the face. He winds up punching her back. Abigail's look was of shock and surprise, hitting him again. The two are back and forth in an exchange of punches. After a moment, Abigail got the upper hand, backing him into the ropes with forearm shots and punches. She then slung him off to the other ropes, hitting him with a dropkick before pinning him again.
1...
2...
He kicks out, very slow. Abigail screams in frustration and then gets up. He gets up rather slow, Abigail sneaking up behind him. A rake of the eyes woke him up as Abigail locks in her "Black Dahlia" submission move. Assassin struggles to fight out of it, Abigail screaming for him to tap. He struggles, trying to throw a punch at her but missing. Assassin finally stops struggling and taps out. The bell sounds and Abigail throws him down on the mat hard.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: Abigail Lindsey
"Abigail returns to beat Assassin!"
"This just goes to prove that the House of Stone isn't dead yet!"
"Now that Abigail is back, I wonder where she will go from here?"
WINNER: ABIGAIL LINDSAY
ABIGAIL LINDSAY vs ASSASSIN
Assassin was already i nthe ring awaiting his opponent. Suddenly, The arena goes dark…..
Spotlights start to shine in the entranceway……
A shower of fireworks goes off…..
The chorus begins as "Los Angeles" by Sugarcult plays throughout the arena as Abigail Linday and Maxine Monroe slowly walk out and stop at the entranceway….
Abi looks around the arena and smiles as they she poses pointing to the air while the camera’s flash taking pictures of them. Maxine stands there stoicly.
Abi slowly walks down to ringside with Maxine following suit.
Abi giggles and starts skipping to the ring while ruffling up her hair, she slides in and stays on her knees as she smirks looking around the arena…..
She climbs to the second turnbuckle and points at the crowd and yells “Yeah!”…..
Abi leans against the turnbuckle. Maxine keeps as every vigilant eye from the outside.
The bell sounds and before Assassin could hit Abigail with a running clothesline, Abigail ducks. Assain turns around, but not fast enough as she hits a mule kick to his gut, spiking him with a quick snap DDT.
1...
2...
Abigail shot a glare to the ref, then smiled coy as she stood up. Assassin gets up slowly, Abigail punching him in the face. He winds up punching her back. Abigail's look was of shock and surprise, hitting him again. The two are back and forth in an exchange of punches. After a moment, Abigail got the upper hand, backing him into the ropes with forearm shots and punches. She then slung him off to the other ropes, hitting him with a dropkick before pinning him again.
1...
2...
He kicks out, very slow. Abigail screams in frustration and then gets up. He gets up rather slow, Abigail sneaking up behind him. A rake of the eyes woke him up as Abigail locks in her "Black Dahlia" submission move. Assassin struggles to fight out of it, Abigail screaming for him to tap. He struggles, trying to throw a punch at her but missing. Assassin finally stops struggling and taps out. The bell sounds and Abigail throws him down on the mat hard.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: Abigail Lindsey
"Abigail returns to beat Assassin!"
"This just goes to prove that the House of Stone isn't dead yet!"
"Now that Abigail is back, I wonder where she will go from here?"
WINNER: ABIGAIL LINDSAY
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[The camera cuts into the locker room of the Townsends. Siobhan sits on the standard issue wooden bench as she finishes tying her boots, her eyes intent upon the task at hand. All the while, Dominic is pacing to and fro behind her, his steampunk attire augmented by #TeamPariah merchandise. Gaily whistling to himself, the Steampunk Prince is wise enough to let his wife continue her preparations in relative quiet... right up to where there is a knock on the door. While Siobhan no-sells it, her husband? Why, he does anything but.]
Dominic Townsend: Hark! Who goes there?!
[Making a rather melodramatic dash to the door, the Steampunk Prince seems ready to bash whoever it is that dare disturbs the Requiem with a thump from his cane-- but as soon as he sees who's there, he's relaxing, an affable smile tugging at his lips.]
Dominic Townsend: Oh, yes-- greetings and good tidings! How are you? Are you well? Yes, yes I think you must be quite well indeed with bravery and justice on your side! Please, do come in!
John Pariah: Ah... thank you.
[Allowing the (far) more exuberant Townsend to offer up a sweeping bow, John Pariah waits for the way to be clear before stepping into the room. Dimly, cheers can be heard for the man that will be leading his team in the Civil War match later in the show. His gaze lands upon the Requiem.]
John Pariah: Are you ready for later, Siobhan?
[Before she can even look up, Dominic is responding for her with a tone that is all but dripping in enthusiastic faith.]
Dominic Townsend: Of course she is! My beautiful, alluring Nordic valkyrie is more than ready to demolish the Establishment with the fury of a thousand, million suns! She thirsts for battle the same way she thirsts for their blood, to send their unworthy souls spiraling to the depths of Hades and that shithole known as Final Fantasy XII for their defilement of the cuddliness and adorableness of the moogles and their poms!
[Siobhan's eyebrow quirks right alongside of John's, but she lets her husband continue on-- well, for the moment.]
Dominic Townsend: Why it's almost as much of a crime as Tammy-Tommy-Taffy's hideous dyejob! I mean, if she asks nicely, I could give her the card for my hair stylist, although I highly doubt she could afford to go beyond Master Cuts--
[It is at that point which two things cut the Steampunk Prince off. The first of which is Pariah letting out a snrk of amusement... the second, though, comes in the form of Siobhan resting her hand on her husband's arm. The silence stretches on for a period that could be considered on the edge of uncomfortable before Siobhan speaks.]
Siobhan Townsend: ...I am ready.
[Pariah nods, ignoring how Dominic is subtly pouting at being interrupted.]
John Pariah: Good. I'll see you out there.
[There is no handshake, nothing more than a nod of respect that is returned... before John is making his exit. Once he's gone, Dominic is looking back to his wife with a bit of a pout. It is soothed away with a gentle touch along his back, the blond leaning up to murmur something beyond what the microphone can pick up. The scene cuts elsewhere as that sunny smile returns to the Steampunk Prince's face.]
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TAG TEAM MATCH
MASCARA MUERTO vs ANTON CHASE/BROCK WHITWORTH
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first...."
Green Pyro explodes from the corners of the ring as the lights start to flash from green to orange every few seconds. Soon the masked duo of Norte and Muerto appear on the stage where they both kneel and make crosses on their chests before standing up and taking off down the ramp to the ring. Muerto slides in under the ropes as Norte hops up onto the apron and springboards over the ropes landing on his feet as the two split up to opposite turnbuckles each ascending to the second rope where Norte holds his fist high in the air and Muerto just stands there staring out over the crowd. The two then get down from the turnbuckles and make their way to their corner.
"This is the tag team of Mascara Muerto!!!"
The music of Mascara Muerto died down and the fans started looking for their opponents when all of the sudden...Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Live Forever by 4 Years Strong blares over the PA System as the crowd buzzes. Brock Whitworth emerges from behind the curtain and stands their for a moment, observing his surroundings, before making his way to the ring. Numerous fans reach out to hi-five Brock, all of which he graciously returns.
"Introducing first, fighting out of Brisbane, Australia, he stands 6'3" tall, weighing in at 220 lbs. THE PRIDE OF BRISBANE, BROCK WHITWORTH!"
The crowd goes wild as Brock slides into the ring and stands up playing to the crowd. Brock dashes off the ropes, stops in the center of the ring, slaps the mat and lets out a primal scream. Brock walks over to his corner and bobs up and down, waiting for his match to begin as the music of his tag team partner began to play over the loud speakers.
"And Brock's tag partner. Weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Anton Chase!!!!"
Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
The bell rings as Norte and Brock begin the match by locking up in the center of the ring. Norte tried to get Brock into a headlock, but Brock sent Norte into the ropes. Norte dodges a clothesline that Brock attempted, and then he dodged another one. Norte connected with a clothesline, but it didn't take Brock down to the mat at all. Norte attempted a clothesline again, but Brock just stood there and looked at him with a puzzled look. Norte attempted a third clothesline, but was met with a European uppercut from Brock. Norte went to the mat hard and Brock quickly went for the pinfall attempt...
1...
Norte kicked out and Brock quickly tagged in his partner Anton. Anton allowed for Norte to get up only for Norte to be met by a springboard hurricanrana from Anton. Anton got up after he connected with the move and stalked Norte. Norte slowly got up and Anton attempted a shining wizard kick. Norte had some sense about him because he ducked that move and started to deliver some stiff chops to the chest of Anton from the ground. As Norte stood up slowly, he kept delivering the stiff chops to the chest of Anton. The fans started to boo and you could clearly see why as the tag team of Vox Populi made their way down to ringside. Daniel Everett stood at ringside doing a slow clap as Norte connected with a swinging neckbreaker to Anton. Norte started to roll over to try and tag his tag team partner, but Elijah Black would have a different opinion of this.
"Now that is uncalled for!"
As Daniel Everett distracted both the ref and Brock Withworth, Elijah Black went over and pulled Muerto off of the ring apron. Elijah then sucker punched Muerto with a pair of brass knuckles and that sent Muerto down to the ground hard. Elijah quickly backed off as Anton made his way up from the neckbreaker. Norte reached up and looked for his tag team partner, but Muerto wasn't moving from the ground. Norte didn't know what to think and as Vox was making their way back up the ramp, the ref turned to see Anton deliver a shining wizard to Norte. Norte fell to the mat and Anton signaled that was the end as he attempted a pinfall...
1...
2...
Kickout!!!
Anton tagged in Brock and he took advantage of the situation as Muerto started to stir on the outside of the ring. Brock pulled up Norte by the throat and he attempted a chokeslam. As Brock hoisted Norte into the air, Norte tried to wriggle free, but to no avail. Brock connected with a chokeslam and attempted a pinfall...
1...
2...
3!!
Winners: Anton Chase and Brock Whitworth
"Whitworth and Chase pick up a great victory tonight despite the fact that they've been pitted against each other in recent weeks."
"A win like this would be just another win for anybody else....however, for Whitworth and Chase, this is a big key one as they knock off the former PWX Tag Team Champions!"
WINNER: ANTON CHASE/BROCK WHITWORTH
MASCARA MUERTO vs ANTON CHASE/BROCK WHITWORTH
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first...."
Green Pyro explodes from the corners of the ring as the lights start to flash from green to orange every few seconds. Soon the masked duo of Norte and Muerto appear on the stage where they both kneel and make crosses on their chests before standing up and taking off down the ramp to the ring. Muerto slides in under the ropes as Norte hops up onto the apron and springboards over the ropes landing on his feet as the two split up to opposite turnbuckles each ascending to the second rope where Norte holds his fist high in the air and Muerto just stands there staring out over the crowd. The two then get down from the turnbuckles and make their way to their corner.
"This is the tag team of Mascara Muerto!!!"
The music of Mascara Muerto died down and the fans started looking for their opponents when all of the sudden...Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Live Forever by 4 Years Strong blares over the PA System as the crowd buzzes. Brock Whitworth emerges from behind the curtain and stands their for a moment, observing his surroundings, before making his way to the ring. Numerous fans reach out to hi-five Brock, all of which he graciously returns.
"Introducing first, fighting out of Brisbane, Australia, he stands 6'3" tall, weighing in at 220 lbs. THE PRIDE OF BRISBANE, BROCK WHITWORTH!"
The crowd goes wild as Brock slides into the ring and stands up playing to the crowd. Brock dashes off the ropes, stops in the center of the ring, slaps the mat and lets out a primal scream. Brock walks over to his corner and bobs up and down, waiting for his match to begin as the music of his tag team partner began to play over the loud speakers.
"And Brock's tag partner. Weighing in at 210 pounds, he is Anton Chase!!!!"
Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a person is seen behind the white smoke, as the person steps forward in front of the white smoke Anton Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
The bell rings as Norte and Brock begin the match by locking up in the center of the ring. Norte tried to get Brock into a headlock, but Brock sent Norte into the ropes. Norte dodges a clothesline that Brock attempted, and then he dodged another one. Norte connected with a clothesline, but it didn't take Brock down to the mat at all. Norte attempted a clothesline again, but Brock just stood there and looked at him with a puzzled look. Norte attempted a third clothesline, but was met with a European uppercut from Brock. Norte went to the mat hard and Brock quickly went for the pinfall attempt...
1...
Norte kicked out and Brock quickly tagged in his partner Anton. Anton allowed for Norte to get up only for Norte to be met by a springboard hurricanrana from Anton. Anton got up after he connected with the move and stalked Norte. Norte slowly got up and Anton attempted a shining wizard kick. Norte had some sense about him because he ducked that move and started to deliver some stiff chops to the chest of Anton from the ground. As Norte stood up slowly, he kept delivering the stiff chops to the chest of Anton. The fans started to boo and you could clearly see why as the tag team of Vox Populi made their way down to ringside. Daniel Everett stood at ringside doing a slow clap as Norte connected with a swinging neckbreaker to Anton. Norte started to roll over to try and tag his tag team partner, but Elijah Black would have a different opinion of this.
"Now that is uncalled for!"
As Daniel Everett distracted both the ref and Brock Withworth, Elijah Black went over and pulled Muerto off of the ring apron. Elijah then sucker punched Muerto with a pair of brass knuckles and that sent Muerto down to the ground hard. Elijah quickly backed off as Anton made his way up from the neckbreaker. Norte reached up and looked for his tag team partner, but Muerto wasn't moving from the ground. Norte didn't know what to think and as Vox was making their way back up the ramp, the ref turned to see Anton deliver a shining wizard to Norte. Norte fell to the mat and Anton signaled that was the end as he attempted a pinfall...
1...
2...
Kickout!!!
Anton tagged in Brock and he took advantage of the situation as Muerto started to stir on the outside of the ring. Brock pulled up Norte by the throat and he attempted a chokeslam. As Brock hoisted Norte into the air, Norte tried to wriggle free, but to no avail. Brock connected with a chokeslam and attempted a pinfall...
1...
2...
3!!
Winners: Anton Chase and Brock Whitworth
"Whitworth and Chase pick up a great victory tonight despite the fact that they've been pitted against each other in recent weeks."
"A win like this would be just another win for anybody else....however, for Whitworth and Chase, this is a big key one as they knock off the former PWX Tag Team Champions!"
WINNER: ANTON CHASE/BROCK WHITWORTH
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HYBRID CHAMPIONSHIP
MARISOL HAWKES(c) vs JASON RICHARDS
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the PWX Hybrid Championship!"
Pyro goes off as the chorus of Die and Rise blares through the speakers. Marisol comes out and stands in the center of the stage.The fans give her a mixed reaction as she walks down the ramp.
"Making her way to the ring, she is the PWX Hybrid Champion...Marisol Hawkes!!!"
Marisol gets in the ring and stares up the ramp waiting on her opponent while she stretches and paces the ring. Marisol rolls her eyes in her head as the music changes from her music to her opponent's music.
The sound of a wolf howling through out the arena can be heard as the lights go out. The lights then begin to flash red, white, and blue as Richards appears from behind the curtain. He looks out over the crowd pumping them up as he makes his way to the ring holding is hand out.
"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 208 pounds he is Jason Richards!!!
The crowd slaps it as he makes his way around the ring stopping at the corner he stands on a chair once again hyping up the crowd. He jumps up on the apron stepping through the ropes. He eyes Marisol as he begins to stretch and the music died down. The fans started to cheer as the bell rang. Marisol went for the quick take down, but Jason dodged that. Marisol smirked as the pair locked up in the middle of the ring. Jason locked in an arm bar, but Marisol quickly flipped out of that and reversed the arm bar hold. Marisol took Jason's left knee out from under him and chuckled as Jason fell to a knee. Marisol let go of the arm bar and attempted a super kick, but Jason rolled out of the ring. The fans started to boo a bit as Jason looked up at Marisol. Marisol held the ropes open and motioned for Jason to get back into the ring. Jason shooed her away and Marisol rolled her eyes in her head. Marisol moved to allow Jason to get in the ring.
"Awe now that is a sweet gesture."
As Jason made his way through the ring ropes, Marisol went on the attack. Marisol kicked Jason in the face with a big boot, which sent Jason to the mat in a heap. Marisol then delivered some stiff boots to Jason's back. Jason crawled under the ropes and the ref started the five count. Marisol broke away from Jason and backed up. Jason grabbed his ribs and Marisol smirked as Jason tried to get on all fours. Marisol walked back over and kicked Jason square in the midsection with a stiff kick and then Marisol attempted a pin cover....
1...
Kickout!
Marisol pinned Jason again....
1...
T...Kickout!!!
Marisol got straight up and stalked Jason as he tried to get up. Marisol made her way over to Jason and attempted a belly to back suplex. Jason reversed the hold for the suplex and he connected with a belly to back suplex of his own. Marisol held her head as Jason slowly went for a pinfall attempt. Marisol kicked out at the count of one and she rolled out of the ring. Jason slowly stood up and saw Marisol outside of the ring shaking the cobwebs out of her head. Jason motioned for the crowd to get hyped and then he went to attempt a dive through the ropes. Marisol saw this and she kicked Jason in the face as he was coming through the ropes. Jason was left hanging off of the ropes by his ribs and Marisol made her way into the ring. Marisol pulled Jason off of the ropes hard and attempted a pin fall.
1...
2...
thr....kickout!!!
Marisol looked at the ref and motioned that it was three. When the ref told her that the count was two, something inside Marisol just snapped. Marisol quickly locked in the Koji Clutch and had the hold on tight. Jason started to scream in pain as Marisol kept applying pressure to the hold. Jason was trying not to give in, but the pain was so much for Jason that he had no other choice but to tap out. Marisol let the hold go and Jason fell into a heap.
"Here is your winner and still Hybrid Champion....MARISOL HAWKES!!!!
"Wow....Richards was just...."
"Hard finding nice things to say? Richards just flat out fucking sucked....then again when does he not?"
"At any rate, a good defense for Marisol."
WINNER: MARISOL HAWKES
MARISOL HAWKES(c) vs JASON RICHARDS
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the PWX Hybrid Championship!"
Pyro goes off as the chorus of Die and Rise blares through the speakers. Marisol comes out and stands in the center of the stage.The fans give her a mixed reaction as she walks down the ramp.
"Making her way to the ring, she is the PWX Hybrid Champion...Marisol Hawkes!!!"
Marisol gets in the ring and stares up the ramp waiting on her opponent while she stretches and paces the ring. Marisol rolls her eyes in her head as the music changes from her music to her opponent's music.
The sound of a wolf howling through out the arena can be heard as the lights go out. The lights then begin to flash red, white, and blue as Richards appears from behind the curtain. He looks out over the crowd pumping them up as he makes his way to the ring holding is hand out.
"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 208 pounds he is Jason Richards!!!
The crowd slaps it as he makes his way around the ring stopping at the corner he stands on a chair once again hyping up the crowd. He jumps up on the apron stepping through the ropes. He eyes Marisol as he begins to stretch and the music died down. The fans started to cheer as the bell rang. Marisol went for the quick take down, but Jason dodged that. Marisol smirked as the pair locked up in the middle of the ring. Jason locked in an arm bar, but Marisol quickly flipped out of that and reversed the arm bar hold. Marisol took Jason's left knee out from under him and chuckled as Jason fell to a knee. Marisol let go of the arm bar and attempted a super kick, but Jason rolled out of the ring. The fans started to boo a bit as Jason looked up at Marisol. Marisol held the ropes open and motioned for Jason to get back into the ring. Jason shooed her away and Marisol rolled her eyes in her head. Marisol moved to allow Jason to get in the ring.
"Awe now that is a sweet gesture."
As Jason made his way through the ring ropes, Marisol went on the attack. Marisol kicked Jason in the face with a big boot, which sent Jason to the mat in a heap. Marisol then delivered some stiff boots to Jason's back. Jason crawled under the ropes and the ref started the five count. Marisol broke away from Jason and backed up. Jason grabbed his ribs and Marisol smirked as Jason tried to get on all fours. Marisol walked back over and kicked Jason square in the midsection with a stiff kick and then Marisol attempted a pin cover....
1...
Kickout!
Marisol pinned Jason again....
1...
T...Kickout!!!
Marisol got straight up and stalked Jason as he tried to get up. Marisol made her way over to Jason and attempted a belly to back suplex. Jason reversed the hold for the suplex and he connected with a belly to back suplex of his own. Marisol held her head as Jason slowly went for a pinfall attempt. Marisol kicked out at the count of one and she rolled out of the ring. Jason slowly stood up and saw Marisol outside of the ring shaking the cobwebs out of her head. Jason motioned for the crowd to get hyped and then he went to attempt a dive through the ropes. Marisol saw this and she kicked Jason in the face as he was coming through the ropes. Jason was left hanging off of the ropes by his ribs and Marisol made her way into the ring. Marisol pulled Jason off of the ropes hard and attempted a pin fall.
1...
2...
thr....kickout!!!
Marisol looked at the ref and motioned that it was three. When the ref told her that the count was two, something inside Marisol just snapped. Marisol quickly locked in the Koji Clutch and had the hold on tight. Jason started to scream in pain as Marisol kept applying pressure to the hold. Jason was trying not to give in, but the pain was so much for Jason that he had no other choice but to tap out. Marisol let the hold go and Jason fell into a heap.
"Here is your winner and still Hybrid Champion....MARISOL HAWKES!!!!
"Wow....Richards was just...."
"Hard finding nice things to say? Richards just flat out fucking sucked....then again when does he not?"
"At any rate, a good defense for Marisol."
WINNER: MARISOL HAWKES
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TAG TEAM STREET FIGHT MATCH
ANARCHY 99 vs BAD COMPANY
Ring Announcer Alexis Lace: “This next contest is a tag team streetfight with no disqualifications and falls will count anywhere in Washington, DC.”
Chris: It could be time for a very brutal street fight!
Ricky: I've been excited for this match all night!
Chris: Well that's a first.
Ricky: Hey, I just want to watch them beat the living fuck out of each other! I could fucking care less who wins this match.
As the opening strains of Five Finger Death Punch’s “House of the Rising Son” boom out over the sound system, Anarchy 99 walks to the ring in black Anarchy 99 t-shirts and blue jeans, their entire posture carrying off the very real idea that this is just another night of bar fighting for them and thus nothing terribly different than another normal night at a local watering hole in the DC Area such as the Raven or Fox and Hounds. Sliding underneath the bottom rope, each man reaching into the back pocket of their jeans for athletic tape in order to tape up their hands, both men tape up their fists in more or less complete silence.
Alexis Lace: “Introducing first, team #1, at a total combined weight of 470 pounds, Noah Hanson and Samuel ‘Colt’ Hanson…. Anarchy 99!”
Chris: This feud has been going on for the last few weeks.
Ricky: It's not surprising considering Noah Hanson and Nighthawk have never liked each other.
Almost on cue the opening strains of “Shoot To Thrill (Personal Jesus Intro\Holding Out For A Hero Intro)” by Halestorm boom out over the sound speakers as Nighthawk and Jason Aries come to the top of the ramp through a river of liquid smoke, each man removing their multi-colored ring jackets and leaving them at the top of the ramp.
Alexis Lace: “And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 387 pounds, the ‘Phenom’ Jason Aries and ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Nighthawk….. Bad Company!”
Chris: Bad Company look focused tonight.
Ricky: They do every fucking week and then they just fail.
Quickly sprinting to the ring Bad Company and Anarchy 99 get into something of a wild brawl throughout ringside, Nighthawk and Noah Hanson trading forearms by the announce table as Jason Aries and Colt Hanson trade punches in the middle of the ring. Finally getting an advantage for himself with the aid of a blistering European uppercut that sends Noah crumpling against the announce table as if thrown from a moving car Nighthawk turns around and locks eyes with Jason Aries who lands a hard forearm before they land stereo superkicks on Colt Hanson who wobbles around before falling into the corner. Looking around as Noah Hanson still appears to be out of it on the arena floor Nighthawk shrugs and places Colt on the top turnbuckle before alley-ooping Jason Aries into an avalanche frankensteiner. Deciding that now would be as good a time as any to go for the Pressure Drop and get things over with, Nighthawk heads up to the top turnbuckle as Jason Aries puts Colt Hanson in the hangman’s neckbreaker. But as the “Wrestling Machine” measures his target Noah Hanson sneaks in from the floor and crotches the Chicago native on the top turnbuckle before hitting a vicious lariat on Jason Aries, pulling out smelling salts from his back pocket to revive his tag team partner almost immediately after. Pulling Nighthawk off of the turnbuckle Noah quickly lands a trio of hard right hands to the forehead before firing him into the corner with as much force as he can muster, giving Colt Hanson the chance to hit a falling elbowdrop to the midsection of Jason Aries.
Chris: Anarchy 99 with the early offense.
Ricky: I think Anarchy 99 work better than Bad Company. I mean, how the fuck did Hawk and Aries even come up with that name?!
Burying a trio of knees into the abdomen of Nighthawk Noah Hanson then pulls Nighthawk out of the corner right into a spinebuster, Colt Hanson busying himself with a kneedrop to the face of Jason Aries. Deciding to throw Jason Aries to the ramp leading to the ring Anarchy 99 hits a double suplex on the ramp, Colt Hanson taking the time to Irish whip Nighthawk over the top rope where he lands right next to his Bad Company partner. Driving his knuckles into the temple of Jason Aries Noah removes the belt from around his blue jeans and proceeds to whip the back of the Minneapolis native with it, Colt Hanson focusing on holding Nighthawk back from getting involved to break this up. Covering quickly, Noah glares at the referee when the “Phenom” kicks out at 2 before hitting him with another vertical suplex on the ramp before Noah turns his attention back to Nighthawk and begins ripping at the nose and mouth of the “Wrestling Machine” in a desperate attempt to try and draw blood from him in any way that he can. Drawing the eye of Colt Hanson they throw Jason Aries back into the ring before Noah gets an evil glint in his eye and threatens the referee into giving him the athletic tape he has in his back pocket. Moving to tie Nighthawk to the nearest ringpost Noah thinks better of that and instead heads under the ring to find a garbage can lid, which he uses to brain the “Man of 1000 Holds” as in the ring Colt Hanson yells at his tag team partner to focus on winning the match before he hits a gorgeous DDT on a woozy Jason Aries which only gets a 2-count.
Chris: Noah seems distracted with Nighthawk. Colt trying to keep Noah focused.
Ricky: Colt needs to shut the fuck up. Noah knows what he's doing. He's been in this business a long time and he doesn't need his uncle telling him how to handle things.
Begging his tag team partner to get back in the ring and focus on the match instead of worrying about beating on Nighthawk Colt Hanson hits a gorgeous jumping piledriver on Jason Aries in the middle of the ring. Finally seeing a chance to end this match right away Noah Hanson climbs onto the ring apron and comes off with the Ladykiller elbow drop. But as he cockily goes for a cover, sing-songingly chanting “Bad Company”, the “Phenom” somehow finds the strength to kick out at the count of 2. Moving back to Nighthawk, taunting him by pointing out how poorly his tag team partner is doing, Noah turns to do the same to the crowd and turns right back around into a superkick from Nighthawk who leans against the ringpost for a moment before climbing onto the ring apron and hitting a gorgeous slingshot Ace Crusher on Colt Hanson as Jason Aries shows signs of life. Seeing Noah Hanson stirring to his feet outside the ring the Chicago native pounces with a triangle plancha to the outside before leaning against the guardrail and catching his breath before springboarding back into the ring and taking out Colt Hanson with a springboard tornado DDT before putting Colt Hanson on the top rope and then heading to the outside to put a ladder into the ring as he apparently has come to the decision that he is going to have to carry the match for a while. But as he heads to the top turnbuckle, seemingly looking to hit an avalanche frankensteiner onto the ladder, Noah Hanson sneaks up from behind him and hits him with a low-blow before assisting Colt in powerbombing him onto the ladder. Leaning against the ropes, trying to catch their breath before taking their next move, Anarchy 99 now moves on Jason Aries who is slumped in the corner more or less not moving. But as they pick him up the “Phenom” fights them both off as best he can with wild forearm strikes and open-hand slaps until Noah Hanson ducks under one and hits him with a BT Bomb that gets a 2 count as both members of Anarchy 99 fume at the referee for a perceived slow count. Turning their attention back to Nighthawk, who by this point has rolled to the floor to catch something approaching rest for himself, Noah drags the “Man of 1000 Holds” back into the ring as Colt heads up to the 2nd turnbuckle.
Chris: Anarchy 99 trying to regroup finally. A little bit of arrogance from Noah but that is to be expected.
Ricky: Haha look at Aries! Pathetic mother fucker hasn't moved practically the entire match!
Setting up for a spike piledriver on the ladder Noah thinks better of it and kicks the ladder to the floor before instead instructing Colt to head all the way up to the top turnbuckle which he does, albeit on less than steady legs after taking as many offensive moves as he has. Looking down at Noah Hanson in shock, as if he’s making sure that this is something he really wants to be doing, Colt nonetheless helps Noah execute the Pressure Drop on Nighthawk before Noah covers cockily, even shouting out “Bad Company is DEAD” to ringside as he places one foot on the chest of Nighthawk who kicks out at the count of 1 and slowly rises to his feet, insulted beyond measure that Noah would even dream of using Bad Company’s signature finishing maneuver against him. looking around shocked and confused as if he can’t believe this is going on Noah tries to land a forearm smash to stem the sudden comeback only to find that the blow has next to no effect on an absolutely incensed Nighthawk who simply lets out a war cry in response to it before landing a brutal European uppercut that lands like a gunshot. Checking on Jason Aries who is now to his feet as well the “Wrestling Machine” comes off with a gorgeous step-up enzuigiri on Noah Hanson right into the waiting arms of the “Phenom” who drops him with a standing shiranui, right for Nighthawk to hit another superkick that lands right on the point of the jaw. Picking him back up they stand Noah in the center of the ring before Jason Aries hits a spinning sole kick to the stomach followed by a superkick from Nighthawk before both men land a superkick and a jumping enzuigiri at more or less the same time.. Climbing up to the top turnbuckle Nighthawk waits there a moment as Jason Aries brings the discarded ladder back into the ring and places it in position before Bad Company lands the Pressure Drop on Colt Hanson onto the steel ladder. Rolling out of the way, holding his ribs in pain, Nighthawk instructs Jason Aries to cover, which he does and gets the 3-count.
Chris: Holy shit?! How did they do that?!
Ricky: Bad Company pulls off a bad win!
Chris: Bad? That was all heart at the end!
Ricky: I failed to see it. They pretty much got their asses kicked the entire match. Let alone, Jason Aries didn't even do anything the entire fucking match.
Alexis Lace: “The winners of the street fight….. the team of ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Nighthawk and ‘The Phenom’ Jason Aries…… Bad Company!”
Chris: I think what cost Anarchy was the cockiness and the mockery they made on Bad Company. Good win for Bad Company though!
Ricky: Can we turn Jason Aries into a rag doll now?
WINNERS: BAD COMPANY
ANARCHY 99 vs BAD COMPANY
Ring Announcer Alexis Lace: “This next contest is a tag team streetfight with no disqualifications and falls will count anywhere in Washington, DC.”
Chris: It could be time for a very brutal street fight!
Ricky: I've been excited for this match all night!
Chris: Well that's a first.
Ricky: Hey, I just want to watch them beat the living fuck out of each other! I could fucking care less who wins this match.
As the opening strains of Five Finger Death Punch’s “House of the Rising Son” boom out over the sound system, Anarchy 99 walks to the ring in black Anarchy 99 t-shirts and blue jeans, their entire posture carrying off the very real idea that this is just another night of bar fighting for them and thus nothing terribly different than another normal night at a local watering hole in the DC Area such as the Raven or Fox and Hounds. Sliding underneath the bottom rope, each man reaching into the back pocket of their jeans for athletic tape in order to tape up their hands, both men tape up their fists in more or less complete silence.
Alexis Lace: “Introducing first, team #1, at a total combined weight of 470 pounds, Noah Hanson and Samuel ‘Colt’ Hanson…. Anarchy 99!”
Chris: This feud has been going on for the last few weeks.
Ricky: It's not surprising considering Noah Hanson and Nighthawk have never liked each other.
Almost on cue the opening strains of “Shoot To Thrill (Personal Jesus Intro\Holding Out For A Hero Intro)” by Halestorm boom out over the sound speakers as Nighthawk and Jason Aries come to the top of the ramp through a river of liquid smoke, each man removing their multi-colored ring jackets and leaving them at the top of the ramp.
Alexis Lace: “And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 387 pounds, the ‘Phenom’ Jason Aries and ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Nighthawk….. Bad Company!”
Chris: Bad Company look focused tonight.
Ricky: They do every fucking week and then they just fail.
Quickly sprinting to the ring Bad Company and Anarchy 99 get into something of a wild brawl throughout ringside, Nighthawk and Noah Hanson trading forearms by the announce table as Jason Aries and Colt Hanson trade punches in the middle of the ring. Finally getting an advantage for himself with the aid of a blistering European uppercut that sends Noah crumpling against the announce table as if thrown from a moving car Nighthawk turns around and locks eyes with Jason Aries who lands a hard forearm before they land stereo superkicks on Colt Hanson who wobbles around before falling into the corner. Looking around as Noah Hanson still appears to be out of it on the arena floor Nighthawk shrugs and places Colt on the top turnbuckle before alley-ooping Jason Aries into an avalanche frankensteiner. Deciding that now would be as good a time as any to go for the Pressure Drop and get things over with, Nighthawk heads up to the top turnbuckle as Jason Aries puts Colt Hanson in the hangman’s neckbreaker. But as the “Wrestling Machine” measures his target Noah Hanson sneaks in from the floor and crotches the Chicago native on the top turnbuckle before hitting a vicious lariat on Jason Aries, pulling out smelling salts from his back pocket to revive his tag team partner almost immediately after. Pulling Nighthawk off of the turnbuckle Noah quickly lands a trio of hard right hands to the forehead before firing him into the corner with as much force as he can muster, giving Colt Hanson the chance to hit a falling elbowdrop to the midsection of Jason Aries.
Chris: Anarchy 99 with the early offense.
Ricky: I think Anarchy 99 work better than Bad Company. I mean, how the fuck did Hawk and Aries even come up with that name?!
Burying a trio of knees into the abdomen of Nighthawk Noah Hanson then pulls Nighthawk out of the corner right into a spinebuster, Colt Hanson busying himself with a kneedrop to the face of Jason Aries. Deciding to throw Jason Aries to the ramp leading to the ring Anarchy 99 hits a double suplex on the ramp, Colt Hanson taking the time to Irish whip Nighthawk over the top rope where he lands right next to his Bad Company partner. Driving his knuckles into the temple of Jason Aries Noah removes the belt from around his blue jeans and proceeds to whip the back of the Minneapolis native with it, Colt Hanson focusing on holding Nighthawk back from getting involved to break this up. Covering quickly, Noah glares at the referee when the “Phenom” kicks out at 2 before hitting him with another vertical suplex on the ramp before Noah turns his attention back to Nighthawk and begins ripping at the nose and mouth of the “Wrestling Machine” in a desperate attempt to try and draw blood from him in any way that he can. Drawing the eye of Colt Hanson they throw Jason Aries back into the ring before Noah gets an evil glint in his eye and threatens the referee into giving him the athletic tape he has in his back pocket. Moving to tie Nighthawk to the nearest ringpost Noah thinks better of that and instead heads under the ring to find a garbage can lid, which he uses to brain the “Man of 1000 Holds” as in the ring Colt Hanson yells at his tag team partner to focus on winning the match before he hits a gorgeous DDT on a woozy Jason Aries which only gets a 2-count.
Chris: Noah seems distracted with Nighthawk. Colt trying to keep Noah focused.
Ricky: Colt needs to shut the fuck up. Noah knows what he's doing. He's been in this business a long time and he doesn't need his uncle telling him how to handle things.
Begging his tag team partner to get back in the ring and focus on the match instead of worrying about beating on Nighthawk Colt Hanson hits a gorgeous jumping piledriver on Jason Aries in the middle of the ring. Finally seeing a chance to end this match right away Noah Hanson climbs onto the ring apron and comes off with the Ladykiller elbow drop. But as he cockily goes for a cover, sing-songingly chanting “Bad Company”, the “Phenom” somehow finds the strength to kick out at the count of 2. Moving back to Nighthawk, taunting him by pointing out how poorly his tag team partner is doing, Noah turns to do the same to the crowd and turns right back around into a superkick from Nighthawk who leans against the ringpost for a moment before climbing onto the ring apron and hitting a gorgeous slingshot Ace Crusher on Colt Hanson as Jason Aries shows signs of life. Seeing Noah Hanson stirring to his feet outside the ring the Chicago native pounces with a triangle plancha to the outside before leaning against the guardrail and catching his breath before springboarding back into the ring and taking out Colt Hanson with a springboard tornado DDT before putting Colt Hanson on the top rope and then heading to the outside to put a ladder into the ring as he apparently has come to the decision that he is going to have to carry the match for a while. But as he heads to the top turnbuckle, seemingly looking to hit an avalanche frankensteiner onto the ladder, Noah Hanson sneaks up from behind him and hits him with a low-blow before assisting Colt in powerbombing him onto the ladder. Leaning against the ropes, trying to catch their breath before taking their next move, Anarchy 99 now moves on Jason Aries who is slumped in the corner more or less not moving. But as they pick him up the “Phenom” fights them both off as best he can with wild forearm strikes and open-hand slaps until Noah Hanson ducks under one and hits him with a BT Bomb that gets a 2 count as both members of Anarchy 99 fume at the referee for a perceived slow count. Turning their attention back to Nighthawk, who by this point has rolled to the floor to catch something approaching rest for himself, Noah drags the “Man of 1000 Holds” back into the ring as Colt heads up to the 2nd turnbuckle.
Chris: Anarchy 99 trying to regroup finally. A little bit of arrogance from Noah but that is to be expected.
Ricky: Haha look at Aries! Pathetic mother fucker hasn't moved practically the entire match!
Setting up for a spike piledriver on the ladder Noah thinks better of it and kicks the ladder to the floor before instead instructing Colt to head all the way up to the top turnbuckle which he does, albeit on less than steady legs after taking as many offensive moves as he has. Looking down at Noah Hanson in shock, as if he’s making sure that this is something he really wants to be doing, Colt nonetheless helps Noah execute the Pressure Drop on Nighthawk before Noah covers cockily, even shouting out “Bad Company is DEAD” to ringside as he places one foot on the chest of Nighthawk who kicks out at the count of 1 and slowly rises to his feet, insulted beyond measure that Noah would even dream of using Bad Company’s signature finishing maneuver against him. looking around shocked and confused as if he can’t believe this is going on Noah tries to land a forearm smash to stem the sudden comeback only to find that the blow has next to no effect on an absolutely incensed Nighthawk who simply lets out a war cry in response to it before landing a brutal European uppercut that lands like a gunshot. Checking on Jason Aries who is now to his feet as well the “Wrestling Machine” comes off with a gorgeous step-up enzuigiri on Noah Hanson right into the waiting arms of the “Phenom” who drops him with a standing shiranui, right for Nighthawk to hit another superkick that lands right on the point of the jaw. Picking him back up they stand Noah in the center of the ring before Jason Aries hits a spinning sole kick to the stomach followed by a superkick from Nighthawk before both men land a superkick and a jumping enzuigiri at more or less the same time.. Climbing up to the top turnbuckle Nighthawk waits there a moment as Jason Aries brings the discarded ladder back into the ring and places it in position before Bad Company lands the Pressure Drop on Colt Hanson onto the steel ladder. Rolling out of the way, holding his ribs in pain, Nighthawk instructs Jason Aries to cover, which he does and gets the 3-count.
Chris: Holy shit?! How did they do that?!
Ricky: Bad Company pulls off a bad win!
Chris: Bad? That was all heart at the end!
Ricky: I failed to see it. They pretty much got their asses kicked the entire match. Let alone, Jason Aries didn't even do anything the entire fucking match.
Alexis Lace: “The winners of the street fight….. the team of ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Nighthawk and ‘The Phenom’ Jason Aries…… Bad Company!”
Chris: I think what cost Anarchy was the cockiness and the mockery they made on Bad Company. Good win for Bad Company though!
Ricky: Can we turn Jason Aries into a rag doll now?
WINNERS: BAD COMPANY
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We are taken backstage where the camera pans towards the outside of the Establishment office. A few moments pass by before the doors open and out walks Mr. Executive, Brian Hollywood, in his ring gear. He closes the door behind him and starts to make his way down the hallway before he is stopped by none other than Shawn Lester. Hollywood turns slowly over to Shawn almost as if he's about to give him a death glare.
Hollywood: Shawn...of all times, this has to be the worst possible for you to bug the shit out of me.
Lester doesn't say anything. In fact, he doesn't appear to look stupid when normally he does when he's being insulted. Hollywood is surprised about this.
Hollywood: I must say Shawn, that even in the most critical part of the show, I'm surprised your not looking more glorifying stupid.
Lester: I guess you could say I'm nervous.
Hollywood raises an eyebrow.
Hollywood: Nervous? Please Shawn I'm not going to beat you up tonight. I've got more important matters that I have to take care of tonight. You see, I'm sure your still pretty oblivious about it, but The Establishment is in for a grueling fight tonight. This match...it's not only going to be one for the ages, but it's going to change the game. No matter what happens out there tonight, Shawn, PWX is going to be fully taken over. No more 50-50 bullshit, no more this and that, no more you can do this and I can do that crap, nothing. It ends tonight Shawn and I'll be damned if I'm going to let an immature historically failure of a person take control of my company.
Hollywood pauses for a moment.
Hollywood: But that's the beauty of it, isn't it Shawn? You see, I've always got contingency plans. People should know me well enough by now that they know I never say die. They know I am always several moves about everyone else! They can't get rid of me Shawn! It doesn't matter how hard they try because the fact of the matter is that at the conclusion of this match, it will be the conclusion of Pariah's career. Pariah is as good as DONE in PWX! I'm not giving the mother fucker another opportunity to fucking poison this company! Pariah is a fucking joke and I'm not about to turn this company over to him! You know me though, Shawn. I ALWAYS win! What I've got planned NO ONE can and will ever think about. It's just not about something that can easily be figured out. This is why I'm the very best at what I do Shawn and me and my team are going to wipe out Pariah and his little band of reject failures once and for all. See, I've learned from history Shawn. I'm not about to make a costly mistake and lose PWX. No, Shawn....I've come to far for that shit to happen to me. I've done my work and I've always adapted. I've adapted for the better and if Pariah thinks he even has the SLIGHTEST BIT OF CHANCE.....he doesn't. Pariah is done tonight and after Civil War clears those that are left will be tried as I see fit. There is no winning formula for anyone other than me in this match. There just isn't. I GUARANTEE you that NOBODY will see it coming until it's too late. I'm in the middle of something big and I plan on evolving PWX to the next stage, the next level post Civil War. NOTHING will stop it from happening. I know it....Pariah knows it....the PWX Universe knows it....hell, every member of the god damn PWX roster knows it! I guess the answer will be revealed in whatever way the PWX roster wants it. The easy way.....or the hard way....knowing the PWX roster like I do....it will most certainly be the hard way.
Hollywood shrugs his shoulders.
Hollywood: But I suppose people will all just snare at me and shake their heads in doubt. Oh well....let the PWX be subjected to their own opinions and their one track minds. Everyone here who is an enemy of the Establishment will perish one way or another. But if the right decisions aren't made....
Hollywood pauses for a few moments and smiles.
Hollywood: You will fuck yourselves so hard in the ass that when it happens and you all fail to see it, your going to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the face of the planet! You can all bet an Executive Promise that I'll be there when that particular moment happens. When it does, I'm going to laugh in your faces so much that I will force all of you into obscurity!
There is another pause. Shawn slowly raises the mic back to him as he speaks.
Lester:......But Mr. Hollywood......that's not why I'm nervous.
Hollywood looks puzzled.
Lester: I'm nervous because what happens if you actually lose tonight?
Hollywood looks dead back at Lester with a look of seriousness. Hollywood then decks him with an Executive Promise that knocks Lester out cold. Hollywood shakes his head and walks off as the Main Event......is next.
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MAIN EVENT
CAGE OF DEATH CIVIL WAR MATCH
THE ESTABLISHMENT (BRIAN HOLLYWOOD, DARIN ZION, TIAMI TYLER, ELIJAH BLACK and DANIEL EVERETT) vs TEAM PARIAH (JOHN PARIAH, TIMOTHY HUNT, SIOBHAN TOWNSEND, STERLING JAMES and TROY STONE)
Alexis Lace: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is time for the Cage of Death Civil War match for control of PWX!
Ricky: Fuck yes! It’s time Chris! I’ve been pumped up for this match since the start of this PPV!
Chris: What about the other matches on the card tonight?
Ricky: Fuck them! Everyone has already forgotten about them! This is a matter of life and death!
Chris: Well you couldn’t be more right about that one.
[The camera pans towards the ring to show a large cage like structure surrounding the ring. This Seventh Circle structure is a little different than what everyone is used to seeing in years past. This structure was designed and created by Brian Hollywood. The cage is not only surrounded with chains but the base that is wrapped around the ring is completely covered in glass. The ring ropes have also been replaced with barbed wire and there are all sorts of weapons around the ring. Some can be seen and some are hidden.]
[Purple lights pulse around the arena as “Smash The Control Machine” thunders through the speakers…]
With the perfect hair
And the perfect wife
And the perfect kids
And the perfect life
I will finally be somebody...
[…before Elijah Black steps out on top of the ramp, surveying the arena around him with the hood of his black hoodie raised, slowly raising a fist]
(Let's play born-again American, resistance is the game!))
[Black throws his head back, throwing the hood back around his shoulders, and shakes some of the excess water out of his hair as he begins to walk down the ramp]
Two pigs wearing suits
Brought the news
That I'm wanted by the bank
They say the rent is due
Caesar's onto you
So you better remember your place
Alexis Lace: Introducing first, he is a member of the Establishment and one half of the PWX Tag Team Champions, ELIJAH BLACK!
[Black walks down the ramp at a slow, deliberate pace, a smirk on the corner of his lips as he ignores the fans around him]
Then they outsourced my job
And gave a raise to my boss
Bailed out your banks
But billed me for the loss
[…reaching the bottom of the ramp, Black pauses at ringside to flick his attention to the ring for a moment, before he paces around the ringside area]
They say we must submit
And be one with the Machines
Because the Kingdom of Fear
Needs compliance to succeed
[Pacing around the ring, Black continues his deliberate pace around the ring, staying within his own headspace and blocking out the crowd’s reaction]
So waterboard the kids for fun
It's all the rage
And play born-again American
Resistance is the game
[Quick as a flash, Black breaks from his patrol of ringside and jumps onto the apron, waiting for a moment on one knee for the right moment in his theme…]
SMASH THE CONTROL MACHINE
Work, buy, consume, die
[Black quickly scales the turnbuckles from the ring apron, standing on the top rope and holds his fist in the air, looking out over the crowd and looking pleased with himself]
SMASH THE CONTROL MACHINE
Happy little slaves - for minimum wage
[Black jumps off the top rope into the ring, slapping himself on the chest a couple of times before standing with his arms spread wide, as he turns to invite the crowd’s reaction]
((The revolution will be monetized
And streamed live via renegade wi-fi))
[…before removing his hoodie and chucking it into his corner of the ring]
Ricky: Boy it’s a good thing he didn’t grab those ring ropes. That would not have felt very good.
Chris: Black does look skeptical of it though I’ll say that much.
["Outbreak" hits the PA as Sterling comes out, head held low. He then looks forward, walking down the ramp and into the ring. When he gets in the ring, he looks around at the fans before looking up as his music gets cut off, his opponents blaring out.]
Announcer Introduction: "Coming to the ring, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Lima Ohio. He is The Dark Rebel, Sterling James!"
Crowd: Let's go Sterling! Let's go Sterling! Let's go Sterling!
Ricky: Those racist bastard's their chanting for...
Chris: Let's not go there, you should damn well known who they're talking about Ricky! Great Scott! I did not think that you were that much of a moron. How insensitive could you be?
Ricky: Well no but...
*DING DING DING DING*
[After both competitors entered the cage, they immediately start brawling to get the main event off to a start without a second of a thought. The war began so quickly no one even noticed it had started before anyone entered the ring. Elijah Black immediately gets the upperhand on Sterling James. Sterling then fights back into the cage and immediately gets tossed into the turnbuckle by Elijah Black. Elijah Black climbs up on the turnbuckle and immediately starts to launch ten fists into Sterling's face. However after a while, Sterling immediately grabs Black and plants him down stiffly to the mat with a powerbomb. Sterling immediately walks out of the ring and grabs a few bags of thumbtacks and immediately completely covers the ring with them. Sterling tries to grab a few more bags of them, but Eljah Black immediately leaps up towards the turnbuckle and launches a massive missle drop kick towards the outside and makes Sterling land directly on his ass.]
Chris: Already the war has gotten intense and #burndowntheestablishment is starting it's way to being the number 1 trend on Twitter after the impressive showing of Sterling Knight and Elijah Black this evening.
Ricky: Shut up! You know the Establishment will win tonight. They've conquered everything within their path. Now look at that from Elijah Black! That shows moxie! He wants to help out his team!
[Elijah immediately grabs Sterling and grinds his face hard against the barbed wire part of the steel cage. Black then grabs a barbed wire two by four and slams it into Sterling's stomach. Sterling wenches for a moment, but immediately grabs a package from within his trunks. Sterling swallows it. As Black takes a charge at Sterling, he immediately sprays him with the green mist causing an excited riot in the crowd. Sterling grabs the discombobulated Black and hurls him back first into the cage. Sterling grabs a weed whacker and stomps Elijah's face into the cage and activates the motor. He runs it across Black's stomach and Black immediately screams out in pain. ]
Crowd: Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
Ricky: Like a hooker! Sterling Knight has given our great defender a hickie! How trash! He didn't even take Black out on a first date!
Chris: You know what they say: All's fair in love and war. Sterling just wants to pry the control from the Establishment!
Ricky: So? Doesn't mean he cannot treat Mr. Black to a date first! That's why you don't have a girlfriend, Chris! You do not know how to wine and dine a woman properly!
Chris: Why do I even try with you?
[Sterling tosses the weed whacker aside. He then grabs Black, who immediately throws a punch directly into the balls of Sterling. Sterling immediately holds his crotch in pain. Elijah then reaches under the ring quickly and grabs a broom. Black looks confused for a moment, but immediately swings it and knocks Sterling directly across the head and knocks him out. Black then grabs the barbed wired Spider Web. He climbs the turnbuckle and holds it for a moment. He immediately signals for a Magic Carpet ride. The crowd immediately boos knowing what’s in store for their hero.]
Chris: Black’s about to go air born with that Spider Web. He will definitely cause some major damage if he connects.
Ricky: GET HIM! FUCK HIM UP! He’s off and…
*THUD*
Chris: Sterling immediately gets out of the way of that one! Close call. And Elijah’s knees are definitely going to feel that one for the next few weeks.
Ricky: Damnit! One could hope Sterling could have gotten fucked up from that one.
[Sterling grabs the web and immediately hammers Black across the body with it. He chucks it back into the ring. Sterling grabs Black and throws him into the ring. Sterling grabs Black and violently DDT’s across the Spider Web. Sterling then grabs Elijah and lays him across the web. He rushes towards the ropes and performs a beautiful lionsault and connects with Black. Sterling immediately reaches for Black and makes a quick cover.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: Use the word…
Chris: NO! I refuse!
Ricky: DELIEVERENCE! Fuck you Chris! I stole your line! Elijah Black survives it!
Chris: LIKE A HOOKER! BURNED YOU BACK!
[Sterling looks at the referee and then turns to refocus his attention back upon Elijah Black. As he grabs Black, Elijah Black immediately pokes Sterling in the eyes. Sterling grabs his eyes for a moment. Black then nails a shining wizard on Sterling Knight. Sterling goes down stiffly towards the mat. Elijah picks up Sterling Knight and immediately rushes towards him with full force with all his might. He nails a quick Black Decent on Sterling Knight. Black immediately covers Sterling Knight and hooks the leg rather tight. The referee immediately rushes down towards the ring and starts the count.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!
[Immediately the countdown clock starts on the screen and Sterling Knight is struck out of completely disbelief. The referee escorts Sterling Knight out of the ring and the count down hits 10 seconds. Elijah Black immediately taunts the crowd to an immense chorus of boos while Sterling leaves and flips him off.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU BLACK! FUCK YOU BLACK!
Chris: Washington DC is not happy that Elijah Black made quick work of Sterling Knight to give the Establishment an early advantage in the Civil War.
Ricky: Well, he knew that Pariah’s merry band of retards would have had the advantage if he didn’t get Sterling out of there. He’s truly a former PWX champion. He knows how to get the job done.
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
*BUZZZZZZ!!!!*
[Black and blue lights shine on the stage as the music begins to play on the loud speakers. Timothy walks out and walks towards the ring with Jessica Harmony by his side. The fans don't know how to react, but Timothy has a smile on his face. Timothy gets in the ring as Jessica cheers him on. The music continues to play as Timothy poses for the crowd real quick before he turns towards the stage to see who his opponent is for the evening. Elijah Black’s eyes light up and Timothy Hunt immediately taunts him as they immediately starts a brawl in the middle of the ring.]
Chris: And the rivalry continues! If any one remembers back to almost a year or so ago, Black and Hunt both feuded over the PWX Championship. They lost to Troy Stone, who also will be featured in this match later tonight.
Ricky: And yet none of them could get the job done. Not trash talking my main man in Elijah Black, he’s definitely stood the test of time and worked on honing his skills against Troy Stone, but honestly, back then he couldn’t get it done. He won’t make that mistake tonight.
[Hunt immediately gains the advantage against Black and sends him outside the ring with a clothesline. Hunt immediately continues to slam Black into the cage and tries to knock a wall down to get a massive brawl to ensue on the outside, but is unsuccessful. Timothy Hunt immediately grabs a piece of barbed wire from under the ring and immediately wraps it against Black’s throat and starts choking him out. Black lays lifeless in the corner. Hunt then locks another headlock on Black for good measure. The referee immediately lifts Black’s hand up.]
*DROP ONE!*
*DROP TWO!
[Black immediately thrusts his elbow into Hunt’s stomach. Black immediately grabs Hunt and hits a powerslam on him on the outside. Black immediately climbs the cage and signals for an elbow drop. He immediately drives his elbow into the chest of Hunt. Black immediately picks up Hunt and takes him over towards one of the glass panel doors. He musters up a lot of energy and immediately drives Hunt through the glass panel and it shatters all over the ringside area. Blood comes running down Hunt’s back from the shards that get driven into his back. Elijah Black then hits a discus lariat onto Hunt to keep him down. Black then climbs the cage towards the top. He balances for a moment on the cage for a moment. He then leaps off of it for a senton bomb for Hunt to roll out of the way.]
Chris: BRILLIANCE! Sheer knowledge with surroundings. Black cannot take too many of those leaps of like that all night. The more of those he takes the more his team loses.
Ricky: Don’t remind me, Chris! We don’t need Pariah’s team to take the advantage in this one. And yes, we know...Hunt also is a former Hybrid Champion. So things are probably about to get ugly...oh shit!
Chris: Yes! Hunt’s got the ring bell now! AND….
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Ricky: Just say it…
Chris: He’s rung the bell of Elijah Black! SHWING!
[Timothy Hunt immediately drops the ring bell and he immediately goes back into the cage. He grabs a few Kenzians. He rushes back towards Elijah Black who immediately ducks out of Hunt’s way and throws a discus punch straight between Hunt’s eyes. Elijah looks dazed for a moment. He immediately walks over towards Alexis’ chair and grabs it. He grabs the Kenzian and picks it up and sets it on the ass of Hunt. Black immediately takes the chair and nails Hunt in the ass a few times to drive the Kenzian straight into Hunt’s ass. Hunt reels around in pain for a moment before Black grabs Hunt and shoots him back into the cage. Black immediately grabs a cheese grater and starts shredding Hunt’s back more.]
Ricky: Don’t you ever make jokes like that again! See, Elijah Black’s meant for this match. His natural desire for destruction definitely fits the Civil War match. He’s a ring general and…
Chris: Are you ever going to stop blowing Establishment cock? Seriously? It gets annoying. Black’s taken a beating. Do you realize he’s on the verge of elimination with all the torture he’s been put through today.
Ricky: Why don’t you just shut up and enjoy the carnage!
[Black takes the grater and drives it straight into Hunt’s head. Black immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a stop sign. Black sets it on the steel steps, which he clears away. Black grabs Hunt and grabs him by the back of the head. He whispers into Hunt’s ear and smiles rather sadistically. As Black tries to Russian Leg Sweep him into the double steel, Hunt picks up Black and hits a sidewalk slam onto the stop sign and the steel steps. Black immediately grabs a set of fish hooks and jabs them into the back for Elijah Black. Hunt strings a barbed wire into the hooks and immediately hits the back stabber.]
Crowd: OUCH!
Chris: Just look at these men. This war goes not only too far back into the past, but it’s intensified through this whole war with PWX vs The Establishment. Each man wants to kill for his cause right now.
Ricky: Yes, and now you’ve scared off the women and children. But then you could blame Timothy Hunt for all that with that vicious move.
[Timothy Hunt immediately throws Black back inside the ring. He locks a Sharpshooter on Black and Black starts screaming more with the added pressure added to his back. As Black starts to want to tap, Hunt releases the hold and smiles as the crowd demands more from him.]
Crowd: FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP!
[Hunt goes towards the outside and pulls out a barbed wire steel chair. He slams it into Black’s back and does so with the stiffest shots possible. Hunt then climbs up towards the top turnbuckle after sliding the steel chair underneath Black’s head. He motions for a Controversy’s Story. He immediately leaps off the turnbuckle head first and drives the chair into both of their heads.]
Chris: What a risk from Hunt! He’s putting his own well being on the line to end Elijah Black right here.
Ricky: He had a weakened Black. Why don’t you just tell it like it is! No worries, we’re down to the final minute before our next member comes out and fuck your team up.
Chris: Unless Team Pariah makes the impossible feat of knocking the Establishment member off to regain advantage.
[Hunt grabs Elijah Black and sets him over the thumbtacks. He rushes a Hunted straight into the thumbtacks and drives them into the face of Black. He locks in the Storyteller after grabbing that barbed wire steel chair and holds it stiffly. Black’s wincing in pain as the countdown begins. Black holds his hand out ready to tap out in pain.]
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
**BUUUUUUUZZZZZ!!!**
["Volume Up" hits the PA as blue lights flash. Tiami comes out on stage smiling and having the crowd pumped up for her. She skips her way down the ramp, hi fiving the crowd and having fun with the fans. Getting in the ring, she just smiles, posing for the crowd, who cheer her on. She immediately rushes down to the ring with the World Championship belt around her waist. She immediately takes the belt off right as Black’s about to tap out and nails it across Hunt’s face. Black rolls out of the way and starts grabbing his back and his head.]
Ricky: Elijah Black gets save by Tiami Tyler. This right here...proves the unity in the Establishment. They don’t have dissension in their ranks. Not only that, but they are not washed up. This proves why the Establishment holds the PWX Championship AND the PWX Tag Team Championships: RESILIENCE!
Chris: Call it a hunch, but that was just cheap, the crowd a’int buying it.
Crowd: LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! SELL OUT! SELL OUT! SELL OUT!
[Tiami grabs Hunt by the hair and immediately slaps him around a few times. She then takes her high heel boot and places one thumbtack into Hunt’s forehead and just stomps the shit out of it. Hunt grabs his face and starts to reel in pain. Tiami then grabs a few fluorescent light tubes. She sets them up in a row on the steel steps. She picks up Hunt and immediately drives Hunt head first into the bulbs and you see and explosion happen.]
Chris: The tides have turned now that our new PWX Champion came into the ring. And if you thought Elijah Black was violent alone, look at our new world champion. She’s sold her soul to win that belt. She had quite the successful career before she betrayed her former Tag Team Partner in Jessica Harmony. And now look at her, she’s been out to destroy Hunt since he returned to PWX.
Ricky: You’re just jealous she’s not only driven her boot into Hunt’s face, but she’s going to ruin his career here tonight in the DC area. How cute! Now look what our champion is up to...she just...wow…
[Tiami Tyler immediately goes up to one of the kids in the audience and takes his Nintendo 3DS. She grabs some tape and wraps it around her fist. As Hunt immediately comes to, Tyler drives the Nintendo 3DS into Hunt’s face. The family of the kid gets mad and Tiami, just flips them off as she continues to hammer Hunt.]
Chris: Talk about stealing candy from a baby. Just look at Tyler tonight. She’s just treating everyone like shit.
Ricky: That’s spunk! It’s not like Brian Hollywood couldn’t pay someone to buy the kid a new 3DS. Just stop bitching.
[Elijah Black immediately starts to recover, but still shows some signs of wear and tear. Black immediately grabs the barbed wire Spider Web again, and starts making his way into the ring. Tiami pulls out a glass pane and sets it on the steel steps. Tiami holds down Hunt and Elijah Black immediately leaps off the turnbuckle with the Spider web in the Magic Carpet Splash style. He immediately lands on Timothy Hunt and Timothy and Elijah both reel in pain. Tiami immediately lands a cover on top of Hunt.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: I cannot believe it…
Chris: That it’s not butter, or that Hunt too is a former PWX Contender and he won’t easily give up either. What? You think that only works with the Establishment?
[Tiami Tyler and Elijah Black grab Hunt and immediately land a snapshot onto him face first into the steel steps again. They then pick up Hunt and hit a double back drop on him neck first into the steps. Timothy Hunt immediately grabs his neck as Tiami locks a Dragon Sleeper onto him. Black then grabs a bamboo stick with barbed wire on it and immediately keeps striking Hunt in the stomach. Black then nails Hunt straight across the face. Both Tiami and Elijah Black try to cover Hunt at the same time, placing their weight on him.]
Chris: That’s legal?
Ricky: That’s what you call INTELLIGENCE….something DC doesn’t have...both in politics or in people...take your pick.
ONE!
TWO!
THR…
Ricky: NOO!
[Tiami then picks Hunt up and holds him up in the air with a chicken wing submission maneuver, weakening the shoulder. Black grabs a fire extinguisher from underneath the ropes and sets it in front of Tiami’s position. Black then climbs towards the top rope and leaps towards Hunt’s head with his arms out. Tiami plows him down like Beth Phoenix’s Glam Slam and he nails the fire extinguisher with stiff force. They both start kicking him and beating him down when the timer immediately goes off and...
[Arena lights go out as the the melodic guitar intro is heard, and shots of the Chicago skyline are shown. The song begins to pick up steam, as we cut to a man on the roof-wearing a hood. He throws the hood back, as "Southtown" by The Ghost Inside hits the PA system-and shots of John Pariah are shown on the screen.]
Welcome to hard times,
Back again like it’s never been, for the first time
It seems to mess with my head.
So when I realize what it takes, can I relate?
With whatever, but never will it drive me to hate.
Could I be the next guy
That you take before I wake?
Now I lay me down to sleep, eyes tight when I pray.
This here is real life,
Circumstances make you think.
Should i be counting my blessings,
The next second my eyes blink.
[The crowd roars as John Pariah steps out onto the stage-with his arms in a crucifix. The lights sihlloutets his body-as he turns around and throws his right arm up in the air as the crowd pops.]
You’re in the southtown, you know that kid don’t play.
Put it down on the streets, will I see another day?
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank god that I made it alive.
[The crowd roars as he heads down the ramp, and slides into the ring-posing on the ropes as the music fades to black. Pariah comes down wearing and elbow pad laced with thumbtacks and glass shards taking a page from Adam Stryker's book. He immediately rushes towards Tiami Tyler and he spears her down. Elijah Black charges for Pariah but gets met with a sharp Mirakuru. The crowd immediately jumps to their feet and roars as Pariah grabs Black and immediately sends him out of the cage and starts to beat his ass down.]
Chris: Our savior is in! He is obliterating the Establishment.
Ricky: That elbow pad is not legal in fifteen states and I think DC is not one of them. I want to kick his ass for bringing an illegal weapon to this match.
[Timothy Hunt immediately starts to rebound and he and Tiami Tyler tie up on the outside of the cage. Hunt grabs Tiami by the hair and smiles and immediately starts to bitch slap the hell out of her as the crowds roars grow louder.]
Crowd: CRUCIFY! CRUCIFY!
[Hunt grabs Tiami and he locks her in and hits a Cross Rhodes on her into the stop sign laying out around the ring. Hunt grabs Tiami and tosses her into the ring. Hunt rushes up towards the too turnbuckle to do a leg drop off of it, but as soon as Hunt immediately leaps off the turnbuckle, Tiami sticks her heels up and Hunt gets his ass brutalized. Tiami smiles sadistically as Hunt grabs his ass. Tiami rushes to grab a water jug and the bamboo stick and duck tape. She immediately attempt to swing it for Hunt, but Hunt grabs it and yanks it out of her hands and spins Tiami around. He immediately nails her brutally in the back tearing her apart. Hunt grabs Tiami with the stick and then nails the Stroke on her straight into the thumbtacks.]
Chris: Ouch! She will feel that one in the morning. Hunt wants to kill Tiami for brutalizing him. PWX wants to destroy and burn the Establishment one by mother fucking one.
Ricky: Shut up! Turn your attention to Pariah. He has literally brutalized the hell out of Black and he is laying on top of our announcers table.
Chris: Yeah I noticed that too! And Pariah's already climbing the cage. Just look at him climb, he's bound and determined!
Ricky: Yeah this crowd is eating his bullshit brownies and drinking the Kool-Aid.
Chris: He's calling for the elbow drop and he is balancing on the top of the cage. Nooo! NOOOOO!
*THUUUUD!!!!*
Chris: And he just crushed the fuck out of out of Elijah's skull! Take that you mother fucker!
[Pariah and Black lay still in the mess of the carnage with the announcers table. Pariah slowly rolls out from the carnage and grabs Black up. He picks him up and lands an inverted suplex to the barriacade. He then grabs him and stiffly kicks him in the face. Pariah takes Black into the audience and drags him into a more secluded area. Pariah motions for the crowd to toss him chairs and the crowd immediately in the area starts to bury Elijah Black in a sea of chairs. Pariah smiles and then grabs a ladder in the area. He then climbs up it with a steel chair on his rib cage. He motions towards the crowd and hits a moonsault off the ladder into the pile of chairs. Pariah grabs his ribs and the crowd immediately goes nuts.]
Crowd: You still got it! You still got it! Thank you Pariah! Thank you Pariah!
Ricky: Senseless murder! See what did I tell you about Pariah? He's a tool! Pandering to these fucking hypocritical DC fans! It sickens me!
Chris: Like you said earlier: he is doing what it takes to win his company back! This is his baby! While he still wrestles in 2CW, he comes back to defend his baby! Even if it means he dies for it!
[While Pariah recovers, Hunt immediately takes Tiami Tyler and hits the Hunted straight into a cinder block. Tiami lays completely lifeless in the ring. Hunt immediately covers Tiami.]
Chris: ONE!
TWO!!
THRE....WHAT THE FUCK?!
[Tyler immediately recovers. The crowd immediately erupts into a boo frenzy. Hunt grabs Tiami Tyler and yanks her, but she immediately takes a boot into his groin area and nails him squarely in the balls. Tyler takes controls and hits a Tilt a Whirl DDT! Tyler then grabs some C4 and puts it into the corner. She then grabs Hunt and hits a reverse German suplex perfectly to where Hunt goes into the C4 belly first.]
*BOOM!*
[Tyler lays bland watches Hunt reel in pain for a moment. She then locks in a tight camel clutch onto him and starts to stretch his stomach out. Hunt screams out and Tyler wrenches it in more. Tyler immediately releases the hold. She grabs the barbed wired spider web and sets it on Timothy Hunt. She immediately leaps off of the turnbuckle after she climbs it and lands Hunt's Swanton Bomb on him. She rolls around in pain like Hunt, but covers him.]
Ricky: Controversy's story is about to end!!!!
ONE!
TWO!!!
THRE....NO FUCKING WAY HUNT COULD KICK OUT OF THAT MOVE! That cannot be done!
Chris: So you believe in miracles now? That means I've converted you! You're rooting for PWX to win!
Ricky: No, it means you just said you do not have any faith in your team! Clearly you don't see the Establishment is good for everyone! You just want to rebel and be cool.
Chris: Whatever you want to believe!
[Meanwhile, Pariah immediately drags Elijah back towards the ring. During the whole mess with Tiami and Hunt, Pariah sent Elijah Black flying through a popcorn stand and Black is covered with popcorn. Pariah immediately tosses Black back into the cage and immediately goes for Tiami Tyler. Tyler then kicks Pariah in the shins for a moment. Pariah then lands an uppercut to Tyler. They both go back and forth for a moment exchanging punches. Tyler then gets the upper hand. She hits a headlock drop on Pariah and rips his elbow pad off. She immediately starts to elbow Pariah in the head. Tiami splits Pariah’s head open and blood comes pouring out of Pariah’s head. Tiami then picks Pariah up and drops him with a scoop slam into the thumbtacks. Pariah immediately grabs his back. Tiami then grabs the water jug stick she’s been using and starts nailing Pariah with it.]
Crowd: Let’s go Pariah! Let’s go Pariah!
Chris: Pariah’s already taking some brutal bumps, and Tiami wants to tear him apart. Especially after they’ve been going back and forth on Twitter about her recent title win. She’s definitely not happy with Pariah. But let’s face it Pariah’s a man who deserve the belt. Look at all he’s done for PWX.
Ricky: He’s pushed himself, gave people hand outs...yeah that’s totally what the hero should do.
Chris: Shut up and respect Pariah’s career. He gave Tiami one of these so called hand outs...well his ex-wife did, but that’s a different story.
Ricky: Seriously, you’re preaching to someone who doesn’t care….fight back Tiami...fight back!
[Tiami drops the stick again and tries to pick Pariah up, but Hunt comes roaring in with the weed whacker and immediately takes it to Tiami’s back. Pariah goes down and rebounds while Hunt continues to plow Tyler’s back. Pariah then motions towards Hunt. They both grab Hunt and motion towards the weedwhacker. Pariah and Hunt smile and they immediately pick up Tyler.]
Ricky: What are they about to do...this doesn’t look good!
Chris: I think they’re about to drive Tiami Tyler straight into the weedwhacker. This definitely isn’t good for your team. I hope you didn’t bet a lot of money on this match Ricky.
Ricky: I did...but I have faith.
[Pariah and Hunt grab Tiami Tyler and immediately hit a double powerbomb to the weedwhacker stiffly, breaking it in half. Pariah then grabs Tiami Tyler and attempts to pin her.]
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!!!!!
[Immediately Elijah Black dives towards both men and breaks the cover by the act of God. Pariah and Hunt immediately turn their attention towards Black and starts kicking him to kingdom come. Black and Pariah then take domination and land a few moves on Black and Tyler. Suddenly the countdown clock begins to start and the crowd starts to count with it.]
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
*BUUUUUZZZ!!!!*
[Suddenly, "Hail to the King" blares on the PA System and the lights dim in the area. Suddenly Darin Zion's name flashes across the titantron and the lights go off. The music continues to blare, but the Establishment's mouth doesn't show up. The crowd immediately looks around confused. The rest of the competitors continue to focus on one another. ]
Ricky: Well that's strange...Darin's music hits and he's nowhere to be found. He hasn't missed a day in his life. Well, unless he's injured.
Chris: Yes, but his whereabouts are unknown since last week after getting carried out by Schmied. Zion's definitely not missed by this crowd.
"FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU ZION!"
["Hail to the King" blares once again as the crowd immediately erupts in a chorus of boos. Darin's Zion's name appears on the titantron again. The lights once again dim, and come back on, but once again Darin Zion has yet to be seen. The lights starts to flicker a bit more in an eerie fashion. ]
Chris: Weird, the arena's having some electrical issues
Ricky: That's not weird, it's the Washington DC arenas. They suck so much balls I could literally make fifteen like a hooker jokes.
Chris: Well let's not talk about our nation's great capital like that. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous...it's...
Ricky: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
[Immediately the lights flicker some more and we start to see Schmied who's carrying Darin Zion's lifeless body from last week up the titantron which stands 35 feet above the arena floor. Morgana immediately rushes out as Schmied climbs the ladder. The competitors in the ring immediately stand completely still and the crowd immediately stands almost ready to celebrate. Tears start to run down Morgana's face as the camera pans to Zion's cold, lifeless body. You see more bruises and cuts on him from the beatings he's sustained at the hands of Schmied after passing out last week.]
Ricky: SCHMIED'S GONE ROGUE! After his first loss, he's completely and utterly snapped!
Chris: And much to the delight of the crowd. They're wanting to see Zion's career end. But it's a little confusing for sure. But they don't care! Zion's tortured them, teased them, treated them like shit, and balked. He chased his own friends away the last week and Schmied had the final straw with Zion's attitude. He's doing something about it.
Ricky: But you cannot leave Morgana a widow!
Chris: They aren't even married!
Ricky: Well then free her up again, I want a piece of her ass!
[Schmied lifts Zion up and the officials and Morgana immediately motion towards Schmied to put Zion down. Schmied's smile grows ever so more sinisterly across his face. His eyes light up and he looks up towards the sky murmuring "Praise my master! Praise him! SACRIFICE TO HIM, ALL POWERFUL!" Morgana pushes the officials out of the way and looks at Schmied for a moment, she again motions to stop, but Schmied does not listen.]
Crowd: THROW HIM OFF! THROW HIM OFF! THROW HIM OFF!
Ricky: Washington DC is a bunch of savages right now! How DARE they want to see Darin Zion get chucked off the screen. Fucking bunch of liberal bastards!
Chris: Oh shut up, almost 5 years ago, you'd have chanted the same thing and wished to see Darin Zion get thrown off the titantron. You'd love Schmied.
Ricky: No I wouldn't have...fuck you Chris! Just seriously! Darin Zion's a saint! He's our savior! In fact, he's such a savior the match in the ring has stopped because of his presence...even unconscious.
Chris: Oh stop fooling yourself, the Pariah said of things is stopping to watch Zion's imminent death coming and The Establishment wrestlers are waiting to sue. Simple enough as that.
[Schmied moves a bit and the officials move towards Schmied. He's got Zion hoisted up in the Razor's Edge position. Morgana once again motions towards Schmied for a moment. The crowd immediately starts tearing into her and starts calling her a bitch. She continues to motion for a moment before finally Schmied makes another adjustment and suddenly her expressions change.]
Ricky: THAT HOOKING BITCH! NO FUCKING WAY!
CHRIS: SHE'S MOTIONING TO THROW ZION OFF THE TITANTRON! WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
[Schmied immediately smiles and lifts Zion up towards the sky and he looks at him for a moment and says "Thank you...my master." Schmied immediately tosses Zion straight down and the officials immediately move out of the way to give Zion some protection. Darin Zion immediately starts to fall down from the titantron, head first thanks to Schmied. Darin Zion's body rushes down as everyone and their mother's immediately gasp. The crowd immediately roars as Darin Zion's neck immediately collides stiffly with the steel of the stage down below.]
*THUD!!!!!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
[Suddenly the pyro cannon underneath the stage immediately goes off in the area in a blaze of glory and Schmied and Morgana immediately laugh sadistically at Darin ZIon as the damage is done and Zion's body is pretty much left in the crater in the stage. Immediately the officials motion for medical staff and medics start rushing underneath the stage. The crowd claps unkindly towards Zion. The camera focuses on Schmied for a moment and you can immediately the crowd starting to bow at him.]
Crowd: THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED!
Ricky: How heartless can these guys be...especially at the heart of America. This is unacceptable! Especially with how many neck surgery's Darin Zion's had. How dare Schmied do this....and take my future wife.
Chris: THANK YOU SCHMIED! Seriously, thank you for ending Zion's career right before our eyes. Clearly Zion's fall takes him out of the Cage of Death and only leaves Brian's team with only four combatants.
Ricky: Well you know Hollywood, he'll think of something...
[The lights starts to flicker and Morgana and Schmied immediately disappear from their places respectively. The combatants turn and look at one another for a moment completely in shock at what just happened during Darin Zion's entrance and look at one another for a moment. Suddenly…as Pariah and Hunt start to clap immediately Elijah Black grabs Pariah and chucks him into the corner, face first into a glass sheet and it shatters. Tiami Tyler then immediately grabs a light tube and shatters it across Hunt’s back.]
Ricky: I’m guessing they didn’t expect The Establishment to be prepared like that. I wouldn’t blame them, THEY are RUTHLESS mother fuckers. Darin Zion trained them well, and while Darin Zion is dead, they still have our fearless leader: Brian Hollywood. He’s definitely backstage enjoy this match, clapping his hands.
Chris: But he’s definitely timing his outcome. He is the owner...you know this. And oh shit! Here comes Black towards Hunt. He’s grabbed him. And what’s Tiami doing on the outside…
[Tiami Tyler immediately grabs a ladder and throws it into towards Elijah Black. Tyler then grabs a glass sheet, thumbtacks, and a couple of cinder blocks from under the ring. She starts setting them up and then she immediately starts to hammer Hunt a few times. Elijah Black climbs up from the ladder and smiles rather sadistically as he climbs towards the other side. He bends over as Tiami Tyler immediately hoists up Timothy Hunt into the air and Elijah Black immediately sets him up for a Black Slate.]
Chris: No fucking way! He’s not going to do this is he? He could end Hunt’s career!
Ricky: This is the type of match where careers come to die. It’s a war Chris. Black’s not supposed to smile and treat Hunt to a fucking cookie. He’s coming in here to kill him, win this match, and destroy the competiton.
Chris: HE’S ABOUT TO JUMP! HE’S ABOUT TO KILL…
**CRAAAAAASSSSSSHHHH!!!!**
Chris: Hunt’s got hit with the BLACK SLATE! This is MADNESS!
Ricky: No! This is PWX!
Chris: I thought you were about to say Sparta!
[Elijah Black immediately rolls over while Tyler grabs a barbed wire steel chair and starts going to work on Pariah. Elijah Black points towards the sky and smiles as the referee begins the count!]
ONE!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*BUUUUUZZZZ!!!*
Ricky: Elijah Black’s gotten a second elimination tonight, but now he cannot celebrate his win because here comes….
[The opening, pulsating beat of 'Control' hits the sound system as the overhead lights dim. Lights in various shades of blue flicker into being, moving with the rhythm of the music-- and so is the veritable dancing of Dominic Townsend. Cane in hand and a tophat perched precariously atop his head, the Steampunk Prince steps to one side as the vocals begin, a bit of preening done before he's making a most grand and sweeping bow to introduce his beloved.]
Ricky: OH FUCK NO!
Chris: THE ODDS ARE EVER IN PWX’S FAVOR! THE REQUIEM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!!
[The backbeat kicks in as the Requiem strides out from behind the curtain, her expression a focused mask of neutrality that betrays nothing as to what she is thinking. Siobhan Townsend's head turns, her gaze taking in the crowd and her surroundings much the way a sniper would scan over a battlefield with a piercing gaze while her husband continues to scamper and caper about in his rather distinct way.]
[Once she is satisfied that all is as it should be, she begins her walk to the ring. It's a no-muss, no-fuss sort of affair for her-- although the same is not true of her manager. Dominic is all too happy to schmooze to the crowd, slapping hands and doling out hugs whenever he gets the chance.]
[It's about at the bottom of the ramp that the Requiem turns her gaze to her husband, a faintly-quirked brow the only sign of question that she offers up. Chuckling to himself, Dommy takes a grandiose step to one side and makes a sweeping gesture toward the ring-- as if inviting his client to enter the ring as she sees fit. There's a faint roll of her eyes before Siobhan does exactly that, a sudden burst of speed all the more she needs to slide into the ring on her stomach. Quickly regaining her feet, the final three words of the chorus (such as it is) sounding out as she pops up to her feet.]
[There is no pandering to the fans, no indicator of paying them any mind-- instead? Siobhan simply makes her way to the corner, allowing her husband to do as he sees fit on the outside while her music fades. She immediately starts to go after Black and Tiami rushes towards her to stop her.]
Chris: Here’s where things start getting interesting. PWX’s odds are now changed. Siobhan will not be a push over victory right here.
Ricky: She’s lost so far, why do I not worry?
Chris: Because Ricky, you did the cha cha...you did the fucking cha cha.
[Siobhan rushes towards Black and immediately lays into him with knife edge chop. Tyler comes right at Siobhan and she immediately twists and contorts Tiami. She picks Tiami up and hits a power slam right into the thumbtacks. Elijah Black rushes to help her, but Siobhan jumps up and hits a hurricanarana onto Black. She then sees the cheese grater. She begins to once again start grating the shit out of Elijah’s stomach and he starts to reel in pain. Tyler comes rushing towards Siobhan, but…]
BOOOOM!
Chris: MIRAKURU STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING FACE!!!! WITH THE RETURNED ELBOW PAD!
Ricky: Damnit! I knew she should have thrown that thing out into the crowd!
[Pariah smiles as he lets Tiami lay for a moment. He immediately goes to take on Black, who’s now starting to get the upper hand with Siobhan. Black immediately pokes Siobhan in the eyes. He then lands a superman punch on her and takes her down. Pariah rushes towards Siobhan and hits Black in the back with a guitar filled with thumbtacks and it shatters all ove. Black then falls towards the ground and Siobhan goes back a bit. Pariah then places the guitar near the turnbuckle. He chucks Black into the corner and goes for a superplex. He lands right on top of the broken guitar. Siobhan immediately jumps from the ropes and hits a springboard splash onto Black. She immediately covers him.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: Black won’t stay down. He’s taken a lot of punishment already in this match.
Chris: Yes, so you’ve only said a hundred times. Pariah’s not happy about this. He’s grabbing some fish hooks right now.
Ricky: OUCH! RIGHT into his spine. Pariah’s about to string him on the ropes….
*CRASH!!!*
[Tyler immediately hits Pariah with another light tube. As Siobhan immediately catches on, Siobhan immediately gets met with a face full of baby powder which was in Tyler’s other hand. As she’s blinded, Tyler then immediately picks her up and lands a Tiger Driver head first onto her. Siobhan immediately grabs her head and Tiami grabs a kenzian, she tries to drive one into Siobhan, but Pariah immediately comes to her aid. Pariah takes Tiami by the head and hits the Legsweep face buster. Pariah grabs a container of lighter fluid and a set of matches, but immediately Elijah Black comes and hits Pariah with a cross body. Black starts to nail Pariah for a moment, but Siobhan immediately pulls him off. and nails a dropsault kicks on him. As Black recovers, she nails a Lou Thesz press onto him.]
Chris: STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Ricky: Do you not know your own people? That’s Siobhan...and she’s murdering Black.
Chris: I know, but I channelled my inner JR and just wanted to scream things about government mules and BBQ sauce after I saw Townsend hit that beautiful Lou Thesz press. It brought me back to the old days.
[Siobhan immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a bucket full of Legos. She smiles as she pours them on the ring. She immediately goes to grab Black to immediately land a DDT onto the legos warzone in the ring, but Tiami Tyler makes the save. She grabs Siobhan, but Siobhan won’t let go. Tyler then just drops the reverse DDT and both Townsend and Black go into the legos. Both start holding their backs as Tyler starts to make the descent on Siobhan.]
Crowd: Take down Tyler! Take down Tyler! Take down Tyler!
[Pariah then rebounds and tosses Tiami Tyler from out of the ring. Pariah then leaps and nails a suicide dive into the cage itself and takes Tyler out. Siobhan then rushes towards the ropes and jumps on Black’s chest and hits a leg drop on him. Townsend then grabs a C4 explosive from under the ring and straps it to a steel chair with barbed wire on it. She sits it down on Black’s face and she climbs up towards the top rope. She immediately nails a 450 Splash and the C4 explodes in Black’s face. Townsend immediately goes for the cover.]
ONE!
TWO!
THRE….NO!
[Townsend’s face looks priceless as Black immediately holds his head for a moment and tries to slowly rebound. Townsend tries to regain her dominance, but Black starts to get the upper hand. He lays a few punches into her and drives Townsend with a one handed bulldog into the legos. Black rolls out to the opposite side of the ring where Pariah’s just been flung into the cage by Tyler and performs an amazing moonsault into Tyler and takes them both down. Black grabs a pizza cutter and starts to slice into the skin of Townsend.]
Chris: Townsend’s split open now by Black. He’s definitely looking worn out right now.
Ricky: He’s waiting for Daniel to make his entrance into the match. Then the fun truly begins. I think that’s what’s driving him right now.
Chris: One things for sure...he’s not focusing on his partner...Pariah’s starting to take this match to the champion on the outside. He’s got a….
Ricky: Oh God no! He found the stash again. Morgana must’ve left those dildos in their before she decided to tell Schmied to chuck Zion off the ramp.
Chris: Yes, but holy crap, this isn’t going to be pretty.
Ricky: And is that a birthday cake?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE PUT UNDER THESE RINGS?!
Chris: Pariah’s pulling out...more dildos and some thumbtacks…
Ricky: Okay, it’s about to get kinky in here…
Chris: Ricky, put your hands back on this desk THIS INSTANT!
Ricky: What Tiami doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
[Pariah immediately grabs the three dildos and lights them on fire. He then takes a set of thumbtacks and decorates the cake. Tiami starts to rebound and Pariah immediately picks up Tiami in a flap jack position and nails her right into the dildos face first. Cake gets all over her face and the crowd goes wild.]
Crowd: Tiami got cake fucked! Tiami got cake fucked!
Ricky: DEAR DIARY! JACKPOT!
Chris: She’s on your team!
Ricky: So...I can enjoy this...I have BALLS! AND A PENIS! You should be enjoying this too.
Chris: *FACEPALM*
[Pariah then takes a belt from under the ring and starts to immediately whip the hell out of Tiami. Meanwhile, Townsend grabbed the upper hand with a reversal of a powerbomb and huricanarana’d Elijah Black into the legos. She’s nearly got a pinfall, but again Black kicked out. Pariah grabs Tyler and rolls her into the ring. Townsend and Pariah rushes towards Tyler and immediately nail a double superkick onto her face first. Townsend then nails a shooting star press standing up without a turnbuckle and Pariah nails an elbow drop with his violent elbow pad. Pariah immediately goes for the cover.]
ONE!
***BUZZZZ!***
TWO!
….
Chris: What the fuck? The Establishment get another guy.
Ricky: Serves #WeArePWX losers right. They aren’t PWX..they’re…just jealous of the Establishment.
BEEEPPPP!!!
[Immediately the buzzer cuts off and the lights cut off in the arena with a massive explosion going off. “Chalk Outline” immediately blares across the PA System and down comes Schmied after his long journey from the top of the titantron earlier in the night. Morgana comes accompanying him, with a giant smile on her face. She clinches his arm tightly as she kisses him and they make out.]
Ricky: What the fuck is going on with Schmied? First he kills Darin Zion and medics have to cart his ass off to the hospital and now Schmied’s got Morgana around his arm tonight. And what’s his references towards the master.
Chris: I have no fucking idea, but this shit is eerie since last week when Schmied carried Zion out of the arena. No doubt they have ties together, but apparently Schmied’s coming down to represent the...Establishment.
Ricky: I hope! Over the last few weeks he’s definitely been a little uncontrollable. Whatever Schmied does tonight, it’s definitely going to cause utter chaos.
[Schmied tells Morgana to leave and immediately he rushes towards the ring and the referee opens the cage door. Schmied comes barrelling in the ring and he immediately starts tearing apart members of both teams much to the delight and confusion of the crowd.]
Ricky: LIKE A HOOKER! He’s coming in and demolishing EVERYONE! Clothesline after mother fucking clothesline.
[Schmied immediately hard clotheslines Townsend, then Black, then Tyler, then Pariah. He then proceeds to pick up Tyler as the other three get up and he immediately chucks her into all the combatants. Schmied then grabs a can of gasoline and pours it on Pariah's back. He grabs a lighter and sets Pariah on fire. Schmied taunts the crowd and picks up Townsend and lands a military press on her. Schmied then grabs Black and nails a belly to belly suplex stiffly on the mat into some of the thumbtacks that were strayed into the ring earlier.]
Ricky: Schmied’s rogue status is now coming out and he’s re-establishing his dominance in PWX.
Chris: If he keeps this up, we won’t have a Civil War match and does that mean Schmied takes over the company in that case?
Ricky: I really don’t know at this point because the way it’s going Schmied’s just wanting to have his way with anyone and everyone now. He doesn’t care if they’re Establishment or not. He’s a freed man now, he just wants to murder anything that moves.
[Immediately the referee goes for a fire extinguisher under the ring and hoses down Pariah and Schmied sees it. Schmied immediately hits a Blitzkreig Hammer onto the referee and knocks him completely out by dropping him on his head. Elijah Black starts to crawl towards Tiami, but Schmied notices the movement. He picks Elijah Black up over his head and immediately hurls him straight on to the outside of the ring into the cage. Tiami Tyler then charges towards Schmied to get him to stop, but he immediately tosses her over the top rope. Pariah barely manages to get up and so does Townsend. Both of them try to charges towards Schmied and he immediately flips them over the ropes with ease.]
CROWD: KILL THEM SCHMIED! KILL THEM SCHMIED! KILL THEM SCHMIED!
Chris: What the fuck is up with this crowd? Are they not being sports entertained?
Ricky: You got that off a meme, didn’t you? That’s the last time I show you anything off Main Event Memes. Clearly, you don’t know what the IWC tries to do at these events. They usually like to bitch about their feelings on a feud. Clearly everyone’s sick of Establishment vs PWX.
Chris: Ah, so they’re slightly retarded then…
Ricky: Quite possibly!
[All four people from the Establishment and PWX side immediately start to huddle after recooperating on the outisde and actually start talking strategy as a team to quell the beast known as Schmied. Schmied immediately rushes towards them and hits a huge Gore and knocks part of the cage over and it goes towards the entrance ramp with all his sheer force. Schmied then stands up from the wreckage and starts his focus on the PWX Champion, Tiami Tyler. Pariah, Siobhan, and Black immediately rushes to get weapons. Schmied immediately picks up the PWX Champion and lifts her up on his shoulder. He sets her up for a Blitzkreig Hammer and nails her on the side of the broke cage.]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ricky: Hollywood definitely needs to invest his money more wisely. This cage is falling apart easier than the old cage. He needs to quit hiring those Chinese workers...maybe even invest some money into Bryan Singer’s…
Ricky: I hear by retract any previous statements about Bryan Singer, as those are just allegations. Nothing has proven in a court of law…
Chris: You just had to go there...haven’t you learned anything yet. And now the crowd hates you...they had to watch that shit on the titantron. Mrs. Ferdiand, the wrestling grandma just missed how Schmied just Blitzkreig Hammered Tiami a second time to establish domiance. Geez, ruin the show for us. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Ricky: SHUT UP!
[As Schmied immediately sets up a third Blitzkreig Hammer on the fallen part of the cage, immediately Elijah Black strikes Schmied with a barbed wire steel baseball bat. Siobhan immediately starts to choke Schmied with a piece of barbed wire, followed by Pariah grabbing a cattle prod from under the ring and stunning the fuck out of Schmied. All three of them immediately grab a set of handcuffs from under the ring and lock Schmied to the fallen cage. Pariah, Siobhan, and Black immediately smile for a moment, before Pariah immediately grabs Black and starts tasing him. Siobhan then grabs Black and Pariah and her immediately hit a 3D on Black and immediately lay him on top of Schmied. They both realize that all three Establishment members took a hellacious beating.]
Chris: Pariah has the advantage now with all three Establishment members knocked out. This could get interesting.
[Pariah immediately locks the Scorpion Crosslock onto Elijah Black and holds him into place while Siobhan grabs a table from out of the ring. She grabs a glass pane and sets it on top of the table. She then proceeds to immediately pour some thumbtacks and places Kenzians strategically on the table too. Pariah releases the lock and immediately throws the knocked out Elijah Black onto the table.]
Crowd: DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE.
Chris: How is Siobhan going to pull that off, she’s all the way in the ring.
Ricky: Yeah, I’d like to see her do…
Chris: Holy shit! Holy fucking shit she’s charging...she’s charging straight for Black.
Ricky: She’s jumped on the ropes and…
*CRAAAAAASH!!!*
Chris: WOW! Impressive showing from Siobhan! She just did the Death From Above, SPRINGBOARD style.
Ricky: Yeah, and yet again Elijah Black will once again rise from the ashes. He’s done a phenomenal job so far tonight.
Chris: Don’t count those chicken’s yet Ricky…
[Pariah immediately picks up Elijah Black and motions and mocks Darin Zion for a moment, to the crowd’s delight, and taunts towards the crowd. He then grabs the limp body of Elijah Black and immediately signals for Delusions of Grandeur. Pariah walks Black over towards the Spider Web and immediately nails the move, much to the delight of the crowd. He then immediately hits an Executive Promise on Black as he’s trying to get up. Pariah then immediately grates Black’s back more with the cheese grater. He locks on the Modern Echo again and Elijah just sit their limp. A referee immediately rushes towards the participants as he reaches for Black’s hand, the clocks appears and the buzzer sounds.]
**BUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!!!**
[Reddish-orange light bathes the arena as "The Take" blasts through the arena PA system]
[Daniel Everett walks out at the top of the ramp, grinding his knuckles in his palm as he pauses to cast his eye across the arena before fixing his eye on the ring]
Take what little pride we have away
[Everett walks towards the ring]
Here's to them
Here's to them
[Everett works a kink out of his shoulder as he nears the ring]
Makes so little difference anywhere
[Everett reaches ringside, and bangs his fists together a couple of times]
Here's to us
Here's to us
[Everett runs up the ring steps and makes his way into the ring]
And I wish you could understand
UNDERSTAND
[Everett marches across the ring towards the corner, removing his sleeveless hooded sweatshirt as he does…]
Take, Take, Take
And
Waste, Waste, Waste
[…climbing to stand on the middle turnbuckle as he surveys the crowd for a moment…]
Makes Hate, Hate, Hate
Makes Hate, Hate, Hate
[…before climbing down, slapping the top turnbuckle hard, before turning to face across the ring Daniel immediately sees his partner screaming in pain and immediately dashes towards the ring. He leaps onto the steel steps and nails a perfect beautiful disaster kick onto the face of Pariah. Daniel then immediately jams a piece of glass into his boot. He immediately starts kicking Pariah’s head in a few times and gashes it completely open. Daniel Everett then grabs a fork and jabs it into the back of Pariah, stopping him in his tracks.]
Ricky: SWEET SOLACE! It’s time for things to get more fucked up. The Establishment now has four people in this ring. Had Hunt and Sterling lasted, the odds wouldn’t be against them.
Chris: Well your monster doesn’t count. He’s a bit tied up right now with his situation. He’s been trying to free himself from the handcuffs right now, laying on the ground. But hot damn, this is about to get real, and fast.
[Black immediately rebounds and takes and hits a fireball straight into Pariah’s face. Both Black and Everett start to attack and dismantle Pariah for a moment with a fury of stomps. Meanwhile in the ring, Siobhan continues to onslaught murder Tiami. Siobhan immediately grabs a barbed wired lead pipe and immediately starts to choke Tyler out with it. Tyler rebounds after a bit and gets to her feet. She throws Townsend over her shoulder and immediately starts to scratch Townsend’s face. Townsend then fights back and nails an ensuguri to the face of Tyler. Afterwards, she takes Tyler and grabs the cattle prod and starts to taze her. She then stomps unmercifully at her face.]
Chris: Tyler’s definitely in for some deep trouble. Townsend’s getting dominated.
Ricky: Just like your main man in John Pariah’s getting down to him right now. It’s about time the hero gets knocked down a few notches. Team PWX’s has been cheating this entire time.
Chris: Right...now that these tides of turned.
[Black immediately sends Pariah into the barricade. He holds him in place and Daniel Everett grabs a pair of snow shoes from under the ring and puts them on. He rushes towards Pariah and immediately hits a drop kick straight into Pariah’s face and mouth. The barricade goes down and Vox Populi drag Pariah down through tbe crowd. Black then yanks a sign on a yard stick from a fan. He then breaks it over Pariah’s back. All parties end up towards the stage where the accident happened. Vox Populi immediately go towards the titantron and dismantle Pariah. They then grab Pariah and immediately double suplex him through the screen and you hear a giant crash behind it.]
Chris: HE WENT THROUGH THE GORILLA POSITION! OUCH!
Ricky: Well The Establishment’s trying to destroy the hope for PWX. We all know that’s John Pariah. He wants PWX in his image, so why not destroy the boss.
[While Pariah continues to get destroyed by Vox Populi, Siobhan continues to get attacked by Tiami Tyler. Tyler picks up Siobhan and drops her with an Ace cutter. Tiami then immediately grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and starts to swing it at Siobhan and hits her a few times. After the last hit, Townsend immediately grabs the baseball bat and bashes Tiami over the head with it. She then picks Tiami up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep on her. Siobhan immediately grabs a chain and starts to hang Tiami by the ring ropes. Tiami starts choking.]
Ricky: She’s getting all choked up, how cute! I love this women on women action in the Civil War. It’s really got me EXCITED.
Chris: Stop being a pervert when you’re losing. Townsend’s got the upper hand and she’s about to kill Tiami.
[The ref forces Townsend to release Tiami Tyler and Townsend continues to swing the chain a few times to hit Tiami. Townsend picks Tiami off the ground and Tiami immediately rolls her up in a surprise roll up.]
ONE!
TWO!
TH..
[Tiami then releases the pin fall attempt and immediately grabs another set of baby power. She chucks it, but Townsend immediately goes for a spear and knocks down Tiami flat on her ass. Meanwhile, Vox Populi immediately pick up Pariah for a double powerbomb. Vox struggles as Pariah fights back while the buzzer immediately sounds off.]
["Shooting Star" hits the PA system and the crowd begins to boo. Soon, Troy Stone walks up to the ramp, sporting his black and silver "No One Will Have It Better Than Me" t-shirt as Troy's JOAT assistant Megan Pierce, and Troy's heavy Bruce Bowen later walk out alongside him. Troy starts talking trash to the camera and the crowd as he throws his arms up with a smirk on his face. Troy points to himself and mouths out "Who Has it Better Than Me" before beginning his walk down to the ring.]
Ring Announce: From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds; Troy Stone!
Now throw your burdens out
And throw your heart to me
I don't know what'll come
We'll have to wait and see
[Troy, Bruce and Megan walk down to the ramp as Troy walks with a cocky smirk on his face. Troy mouths off to the camera, talking himself up. He immediately sees Pariah and Vox Populi going at it and charges them. His entourage leaves and immediately Troy comes out and beats the living shit out of Vox Populi. Meanwhile in the ring, Schmied immdiately frees himself from the grasp of the steel cage and immediately starts charging at Townsend to give Tiami Tyler some rest. Schmied plows her down and continuously sends her straight into the steel cage. He grabs her and immediately belly to belly suplexes her on the broken cage part. He starts to work her back for a moment trying to submit Townsend, but Tiami immediately starts to kick her. Schmied glares at Tiami and she back out, only for Townsend to break free. Townsend immediately hits jaw breaker to send Schmied back, while then she charges Tiami. Tiami lifts Townsend up and immediately hits a flap jack on her and she lands face first on the steel steps. Tiami immediately pulls out five light tubes. And Schmied picks up Townsend and immediately plows her to the mat and takes her down with a piledriver on the light tubes.]
Ricky: Quick brutality by the team of Tiami Tyler and...SCHMIED? I don’t understand Schmied’s multiple personality issues, but it’s Schmied, who ever understands him.
Chris: No doubt! And there goes STONE! IMMEDIATELY HITS A ZIG ZAG ON DANIEL EVERETT!
[Troy Stone takes Everett and kicks him in the face with a super kick after Everett gets back up and fresh. Pariah tries to fight off Elijah Black, but Black immediately hits a curb stomp with his right foot. Black kicks the camera man down and immediately starts to level Pariah with the camera, but Troy rushes over and nails a spinning DDT. Troy stretches Black out for a moment before Pariah comes over and hits him with a few elbows. Daniel Everett comes back from backstage with a chair and hits Pariah to even the playing field, but Troy Stone rushes over and hits a snap reverse suplex onto Everett and he falls stomach first onto the stage. He holds his stomach while Pariah finals gets control of Black.]
Ricky: What are they thinking? I see that look in their eyes right now.
Chris: Oh, I don’t know, but I think it’s going to be amazing!
Ricky: OH SHIT! THEY’RE PULLING EVERETT AND BLACK OVER TOWARDS THE SOUND EQUIPMENT!!!
Chris: They’re about to do something huge!
[Pariah immediately picks up Black while Troy immediately picks up Everett. Pariah Stone powerbomb Vox Populi into the sound equipment off stage and a big explosion happens. Troy immediately smiles at Pariah and they both turn their backs towards the stage. They both hold hands to signify unity in this match and this match alone. Both men leap from the stage and immediately land a moonsault. They cover Vox Populi together after they recover and the referee that Troy Stone brought out immediately counts the pin fall.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Chris: Both members of Vox Populi go down in a blaze of glory.
Ricky: I’ve never seen a warrior like Elijah Black. He’s definitely taking a huge beating tonight. I’m definitely proud of him. Farewell friends. But it’s okay, I’m not worried, Pariah, Troy, and Townsend may have the advantage, but now Pariah and Troy are down for a moment. This definitely gives Tiami and Schmied an advantage to break down Townsend.
[Townsend tries to fight back, but Tiami Tyler and Schmied continue to throw many things at her. Tiami hits her with a barbed wired kendo stick and Schmied then starts to staple gun Townsend a bit. Tiami then goes to set up a glass pane in the middle of a chair and Schmied hits a powerbomb. Townsend literally continues to take a beating after beating from both people. But suddenly, Pariah and Troy recovered after a few minutes and rush down to the rescue of the team mate. They grab a couple of sound board covers as they rush down and immediately they start to attack Schmied. Tiami immediately goes for them and Townsend starts to recover and chucks her over the rope. Townsend rushes towards Tiami and nails a suicide dive to her and they both collide with the steel cage while Pariah and Troy destroy Schmied.]
Chris: They’re setting down the sound board covers…
Ricky: They’re grabbing the cattle prod and setting it on there…
Chris: And now we have a kenzian….Troy’s rushing for the button.
Ricky: NOO! NOO!!
***ZZZZZTTTZZZ***
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ricky: No! They’ve electorcuted Schmied and….
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
BUZZ!!!!!
Ricky: IT CAN ONLY BE OUR HERO!
Chris: True cowardace, he waits until the end to show up.
["Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system as the crowd starts busting out in cheers. A black limo pulls out close to the ramp on the left side of the arena. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car. Hollywood looks around each sides of the arena before making his way to the ramp. Walking down the ramp he extends his hands out giving out handshakes to the crowd.
Hollywood then gets to the ring and walks around the ring once looking about the crowd before walking up the ring steps. He gets in the ring and pumps up the crowd with his hands. Hollywood then walks and stretches by pulling the ropes. He then walks to a turnbuckle and leans up against it and waits for his opponent. Hollywood comes into the ring and pulls out the executive branch. He immediately comes in and starts to attack Troy Stone and John Pariah with it after setting it on fire. Hollywood goes for the already blazed back of Pariah and brings him down.]
Ricky: Talk about BURNING the Establishment...the EXECUTIVE BRANCH is a blaze tonight.
Chris: Yeah, but watch Stone...he’s about to…
*WHAM!*
Ricky: What was that? See Hollywood is the true longest reigning PWX Champion.
[Hollywood immediately starts to attack both Stone and Pariah with the Executive branch. He focuses more solely on Pariah and takes Stone and sends him into the turnbuckle. Hollywood then takes Pariah and immediately sends Pariah that direction. Brian Hollywood then grabs the barbed wired steel chair and immediately kicks it into both men. They both lay down on one another for a moment. As Hollywood pays tribute to Zion setting up for a Rapture Leg Drop, Townsend sends him flying and he immediately lands on his head. Townsend goes air born.]
Chris: She’s flying...and she’s connected! OUCH! Straight into the steel chair like a champion. She took out the former PWX Champion.
Ricky: True, but the odds are now evened at three apiece.
[Tyler rushes into the ring and she and Townsend go back and forth. Tiami lands a flying shoulder block and takes down Townsend. Townsend then comes right back at her with a round house kick. Townsend picks up another C4 and some light tubes and sets them into the corner. Tiami Tyler immediately then charges for Townsend, but Townsend then leaps up and hits a huricanarana straight into the light tubes and they exploded causing massive damage to Tiami Tyler.]
Chris: Tyler went for a ride there. Townsend’s got quite the…
*BAM!!!!*
Ricky: Advantage? Mr. Executive now put on some cleats and nailed Townsend in the face. Talk about painful!
[After nailing the Executive Promise out of nowhere, Brian Hollywood immediately starts to cover Townsend.]
ONE!
TWO!
*BAM!*
[Pariah comes to break it up. Pariah then lays into Brian and flips him up and locks him into the Modern Echo. Brian start to scream, but Schmied crashes the party and hits Pariah upside the head with a concrete block. Schmied picks Pariah up and attempts to nail a Blitzkreig Hammer on him, but Troy Stone comes from behind and hits a backstabber with a steel chair and Schmied gets wrapped up in the ropes. Troy Stone immediately starts wailing on Schmied with a Bamboo stick attached to the water jug.]
Ricky: Troy’s trying to take down the beast. And it’s working. With Schmied trapped again, Troy’s getting the fairest shot to bring him down.
Chris: Yes, and now look, here’s BOOM! Tiami Tyler immediately takes control. Everyone’s booing her and nothing is going wrong. Tiami immediately grabs the PWX Championship and straps C4 to it...she’s going to damage the belt...NO! DO NOT RUIN ANOTHER BELT!!!!
[Suddenly, a person in a hoodie slides into the ring right behind the World Champion. He kicks Tiami in the gut and places her in a Canadian Backbreaker position, just before flipping her into a knee strike to the face.]
Chris Claudill: "Wait a minute..."
Crowd: "Stryke! Them! Down! Stryke! Them! Down!"
[The person takes the hood off and really reveals himself as Adam Stryker to cheers from the crowd. Adam grabs a microphone.]
Adam Stryker: "As I said... when Adam Stryker returns, it's gonna be on his fucking conditions. And that is just what happened tonight."
[Stryker kneels next to the knocked out Tiami.]
Adam Stryker: "There have been countless changes to PWX in the past few months. But as the shit flows by, the gold stays on, which means only one thing. I am still here, still without a PWX contract, and I have one goal and one goal only."
[He raises the PWX Championship and raises it up high. He removes the C4 explosives and tosses them aside. Stryker smiles as he lifts the belt into the air and the crowd goes nuts.]
Adam Stryker: "And that's winning this fucking belt. So Tiami, from this day on, at any time, any place... there will be The Stryke waiting for you. And I don't give a fuck if I'll have to make your life a living burning hell... this title will come to me. On my... conditions."
[He drops the belt next to Tiami and gets closer to her.]
Adam Stryker: "See you when I see you."
[Stryker kisses Tiami on the forehead and rushes out of the arena quickly the cops immediately chase him out.]
Ricky: No! Stryker cannot return! He’s been fired by Darin Zion at the Initiative.
Chris: And here comes Johnny P! He’s unbelievably ready to take Tiami out of this match for good. He sees her lifeless body, now what is he going to do with her.
[Pariah immediately grabs a couple of chairs and sets them up and places a sheet of glass, light tubes, and thumbtacks over it. He grabs a set of steel stairs and immediately hoists Tiami Tyler upon his shoulders. He signals for a blast from the past. The crowd immediately notices and gets to their feet. They start chanting like mad madmen.]
Crowd: REAL TIME INITERIA! REAL TIME INITERIA!
Chris: We’re blowing back almost 10 years to when Pariah used this as his special. He’s never done any damage like this. But he wants to end this completely. We aren’t going to keep her going. THIS IS HIS CHANCE!!!! Pariah’s going to make his statement that he’s tried to do since he’s restarted PWX from the beginning: he IS PWX CHAMPION!
Ricky: No way in hell that Pariah will end this by killing the champion.
Chris: You do not know how badly he wants to do this.
[Pariah takes a look around as he climbs the turnbuckle near his launch point. He starts screaming out primally. He immediately leaps off the turnbuckle and hits the REAL TIME INITERIA! CRASH! Tiami Tyler lands on her head and Pariah immediately crawls as fast as he can over towards Tiami Tyler. He hooks her leg and the referees count resounds as the crowd goes completely silent and counts along with Pariah.]
CROWD: ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!
Chris: THE PWX CHAMPION IS ELMINATED!
Ricky: NO! Pariah pinned the champion! That could put him in line for a title shot! NOT THIS WAY! NO! WE CANNOT SEE HIM DO THIS!
Chris: YES! AND LOOK AT PARIAH’S FACE! HE’S COMPLETELY IN SHOCK!
Crowd: PARIAH! PARIAH! PARIAH! PARIAH!
[Pariah has tears running down his face completely shocked he pinned the champion. He immediately celebrates with the crowd and hypes them up while he looks at the carnage in the ring. Pariah smiles with complete hope that he could very well defeat the Establishment. Vox Populi just went out, now Tiami Tyler and the odds are completely evened out. It’s now Pariah, Troy, Siobhan, Brian, and Schmied. Pariah immediately yells out and celebrates.]
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
RICKY: From OUT OF NOWHERE! BRIAN HOLLYWOOD WITH THE EXECUTIVE PROMISE!
Crowd: NOOOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOOO!
Chris: Brian’s got the leg…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEEE!!!
[The crowd immediately boos as Brian Hollywood eliminates John Pariah from the match. The crowd goes into a completely dead pan and looks of shock can be seen from around the area. Hollywood starts muttering towards the knocked out John Pariah “na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye.” The crowd immediately starts booing Hollywood who starts giving the crowd the middle finger. He shakes his head and you can see all the hope drain out of the arena.]
Chris: PWX’s….PWX’s last hope….just…
Ricky: HE’S OUT OF THERE! Look at Mr. Executive absorb this hatred. He’s become the most hated man in sports entertainment after that shot. Now it’s down to Troy Stone, Siobhan Townsend, Schmied, and Brian Hollywood. And it doesn’t look good. Look here comes Schmied.
[Schmied immediately pushes Brian Hollywood out of the way and starts to go after Townsend. Schmied immediately locks a bear hug on Townsend, but Townsend immediately fights back. She tries to go for a cross body, but Schmied hits a fall away slam on Siobhan into the steel steps on the outside. Townsend grabs her body and immediately holds it, grabbing her ribs. Schmied then climbs from the outside and pulls out a gigantic man hole cover. Schmied smashes it against Townsend’s body only to to try to keep her down. Schmied then picks Townsend up and lands a pumphandle slam on the manhole cover. He laughs as the crowd boos.]
Chris: Schmied’s demolishing Townsend like she’s a doll. The Establishment has gained control so bad with it. But wait…no…no…no!
Ricky: SPINEBUSTER! STRAIGHT TO THE MAN HOLE COVER! This match is turning into an all out demolition derby. Body’s lying everywhere. This definitely has been a true Civil War.
[As Schmied continues to attack Townsend, Brian immediately lays his focus on to Troy Stone. Brian locks a sleeper around Troy Stone’s neck as he’s getting up. Troy Stone starts to go down for a moment, but immediately stops it and stuns Brian for a moment with a jawbreaker and sends Brian into the turnbuckle. Troy immediately straps a piece of C4 against his chest and starts to charge. He lands a stinger splash and immediately flies back and Brian starts flopping around.]
Crowd: MURDER HOLLYWOOD! MURDER HOLLYWOOD!
Chris: TROY STONE’S TURNING INTO A MARTYR!
[Troy immediately gets back up and hits a fameasser back onto Hollywood’s head. Troy then rushes towards the ropes and hits a moonsault straight onto Hollywood’s back. Troy then grabs a handful of kenzians from under the ring and a EXECUTIVE BRANCH that Hollywood brought in earlier to the match.]
Ricky: DON’T DO IT STONE! DON’T!
Troy Stone (yelling): AHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Troy immediately plows the Executive Branch into the Kenzian’s on Brian’s back and he starts to scream. Troy hits them with as much force as possible. Finally Troy nails them all in and then Troy stomps on Brian’s hand for a moment. Brian’s mouth opens and Troy Stone locks the Crippler Crossface with the Executive Branch into Hollywood’s mouth. Troy runs the Executive Branch up and down the roof of Hollywood’s mouth, scratching it viciously. Brian tries to reach for the ropes, but he struggles to get there to leverage himself out, but Troy immediately pulls him back into the middle of the ring.]
Chris: Troy’s getting his revenge against Hollywood right now. He’s tearing him apart limb from limb. Piece by piece.
Ricky: We get the repeating phrases, Hollywood’s in trouble. And make it double.
Chris: Team Rocket sucks, but I digress, you’re obviously bored Hollywood’s not leading the charge in.
Ricky: You’re damn right. Hollywood’s the true hero of PWX. Sure Darin Zion’s helped him regain control of PWX, but why don’t you just show Hollywood the respect he deserves.
Chris: Because Troy Stone’s kicking his ass.
[As Troy Stone immediately gets into the middle of the ring, Schmied immediately grabs him and flings him off Hollywood. Schmied kicks Hollywood out of the ring, to keep him out of his business and Troy Stone and Schmied immediately lock eyes.]
Ricky: It’s on now; you can see the death in both men’s eyes.
[Troy charges towards Schmied with no second thoughts. He immediately leaps onto Schmied’s head hoping to take him down, but Schmied immediately flips him over his head and into the legos left in the ring. Troy screams as Schmied rushes towards the floor and picks up his hammer prop. He then levels Troy Stone in the stomach for a few moments, keeping Stone down. Townsend immediately charges into the ring and hits Schmied with a chair laced with C4. The explosion sends Townsend back, but Schmied barely moves forward. He turns his attention to Siobhan and grabs her by the legs. He immediately takes her and starts swinging her around, using her as a battering ram. Troy gets back up and Schmied shoots Townsend straight into Troy’s stomach. Both go flying for a moment. Schmied just turns and laughs.]
Chris: The monster definitely has this match in his control. And Hollywood’s taking a break now. Schmied’s got both of them for a while. He’s definitely selling his injury too much.
Ricky: Have you wrestled a Civil War? Do you know how that Executive Branch feels? Then shut it. Hollywood’s doing what any normal business man does…
Chris: By letting Schmied do the work? I do see that.
[Troy then comes running at Schmied with the Executive Branch and hits him directly in the stomach. Schmied holds it for a moment. He then scowls. Schmied punches Troy Stone in the face and sends him back. Townsend then comes from under Schmied and sweeps his legs from under him. Townsend grabs a table and sets it in the corner and sets it on fire. Townsend tries to grab Schmied and send him into it, but cannot do it. Schmied on the other hand immediately tosses her into the table. He immediately charges her and gores her to kingdom come and goes face first into the fire. Schmied shakes it off and smiles for a moment. Schmied then sees a ladder on the outside of the ring. He covers it in barbed wire, but Townsend starts to strike him for a moment. Schmied takes her and sends her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He then reaches down and sends her into the ring. He picks her up and motions for a top rope powerbomb.]
Ricky: Here comes the pain! And literally! He’s going to destroy Townsend right here with this move.
Chris: We cannot have her take that kind of a beating. She’s taking a lot of good hits right now.
Ricky: He shoot!
*CRASH*
Chris: And scores….
Ricky: GO SCHMIED! GO SCHMIED!
[Schmied grabs his ass in complete pain. Troy then sees Schmied and launches towards him with a suicide dive from on the outside. Schmied grabs Troy Stone and sends him into the ring. Hollywood starts to slowly recover on the outside. Hollywood grabs a steel chair and immediately he strikes Stone with the barbed wired steel chair. Schmied gets in the ring and stomps on Troy Stone along with Hollywood, but Hollywood immediately signals over towards Schmied and smiles. Hollywood grabs the Steel Chair with barbed wire and tells Schmied to hold it in front of Troy Stone’s face. Troy Stone looks completely dazed right now.]
Chris: He’s going to crush the skull of Troy Stone. I really hope he doesn’t end his career with this kick. He’s putting on the cleats to do more damages to Troy Stone.
Ricky: Yeah, because Troy Stone hasn’t ended any careers himself….remember that one jobber.
Chris: No, but I’m sure if you could find it, you’d tell me.
[Hollywood starts to tune up the band for a moment with Schmied holding a dazed Troy in his hands. Schmied signals to Hollywood to go for it and stop show boating to piss off the crowd. Schmied locks the chair straight into position. Hollywood smiles and yells out “FUCK YOU STONE.” He starts to go for the Executive Promise.]
Ricky” He’s about to sign your paychecks right now. Why don’t you just shut up now Chris? He’s going to….
*BOOOM!!!!!*
[Troy Stone slides from Schmied’s grasps and Hollywood clocks Schmied right in the face with the steel chair and the cleats to the face. Schmied goes down and Troy immediately inverts him into a pin while grabbing the tights. Hollywood immediately rushes over towards Troy Stone, but Townsend immediately charges towards Brian and sends Brian over the turnbuckle. She then grabs him and forces him to watch Troy Stone make the pin.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Chris: SCHMIED’S BEEN ELMINATED! NOW WE ARE DOWN TO BRIAN HOLLYWOOD OF THE ESTABLISHMENT! COME ON TOWNSEND AND TROY!
[Brian Hollywood’s eyes widen up as he realizes what’s about to happen. Troy immediately pounces down and looks at Hollywood. Townsend’s smile gets huge.]
Troy Stone: PAY BACK IS A BITCH!
Ricky: Do not talk to Brian Hollywood that way...he’s a nice man.
Chris: You mean lady...if you’re quoting the Hangover…
Ricky: I’m not! I’m saying he doesn’t deserve this.
Chris: Really? You’re going there. Do you know how many people he’s screwed. Troy Stone and Siobhan are about to rip Brian Hollywood a new asshole. Hell, they might even shove some Christmas lights up his ass…
Ricky: Speaking of Christmas lights….
[Troy Stone immediately grabs a set of Christmas lights and wraps them on Brian’s neck. Townsend then directs Brian over towards the steel steps. Troy charges and Townsend immediately hits a russian leg sweep and Brian immediately goes down head first on the steel steps. Troy immediately grabs a staple gun and starts to staple Brian’s body He finally staples right near Brian’s ball sack and he jumps. Troy laughs and Brian immediately clocks him. Townsend tries to stop Brian, but Brian immediately takes her and drives her head first into the steel cage.]
Chris: This battle’s about to get real and fast. Troy Stone has no love lost for Hollywood after the Hollywood took everything away from Troy Stone. Heck, Troy Stone deserved another title shot and Brian kept him away.
Ricky: Yes, but Troy hasn’t beaten a champion ike Mr. Hollywood.
[Brian and Troy immediately lock up. Troy takes the upper hand with some knee shots to Brian’s stomach. Troy tries to keep Brian down, but Brian immediately hits him with a surprise shining wizard. Brian grabs the C4 from Tiami Tyler’s PWX Championship belt from earlier and he straps it towards the corner. Brian picks Troy Stone up and power bombs him into it. Townsend rebounds to keep working on Brian Hollywood. She immediately lands a two handed bulldog onto him. She then attempts to go a for springboard elbow, but Brian Hollywood hits a backstabber. Townsend rushes towards Hollywood and he tries to send her over, but Siobhan immediately rebounds, grabs the ropes and kicks Brian.]
Chris: Townsend and Troy Stone are definitely taking this to our owner.
Ricky: They won’t win...they just cannot win. Brian Hollywood’s a former PWX Champion. He won’t allow this to happen at all. Just watch this.
[As Troy tries to grab Brian, Brian reverses, grabs Troy Stone’s head and slams it into Siobhan, who goes flying off the turnbuckle. Brian goes for a flying crossbody on Stone and gets the advantage for a moment. Brian once again pulls from Darin Zion’s move book and immediately locks in a cattle mutliation on Brian. However, Siobhan immediately comes in and lights a pool stick on fire. She nails Brian in the stomach. Troy and Townsend send Hollywood into the ropes, but as he comes back, he nails a lionsault and takes them both down.]
Chris: I cannot believe Hollywood’s fending them off two on one style.
Ricky: VINTAGE HOLLYWOOD! I am telling you, the odds are in our favor. This is the king of comebacks.
[Troy Stone shakes off the boot to the face and he grabs another weedwhacker from under the ring. He turns it on and starts hammering at Brian’s body with it. Brian screams for a moment, then Troy clobbers him with it. Townsend lands the Death From Above onto the barbed wire chair, but Hollywood sticks his feet up in the air and she get hit in the face. Troy Stone then tries to come at Hollywood, but Hollywood sends him to the outside where another glass pane lay stranded. Townsend immediately comes rushing towards Brian, but he immediately nails an Executive Promise and she goes flying on the outside.]
Ricky: Impressive footing from Hollywood…
Chris: Just shut up, no way he’s getting past playing constant offensive defensive.
Ricky: You sure you’re not the one contradicting yourself.
[Brian rushes to grab the man hole cover that Schmied used originally in the match. He grabs it, springboards off the ropes straight into Troy Stone and smashes him in the face with a suicide dive. Townsend then immediately rushes towards Brian and hits a springboards shining wizard straight into the steel steps. She tries to level Brian, but she immediately goes crashing into the steel steps. Brian immediately climbs the cage and see’s Townsend’s head lying on the steps. Brian immediately leaps from the cage and nails her head on the steps with his elbow. He grabs his elbow for a moment. He stays lying on the steel steps, only to have Troy Stone come sailing off the apron and nailing a senton splash onto Hollywood’s head with a bag full of thumbtacks immediately bursting all over the place.]
Chris: Troy Stone’s going to put Hollywood down! He’s totally going to end it right here. He’s picking him up to try to hit the Tombstone.
Ricky: No way! NO WAY! Do something Brian!
Chris: He’s……
WHAM!!!
Ricky: Brian Hollywood’s inverted it into the Candian Destroyer! HOLY BALLSACK that was awesome!
[Troy lays there completely unconscious. Brian immediately turns his attention solely towards Townsend. Brian tries to send her into the cage wall, but Townsend sends Brian over towards the part of the cage that still lays completely fallen over. She tries to hit a whisper in the wind on him, but Brian moves out of the way. Brian tries to hit a suplex on her, but she reverses and tries to keep Brian on the ground. She sweeps his legs from out from underneath him. She then picks up a hockey stick and tries to land a Stroke on him. Brian reverses it into a Russian Leg Sweep. Brian then grabs the hockey stick and immediately goes to town on her.]
Chris: He’s starting with the hockey stick, and now...holy ball sack he’s throwing her into the ring. Now what….
Ricky: He’s got the weed whacker and OUCH! He’s going for the belly. Dommy won’t be happy.
[Brian Hollywood gains complete advantage of the match. Brian Hollywood grabs Siobhan and immediately sets her on top of the table. Brian then sets a cement block into the ring. He immediately sets a piece of glass underneath it and finally he sets the table on fire. He sets some C4 and thumbtacks underneath as well. He immediately looks onto Siobhan and taunts for the 450 Splash! Brian immediately smiles as he’s about to end Townsend with this huge spot from the top rope.]
Ricky: This will be awesome!
Chris: Come on Townsend, don’t make this an even match! This is PWX’s match.
Ricky: Wait a minute...what the blue hell, I thought he was supposed to leave this match immediately.
Chris: Um...I think he’s pissed he got pinned again….It’s SCHMIED!
Crowd: SCHMIED! SCHMIED! SCHMIED! SCHMIED!
[Schmied immediately hits Brian upside the head and knocks him out. Townsend after a while moves out of the way and looks up in complete horror as Troy Stone’s about to come to as well. They both watch and see Schmied immediately climbing the top rope and setting up Brian Hollywood for the Blitzkreig Hammer.]
Schmied: NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE MASTER’S PLANS!
Ricky: Don’t you fucking dare you bastard!
Chris: Oh he’s about to….and!!!
***BOOM! CRASH!! THUD!!!!*
Crowd: THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED!
Chris: BRIAN’S WENT THROUGH THE TABLE, THE BLOCK, AND THE RING! AND HUGE C4 EXPLOSION FROM THE HEAT!
Ricky: Schmied just tried to end his career! I cannot believe….but wait...NO!
Chris: Troy Stone knows Brian Hollywood all too well. He’s a stubborn son of a bitch. He’s motioning to Siobhan to lift Brian out of the crater in the ring.
Ricky: He’s going to END HOLLYWOOD, his neck just got driven straight to that mat.
[Troy Stone immediately grabs another table, sets a glass pane, up with light tubes. Troy then grabs a ladder and climbs it. Siobhan takes Brian Hollywood’s lifeless body, which looks bad, and hands it to Troy. Troy then sets Brian up and…]
Chris: ABSOLUTE DIVINITY THROUGH ALL THAT! RIGHT ON HIS NECK!
Ricky: Damnit, call that the exclamation point!
Chris: Troy’s out from that one as he didn’t land it quite well, he was trying to rush it just in case. Townsend’s got a Death From Above and she’s covering him.
ONE!
Ricky: NO!!!!
TWO!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO!!!!
THREE!
[The crowd immediately erupts as Skillet’s “RISE” immediately blares on the PA System and Troy Stone and Siobhan Townsend hug for a brief moment and celebrate. They both raise their arms up and Pariah immediately comes out and celebrates with them.]
Alexis Lace: Here are your winners: TROY STONE and SIOBHAN TOWNSEND...TEAM PWX!
Chris: Team PWX pulls full ownership from the Establishment.
Ricky: They’re NOT DONE! This isn’t over by a long shot!
Chris: Oh it is, and I’m expecting some firings to be announced possibly at School of Hard Knox 2 this week from Crown Point, ID. We want to thank you all for tuning and we will see you all next week.
WINNERS: TEAM PARIAH
CAGE OF DEATH CIVIL WAR MATCH
THE ESTABLISHMENT (BRIAN HOLLYWOOD, DARIN ZION, TIAMI TYLER, ELIJAH BLACK and DANIEL EVERETT) vs TEAM PARIAH (JOHN PARIAH, TIMOTHY HUNT, SIOBHAN TOWNSEND, STERLING JAMES and TROY STONE)
Alexis Lace: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is time for the Cage of Death Civil War match for control of PWX!
Ricky: Fuck yes! It’s time Chris! I’ve been pumped up for this match since the start of this PPV!
Chris: What about the other matches on the card tonight?
Ricky: Fuck them! Everyone has already forgotten about them! This is a matter of life and death!
Chris: Well you couldn’t be more right about that one.
[The camera pans towards the ring to show a large cage like structure surrounding the ring. This Seventh Circle structure is a little different than what everyone is used to seeing in years past. This structure was designed and created by Brian Hollywood. The cage is not only surrounded with chains but the base that is wrapped around the ring is completely covered in glass. The ring ropes have also been replaced with barbed wire and there are all sorts of weapons around the ring. Some can be seen and some are hidden.]
[Purple lights pulse around the arena as “Smash The Control Machine” thunders through the speakers…]
With the perfect hair
And the perfect wife
And the perfect kids
And the perfect life
I will finally be somebody...
[…before Elijah Black steps out on top of the ramp, surveying the arena around him with the hood of his black hoodie raised, slowly raising a fist]
(Let's play born-again American, resistance is the game!))
[Black throws his head back, throwing the hood back around his shoulders, and shakes some of the excess water out of his hair as he begins to walk down the ramp]
Two pigs wearing suits
Brought the news
That I'm wanted by the bank
They say the rent is due
Caesar's onto you
So you better remember your place
Alexis Lace: Introducing first, he is a member of the Establishment and one half of the PWX Tag Team Champions, ELIJAH BLACK!
[Black walks down the ramp at a slow, deliberate pace, a smirk on the corner of his lips as he ignores the fans around him]
Then they outsourced my job
And gave a raise to my boss
Bailed out your banks
But billed me for the loss
[…reaching the bottom of the ramp, Black pauses at ringside to flick his attention to the ring for a moment, before he paces around the ringside area]
They say we must submit
And be one with the Machines
Because the Kingdom of Fear
Needs compliance to succeed
[Pacing around the ring, Black continues his deliberate pace around the ring, staying within his own headspace and blocking out the crowd’s reaction]
So waterboard the kids for fun
It's all the rage
And play born-again American
Resistance is the game
[Quick as a flash, Black breaks from his patrol of ringside and jumps onto the apron, waiting for a moment on one knee for the right moment in his theme…]
SMASH THE CONTROL MACHINE
Work, buy, consume, die
[Black quickly scales the turnbuckles from the ring apron, standing on the top rope and holds his fist in the air, looking out over the crowd and looking pleased with himself]
SMASH THE CONTROL MACHINE
Happy little slaves - for minimum wage
[Black jumps off the top rope into the ring, slapping himself on the chest a couple of times before standing with his arms spread wide, as he turns to invite the crowd’s reaction]
((The revolution will be monetized
And streamed live via renegade wi-fi))
[…before removing his hoodie and chucking it into his corner of the ring]
Ricky: Boy it’s a good thing he didn’t grab those ring ropes. That would not have felt very good.
Chris: Black does look skeptical of it though I’ll say that much.
["Outbreak" hits the PA as Sterling comes out, head held low. He then looks forward, walking down the ramp and into the ring. When he gets in the ring, he looks around at the fans before looking up as his music gets cut off, his opponents blaring out.]
Announcer Introduction: "Coming to the ring, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Lima Ohio. He is The Dark Rebel, Sterling James!"
Crowd: Let's go Sterling! Let's go Sterling! Let's go Sterling!
Ricky: Those racist bastard's their chanting for...
Chris: Let's not go there, you should damn well known who they're talking about Ricky! Great Scott! I did not think that you were that much of a moron. How insensitive could you be?
Ricky: Well no but...
*DING DING DING DING*
[After both competitors entered the cage, they immediately start brawling to get the main event off to a start without a second of a thought. The war began so quickly no one even noticed it had started before anyone entered the ring. Elijah Black immediately gets the upperhand on Sterling James. Sterling then fights back into the cage and immediately gets tossed into the turnbuckle by Elijah Black. Elijah Black climbs up on the turnbuckle and immediately starts to launch ten fists into Sterling's face. However after a while, Sterling immediately grabs Black and plants him down stiffly to the mat with a powerbomb. Sterling immediately walks out of the ring and grabs a few bags of thumbtacks and immediately completely covers the ring with them. Sterling tries to grab a few more bags of them, but Eljah Black immediately leaps up towards the turnbuckle and launches a massive missle drop kick towards the outside and makes Sterling land directly on his ass.]
Chris: Already the war has gotten intense and #burndowntheestablishment is starting it's way to being the number 1 trend on Twitter after the impressive showing of Sterling Knight and Elijah Black this evening.
Ricky: Shut up! You know the Establishment will win tonight. They've conquered everything within their path. Now look at that from Elijah Black! That shows moxie! He wants to help out his team!
[Elijah immediately grabs Sterling and grinds his face hard against the barbed wire part of the steel cage. Black then grabs a barbed wire two by four and slams it into Sterling's stomach. Sterling wenches for a moment, but immediately grabs a package from within his trunks. Sterling swallows it. As Black takes a charge at Sterling, he immediately sprays him with the green mist causing an excited riot in the crowd. Sterling grabs the discombobulated Black and hurls him back first into the cage. Sterling grabs a weed whacker and stomps Elijah's face into the cage and activates the motor. He runs it across Black's stomach and Black immediately screams out in pain. ]
Crowd: Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
Ricky: Like a hooker! Sterling Knight has given our great defender a hickie! How trash! He didn't even take Black out on a first date!
Chris: You know what they say: All's fair in love and war. Sterling just wants to pry the control from the Establishment!
Ricky: So? Doesn't mean he cannot treat Mr. Black to a date first! That's why you don't have a girlfriend, Chris! You do not know how to wine and dine a woman properly!
Chris: Why do I even try with you?
[Sterling tosses the weed whacker aside. He then grabs Black, who immediately throws a punch directly into the balls of Sterling. Sterling immediately holds his crotch in pain. Elijah then reaches under the ring quickly and grabs a broom. Black looks confused for a moment, but immediately swings it and knocks Sterling directly across the head and knocks him out. Black then grabs the barbed wired Spider Web. He climbs the turnbuckle and holds it for a moment. He immediately signals for a Magic Carpet ride. The crowd immediately boos knowing what’s in store for their hero.]
Chris: Black’s about to go air born with that Spider Web. He will definitely cause some major damage if he connects.
Ricky: GET HIM! FUCK HIM UP! He’s off and…
*THUD*
Chris: Sterling immediately gets out of the way of that one! Close call. And Elijah’s knees are definitely going to feel that one for the next few weeks.
Ricky: Damnit! One could hope Sterling could have gotten fucked up from that one.
[Sterling grabs the web and immediately hammers Black across the body with it. He chucks it back into the ring. Sterling grabs Black and throws him into the ring. Sterling grabs Black and violently DDT’s across the Spider Web. Sterling then grabs Elijah and lays him across the web. He rushes towards the ropes and performs a beautiful lionsault and connects with Black. Sterling immediately reaches for Black and makes a quick cover.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: Use the word…
Chris: NO! I refuse!
Ricky: DELIEVERENCE! Fuck you Chris! I stole your line! Elijah Black survives it!
Chris: LIKE A HOOKER! BURNED YOU BACK!
[Sterling looks at the referee and then turns to refocus his attention back upon Elijah Black. As he grabs Black, Elijah Black immediately pokes Sterling in the eyes. Sterling grabs his eyes for a moment. Black then nails a shining wizard on Sterling Knight. Sterling goes down stiffly towards the mat. Elijah picks up Sterling Knight and immediately rushes towards him with full force with all his might. He nails a quick Black Decent on Sterling Knight. Black immediately covers Sterling Knight and hooks the leg rather tight. The referee immediately rushes down towards the ring and starts the count.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!
[Immediately the countdown clock starts on the screen and Sterling Knight is struck out of completely disbelief. The referee escorts Sterling Knight out of the ring and the count down hits 10 seconds. Elijah Black immediately taunts the crowd to an immense chorus of boos while Sterling leaves and flips him off.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU BLACK! FUCK YOU BLACK!
Chris: Washington DC is not happy that Elijah Black made quick work of Sterling Knight to give the Establishment an early advantage in the Civil War.
Ricky: Well, he knew that Pariah’s merry band of retards would have had the advantage if he didn’t get Sterling out of there. He’s truly a former PWX champion. He knows how to get the job done.
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
*BUZZZZZZ!!!!*
[Black and blue lights shine on the stage as the music begins to play on the loud speakers. Timothy walks out and walks towards the ring with Jessica Harmony by his side. The fans don't know how to react, but Timothy has a smile on his face. Timothy gets in the ring as Jessica cheers him on. The music continues to play as Timothy poses for the crowd real quick before he turns towards the stage to see who his opponent is for the evening. Elijah Black’s eyes light up and Timothy Hunt immediately taunts him as they immediately starts a brawl in the middle of the ring.]
Chris: And the rivalry continues! If any one remembers back to almost a year or so ago, Black and Hunt both feuded over the PWX Championship. They lost to Troy Stone, who also will be featured in this match later tonight.
Ricky: And yet none of them could get the job done. Not trash talking my main man in Elijah Black, he’s definitely stood the test of time and worked on honing his skills against Troy Stone, but honestly, back then he couldn’t get it done. He won’t make that mistake tonight.
[Hunt immediately gains the advantage against Black and sends him outside the ring with a clothesline. Hunt immediately continues to slam Black into the cage and tries to knock a wall down to get a massive brawl to ensue on the outside, but is unsuccessful. Timothy Hunt immediately grabs a piece of barbed wire from under the ring and immediately wraps it against Black’s throat and starts choking him out. Black lays lifeless in the corner. Hunt then locks another headlock on Black for good measure. The referee immediately lifts Black’s hand up.]
*DROP ONE!*
*DROP TWO!
[Black immediately thrusts his elbow into Hunt’s stomach. Black immediately grabs Hunt and hits a powerslam on him on the outside. Black immediately climbs the cage and signals for an elbow drop. He immediately drives his elbow into the chest of Hunt. Black immediately picks up Hunt and takes him over towards one of the glass panel doors. He musters up a lot of energy and immediately drives Hunt through the glass panel and it shatters all over the ringside area. Blood comes running down Hunt’s back from the shards that get driven into his back. Elijah Black then hits a discus lariat onto Hunt to keep him down. Black then climbs the cage towards the top. He balances for a moment on the cage for a moment. He then leaps off of it for a senton bomb for Hunt to roll out of the way.]
Chris: BRILLIANCE! Sheer knowledge with surroundings. Black cannot take too many of those leaps of like that all night. The more of those he takes the more his team loses.
Ricky: Don’t remind me, Chris! We don’t need Pariah’s team to take the advantage in this one. And yes, we know...Hunt also is a former Hybrid Champion. So things are probably about to get ugly...oh shit!
Chris: Yes! Hunt’s got the ring bell now! AND….
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Ricky: Just say it…
Chris: He’s rung the bell of Elijah Black! SHWING!
[Timothy Hunt immediately drops the ring bell and he immediately goes back into the cage. He grabs a few Kenzians. He rushes back towards Elijah Black who immediately ducks out of Hunt’s way and throws a discus punch straight between Hunt’s eyes. Elijah looks dazed for a moment. He immediately walks over towards Alexis’ chair and grabs it. He grabs the Kenzian and picks it up and sets it on the ass of Hunt. Black immediately takes the chair and nails Hunt in the ass a few times to drive the Kenzian straight into Hunt’s ass. Hunt reels around in pain for a moment before Black grabs Hunt and shoots him back into the cage. Black immediately grabs a cheese grater and starts shredding Hunt’s back more.]
Ricky: Don’t you ever make jokes like that again! See, Elijah Black’s meant for this match. His natural desire for destruction definitely fits the Civil War match. He’s a ring general and…
Chris: Are you ever going to stop blowing Establishment cock? Seriously? It gets annoying. Black’s taken a beating. Do you realize he’s on the verge of elimination with all the torture he’s been put through today.
Ricky: Why don’t you just shut up and enjoy the carnage!
[Black takes the grater and drives it straight into Hunt’s head. Black immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a stop sign. Black sets it on the steel steps, which he clears away. Black grabs Hunt and grabs him by the back of the head. He whispers into Hunt’s ear and smiles rather sadistically. As Black tries to Russian Leg Sweep him into the double steel, Hunt picks up Black and hits a sidewalk slam onto the stop sign and the steel steps. Black immediately grabs a set of fish hooks and jabs them into the back for Elijah Black. Hunt strings a barbed wire into the hooks and immediately hits the back stabber.]
Crowd: OUCH!
Chris: Just look at these men. This war goes not only too far back into the past, but it’s intensified through this whole war with PWX vs The Establishment. Each man wants to kill for his cause right now.
Ricky: Yes, and now you’ve scared off the women and children. But then you could blame Timothy Hunt for all that with that vicious move.
[Timothy Hunt immediately throws Black back inside the ring. He locks a Sharpshooter on Black and Black starts screaming more with the added pressure added to his back. As Black starts to want to tap, Hunt releases the hold and smiles as the crowd demands more from him.]
Crowd: FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP!
[Hunt goes towards the outside and pulls out a barbed wire steel chair. He slams it into Black’s back and does so with the stiffest shots possible. Hunt then climbs up towards the top turnbuckle after sliding the steel chair underneath Black’s head. He motions for a Controversy’s Story. He immediately leaps off the turnbuckle head first and drives the chair into both of their heads.]
Chris: What a risk from Hunt! He’s putting his own well being on the line to end Elijah Black right here.
Ricky: He had a weakened Black. Why don’t you just tell it like it is! No worries, we’re down to the final minute before our next member comes out and fuck your team up.
Chris: Unless Team Pariah makes the impossible feat of knocking the Establishment member off to regain advantage.
[Hunt grabs Elijah Black and sets him over the thumbtacks. He rushes a Hunted straight into the thumbtacks and drives them into the face of Black. He locks in the Storyteller after grabbing that barbed wire steel chair and holds it stiffly. Black’s wincing in pain as the countdown begins. Black holds his hand out ready to tap out in pain.]
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
**BUUUUUUUZZZZZ!!!**
["Volume Up" hits the PA as blue lights flash. Tiami comes out on stage smiling and having the crowd pumped up for her. She skips her way down the ramp, hi fiving the crowd and having fun with the fans. Getting in the ring, she just smiles, posing for the crowd, who cheer her on. She immediately rushes down to the ring with the World Championship belt around her waist. She immediately takes the belt off right as Black’s about to tap out and nails it across Hunt’s face. Black rolls out of the way and starts grabbing his back and his head.]
Ricky: Elijah Black gets save by Tiami Tyler. This right here...proves the unity in the Establishment. They don’t have dissension in their ranks. Not only that, but they are not washed up. This proves why the Establishment holds the PWX Championship AND the PWX Tag Team Championships: RESILIENCE!
Chris: Call it a hunch, but that was just cheap, the crowd a’int buying it.
Crowd: LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! SELL OUT! SELL OUT! SELL OUT!
[Tiami grabs Hunt by the hair and immediately slaps him around a few times. She then takes her high heel boot and places one thumbtack into Hunt’s forehead and just stomps the shit out of it. Hunt grabs his face and starts to reel in pain. Tiami then grabs a few fluorescent light tubes. She sets them up in a row on the steel steps. She picks up Hunt and immediately drives Hunt head first into the bulbs and you see and explosion happen.]
Chris: The tides have turned now that our new PWX Champion came into the ring. And if you thought Elijah Black was violent alone, look at our new world champion. She’s sold her soul to win that belt. She had quite the successful career before she betrayed her former Tag Team Partner in Jessica Harmony. And now look at her, she’s been out to destroy Hunt since he returned to PWX.
Ricky: You’re just jealous she’s not only driven her boot into Hunt’s face, but she’s going to ruin his career here tonight in the DC area. How cute! Now look what our champion is up to...she just...wow…
[Tiami Tyler immediately goes up to one of the kids in the audience and takes his Nintendo 3DS. She grabs some tape and wraps it around her fist. As Hunt immediately comes to, Tyler drives the Nintendo 3DS into Hunt’s face. The family of the kid gets mad and Tiami, just flips them off as she continues to hammer Hunt.]
Chris: Talk about stealing candy from a baby. Just look at Tyler tonight. She’s just treating everyone like shit.
Ricky: That’s spunk! It’s not like Brian Hollywood couldn’t pay someone to buy the kid a new 3DS. Just stop bitching.
[Elijah Black immediately starts to recover, but still shows some signs of wear and tear. Black immediately grabs the barbed wire Spider Web again, and starts making his way into the ring. Tiami pulls out a glass pane and sets it on the steel steps. Tiami holds down Hunt and Elijah Black immediately leaps off the turnbuckle with the Spider web in the Magic Carpet Splash style. He immediately lands on Timothy Hunt and Timothy and Elijah both reel in pain. Tiami immediately lands a cover on top of Hunt.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: I cannot believe it…
Chris: That it’s not butter, or that Hunt too is a former PWX Contender and he won’t easily give up either. What? You think that only works with the Establishment?
[Tiami Tyler and Elijah Black grab Hunt and immediately land a snapshot onto him face first into the steel steps again. They then pick up Hunt and hit a double back drop on him neck first into the steps. Timothy Hunt immediately grabs his neck as Tiami locks a Dragon Sleeper onto him. Black then grabs a bamboo stick with barbed wire on it and immediately keeps striking Hunt in the stomach. Black then nails Hunt straight across the face. Both Tiami and Elijah Black try to cover Hunt at the same time, placing their weight on him.]
Chris: That’s legal?
Ricky: That’s what you call INTELLIGENCE….something DC doesn’t have...both in politics or in people...take your pick.
ONE!
TWO!
THR…
Ricky: NOO!
[Tiami then picks Hunt up and holds him up in the air with a chicken wing submission maneuver, weakening the shoulder. Black grabs a fire extinguisher from underneath the ropes and sets it in front of Tiami’s position. Black then climbs towards the top rope and leaps towards Hunt’s head with his arms out. Tiami plows him down like Beth Phoenix’s Glam Slam and he nails the fire extinguisher with stiff force. They both start kicking him and beating him down when the timer immediately goes off and...
[Arena lights go out as the the melodic guitar intro is heard, and shots of the Chicago skyline are shown. The song begins to pick up steam, as we cut to a man on the roof-wearing a hood. He throws the hood back, as "Southtown" by The Ghost Inside hits the PA system-and shots of John Pariah are shown on the screen.]
Welcome to hard times,
Back again like it’s never been, for the first time
It seems to mess with my head.
So when I realize what it takes, can I relate?
With whatever, but never will it drive me to hate.
Could I be the next guy
That you take before I wake?
Now I lay me down to sleep, eyes tight when I pray.
This here is real life,
Circumstances make you think.
Should i be counting my blessings,
The next second my eyes blink.
[The crowd roars as John Pariah steps out onto the stage-with his arms in a crucifix. The lights sihlloutets his body-as he turns around and throws his right arm up in the air as the crowd pops.]
You’re in the southtown, you know that kid don’t play.
Put it down on the streets, will I see another day?
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank god that I made it alive.
[The crowd roars as he heads down the ramp, and slides into the ring-posing on the ropes as the music fades to black. Pariah comes down wearing and elbow pad laced with thumbtacks and glass shards taking a page from Adam Stryker's book. He immediately rushes towards Tiami Tyler and he spears her down. Elijah Black charges for Pariah but gets met with a sharp Mirakuru. The crowd immediately jumps to their feet and roars as Pariah grabs Black and immediately sends him out of the cage and starts to beat his ass down.]
Chris: Our savior is in! He is obliterating the Establishment.
Ricky: That elbow pad is not legal in fifteen states and I think DC is not one of them. I want to kick his ass for bringing an illegal weapon to this match.
[Timothy Hunt immediately starts to rebound and he and Tiami Tyler tie up on the outside of the cage. Hunt grabs Tiami by the hair and smiles and immediately starts to bitch slap the hell out of her as the crowds roars grow louder.]
Crowd: CRUCIFY! CRUCIFY!
[Hunt grabs Tiami and he locks her in and hits a Cross Rhodes on her into the stop sign laying out around the ring. Hunt grabs Tiami and tosses her into the ring. Hunt rushes up towards the too turnbuckle to do a leg drop off of it, but as soon as Hunt immediately leaps off the turnbuckle, Tiami sticks her heels up and Hunt gets his ass brutalized. Tiami smiles sadistically as Hunt grabs his ass. Tiami rushes to grab a water jug and the bamboo stick and duck tape. She immediately attempt to swing it for Hunt, but Hunt grabs it and yanks it out of her hands and spins Tiami around. He immediately nails her brutally in the back tearing her apart. Hunt grabs Tiami with the stick and then nails the Stroke on her straight into the thumbtacks.]
Chris: Ouch! She will feel that one in the morning. Hunt wants to kill Tiami for brutalizing him. PWX wants to destroy and burn the Establishment one by mother fucking one.
Ricky: Shut up! Turn your attention to Pariah. He has literally brutalized the hell out of Black and he is laying on top of our announcers table.
Chris: Yeah I noticed that too! And Pariah's already climbing the cage. Just look at him climb, he's bound and determined!
Ricky: Yeah this crowd is eating his bullshit brownies and drinking the Kool-Aid.
Chris: He's calling for the elbow drop and he is balancing on the top of the cage. Nooo! NOOOOO!
*THUUUUD!!!!*
Chris: And he just crushed the fuck out of out of Elijah's skull! Take that you mother fucker!
[Pariah and Black lay still in the mess of the carnage with the announcers table. Pariah slowly rolls out from the carnage and grabs Black up. He picks him up and lands an inverted suplex to the barriacade. He then grabs him and stiffly kicks him in the face. Pariah takes Black into the audience and drags him into a more secluded area. Pariah motions for the crowd to toss him chairs and the crowd immediately in the area starts to bury Elijah Black in a sea of chairs. Pariah smiles and then grabs a ladder in the area. He then climbs up it with a steel chair on his rib cage. He motions towards the crowd and hits a moonsault off the ladder into the pile of chairs. Pariah grabs his ribs and the crowd immediately goes nuts.]
Crowd: You still got it! You still got it! Thank you Pariah! Thank you Pariah!
Ricky: Senseless murder! See what did I tell you about Pariah? He's a tool! Pandering to these fucking hypocritical DC fans! It sickens me!
Chris: Like you said earlier: he is doing what it takes to win his company back! This is his baby! While he still wrestles in 2CW, he comes back to defend his baby! Even if it means he dies for it!
[While Pariah recovers, Hunt immediately takes Tiami Tyler and hits the Hunted straight into a cinder block. Tiami lays completely lifeless in the ring. Hunt immediately covers Tiami.]
Chris: ONE!
TWO!!
THRE....WHAT THE FUCK?!
[Tyler immediately recovers. The crowd immediately erupts into a boo frenzy. Hunt grabs Tiami Tyler and yanks her, but she immediately takes a boot into his groin area and nails him squarely in the balls. Tyler takes controls and hits a Tilt a Whirl DDT! Tyler then grabs some C4 and puts it into the corner. She then grabs Hunt and hits a reverse German suplex perfectly to where Hunt goes into the C4 belly first.]
*BOOM!*
[Tyler lays bland watches Hunt reel in pain for a moment. She then locks in a tight camel clutch onto him and starts to stretch his stomach out. Hunt screams out and Tyler wrenches it in more. Tyler immediately releases the hold. She grabs the barbed wired spider web and sets it on Timothy Hunt. She immediately leaps off of the turnbuckle after she climbs it and lands Hunt's Swanton Bomb on him. She rolls around in pain like Hunt, but covers him.]
Ricky: Controversy's story is about to end!!!!
ONE!
TWO!!!
THRE....NO FUCKING WAY HUNT COULD KICK OUT OF THAT MOVE! That cannot be done!
Chris: So you believe in miracles now? That means I've converted you! You're rooting for PWX to win!
Ricky: No, it means you just said you do not have any faith in your team! Clearly you don't see the Establishment is good for everyone! You just want to rebel and be cool.
Chris: Whatever you want to believe!
[Meanwhile, Pariah immediately drags Elijah back towards the ring. During the whole mess with Tiami and Hunt, Pariah sent Elijah Black flying through a popcorn stand and Black is covered with popcorn. Pariah immediately tosses Black back into the cage and immediately goes for Tiami Tyler. Tyler then kicks Pariah in the shins for a moment. Pariah then lands an uppercut to Tyler. They both go back and forth for a moment exchanging punches. Tyler then gets the upper hand. She hits a headlock drop on Pariah and rips his elbow pad off. She immediately starts to elbow Pariah in the head. Tiami splits Pariah’s head open and blood comes pouring out of Pariah’s head. Tiami then picks Pariah up and drops him with a scoop slam into the thumbtacks. Pariah immediately grabs his back. Tiami then grabs the water jug stick she’s been using and starts nailing Pariah with it.]
Crowd: Let’s go Pariah! Let’s go Pariah!
Chris: Pariah’s already taking some brutal bumps, and Tiami wants to tear him apart. Especially after they’ve been going back and forth on Twitter about her recent title win. She’s definitely not happy with Pariah. But let’s face it Pariah’s a man who deserve the belt. Look at all he’s done for PWX.
Ricky: He’s pushed himself, gave people hand outs...yeah that’s totally what the hero should do.
Chris: Shut up and respect Pariah’s career. He gave Tiami one of these so called hand outs...well his ex-wife did, but that’s a different story.
Ricky: Seriously, you’re preaching to someone who doesn’t care….fight back Tiami...fight back!
[Tiami drops the stick again and tries to pick Pariah up, but Hunt comes roaring in with the weed whacker and immediately takes it to Tiami’s back. Pariah goes down and rebounds while Hunt continues to plow Tyler’s back. Pariah then motions towards Hunt. They both grab Hunt and motion towards the weedwhacker. Pariah and Hunt smile and they immediately pick up Tyler.]
Ricky: What are they about to do...this doesn’t look good!
Chris: I think they’re about to drive Tiami Tyler straight into the weedwhacker. This definitely isn’t good for your team. I hope you didn’t bet a lot of money on this match Ricky.
Ricky: I did...but I have faith.
[Pariah and Hunt grab Tiami Tyler and immediately hit a double powerbomb to the weedwhacker stiffly, breaking it in half. Pariah then grabs Tiami Tyler and attempts to pin her.]
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!!!!!
[Immediately Elijah Black dives towards both men and breaks the cover by the act of God. Pariah and Hunt immediately turn their attention towards Black and starts kicking him to kingdom come. Black and Pariah then take domination and land a few moves on Black and Tyler. Suddenly the countdown clock begins to start and the crowd starts to count with it.]
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
*BUUUUUZZZ!!!!*
[Suddenly, "Hail to the King" blares on the PA System and the lights dim in the area. Suddenly Darin Zion's name flashes across the titantron and the lights go off. The music continues to blare, but the Establishment's mouth doesn't show up. The crowd immediately looks around confused. The rest of the competitors continue to focus on one another. ]
Ricky: Well that's strange...Darin's music hits and he's nowhere to be found. He hasn't missed a day in his life. Well, unless he's injured.
Chris: Yes, but his whereabouts are unknown since last week after getting carried out by Schmied. Zion's definitely not missed by this crowd.
"FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU ZION!"
["Hail to the King" blares once again as the crowd immediately erupts in a chorus of boos. Darin's Zion's name appears on the titantron again. The lights once again dim, and come back on, but once again Darin Zion has yet to be seen. The lights starts to flicker a bit more in an eerie fashion. ]
Chris: Weird, the arena's having some electrical issues
Ricky: That's not weird, it's the Washington DC arenas. They suck so much balls I could literally make fifteen like a hooker jokes.
Chris: Well let's not talk about our nation's great capital like that. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous...it's...
Ricky: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
[Immediately the lights flicker some more and we start to see Schmied who's carrying Darin Zion's lifeless body from last week up the titantron which stands 35 feet above the arena floor. Morgana immediately rushes out as Schmied climbs the ladder. The competitors in the ring immediately stand completely still and the crowd immediately stands almost ready to celebrate. Tears start to run down Morgana's face as the camera pans to Zion's cold, lifeless body. You see more bruises and cuts on him from the beatings he's sustained at the hands of Schmied after passing out last week.]
Ricky: SCHMIED'S GONE ROGUE! After his first loss, he's completely and utterly snapped!
Chris: And much to the delight of the crowd. They're wanting to see Zion's career end. But it's a little confusing for sure. But they don't care! Zion's tortured them, teased them, treated them like shit, and balked. He chased his own friends away the last week and Schmied had the final straw with Zion's attitude. He's doing something about it.
Ricky: But you cannot leave Morgana a widow!
Chris: They aren't even married!
Ricky: Well then free her up again, I want a piece of her ass!
[Schmied lifts Zion up and the officials and Morgana immediately motion towards Schmied to put Zion down. Schmied's smile grows ever so more sinisterly across his face. His eyes light up and he looks up towards the sky murmuring "Praise my master! Praise him! SACRIFICE TO HIM, ALL POWERFUL!" Morgana pushes the officials out of the way and looks at Schmied for a moment, she again motions to stop, but Schmied does not listen.]
Crowd: THROW HIM OFF! THROW HIM OFF! THROW HIM OFF!
Ricky: Washington DC is a bunch of savages right now! How DARE they want to see Darin Zion get chucked off the screen. Fucking bunch of liberal bastards!
Chris: Oh shut up, almost 5 years ago, you'd have chanted the same thing and wished to see Darin Zion get thrown off the titantron. You'd love Schmied.
Ricky: No I wouldn't have...fuck you Chris! Just seriously! Darin Zion's a saint! He's our savior! In fact, he's such a savior the match in the ring has stopped because of his presence...even unconscious.
Chris: Oh stop fooling yourself, the Pariah said of things is stopping to watch Zion's imminent death coming and The Establishment wrestlers are waiting to sue. Simple enough as that.
[Schmied moves a bit and the officials move towards Schmied. He's got Zion hoisted up in the Razor's Edge position. Morgana once again motions towards Schmied for a moment. The crowd immediately starts tearing into her and starts calling her a bitch. She continues to motion for a moment before finally Schmied makes another adjustment and suddenly her expressions change.]
Ricky: THAT HOOKING BITCH! NO FUCKING WAY!
CHRIS: SHE'S MOTIONING TO THROW ZION OFF THE TITANTRON! WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
[Schmied immediately smiles and lifts Zion up towards the sky and he looks at him for a moment and says "Thank you...my master." Schmied immediately tosses Zion straight down and the officials immediately move out of the way to give Zion some protection. Darin Zion immediately starts to fall down from the titantron, head first thanks to Schmied. Darin Zion's body rushes down as everyone and their mother's immediately gasp. The crowd immediately roars as Darin Zion's neck immediately collides stiffly with the steel of the stage down below.]
*THUD!!!!!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
[Suddenly the pyro cannon underneath the stage immediately goes off in the area in a blaze of glory and Schmied and Morgana immediately laugh sadistically at Darin ZIon as the damage is done and Zion's body is pretty much left in the crater in the stage. Immediately the officials motion for medical staff and medics start rushing underneath the stage. The crowd claps unkindly towards Zion. The camera focuses on Schmied for a moment and you can immediately the crowd starting to bow at him.]
Crowd: THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED!
Ricky: How heartless can these guys be...especially at the heart of America. This is unacceptable! Especially with how many neck surgery's Darin Zion's had. How dare Schmied do this....and take my future wife.
Chris: THANK YOU SCHMIED! Seriously, thank you for ending Zion's career right before our eyes. Clearly Zion's fall takes him out of the Cage of Death and only leaves Brian's team with only four combatants.
Ricky: Well you know Hollywood, he'll think of something...
[The lights starts to flicker and Morgana and Schmied immediately disappear from their places respectively. The combatants turn and look at one another for a moment completely in shock at what just happened during Darin Zion's entrance and look at one another for a moment. Suddenly…as Pariah and Hunt start to clap immediately Elijah Black grabs Pariah and chucks him into the corner, face first into a glass sheet and it shatters. Tiami Tyler then immediately grabs a light tube and shatters it across Hunt’s back.]
Ricky: I’m guessing they didn’t expect The Establishment to be prepared like that. I wouldn’t blame them, THEY are RUTHLESS mother fuckers. Darin Zion trained them well, and while Darin Zion is dead, they still have our fearless leader: Brian Hollywood. He’s definitely backstage enjoy this match, clapping his hands.
Chris: But he’s definitely timing his outcome. He is the owner...you know this. And oh shit! Here comes Black towards Hunt. He’s grabbed him. And what’s Tiami doing on the outside…
[Tiami Tyler immediately grabs a ladder and throws it into towards Elijah Black. Tyler then grabs a glass sheet, thumbtacks, and a couple of cinder blocks from under the ring. She starts setting them up and then she immediately starts to hammer Hunt a few times. Elijah Black climbs up from the ladder and smiles rather sadistically as he climbs towards the other side. He bends over as Tiami Tyler immediately hoists up Timothy Hunt into the air and Elijah Black immediately sets him up for a Black Slate.]
Chris: No fucking way! He’s not going to do this is he? He could end Hunt’s career!
Ricky: This is the type of match where careers come to die. It’s a war Chris. Black’s not supposed to smile and treat Hunt to a fucking cookie. He’s coming in here to kill him, win this match, and destroy the competiton.
Chris: HE’S ABOUT TO JUMP! HE’S ABOUT TO KILL…
**CRAAAAAASSSSSSHHHH!!!!**
Chris: Hunt’s got hit with the BLACK SLATE! This is MADNESS!
Ricky: No! This is PWX!
Chris: I thought you were about to say Sparta!
[Elijah Black immediately rolls over while Tyler grabs a barbed wire steel chair and starts going to work on Pariah. Elijah Black points towards the sky and smiles as the referee begins the count!]
ONE!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*BUUUUUZZZZ!!!*
Ricky: Elijah Black’s gotten a second elimination tonight, but now he cannot celebrate his win because here comes….
[The opening, pulsating beat of 'Control' hits the sound system as the overhead lights dim. Lights in various shades of blue flicker into being, moving with the rhythm of the music-- and so is the veritable dancing of Dominic Townsend. Cane in hand and a tophat perched precariously atop his head, the Steampunk Prince steps to one side as the vocals begin, a bit of preening done before he's making a most grand and sweeping bow to introduce his beloved.]
Ricky: OH FUCK NO!
Chris: THE ODDS ARE EVER IN PWX’S FAVOR! THE REQUIEM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!!
Until I should die, until I should break, not a God, not a devil my soul shall take.
If I should lie to betray myself, then I would damn myself, and my soul forsake.
If I should lie to betray myself, then I would damn myself, and my soul forsake.
[The backbeat kicks in as the Requiem strides out from behind the curtain, her expression a focused mask of neutrality that betrays nothing as to what she is thinking. Siobhan Townsend's head turns, her gaze taking in the crowd and her surroundings much the way a sniper would scan over a battlefield with a piercing gaze while her husband continues to scamper and caper about in his rather distinct way.]
I don't want fifteen minutes-- want a whole lot more, don't want to suffer the fools and the spoils of war.
I don't want fifteen minutes, or a reason why. I want a stainless steel road stretching off to the sky.
I don't want fifteen minutes, or a reason why. I want a stainless steel road stretching off to the sky.
[Once she is satisfied that all is as it should be, she begins her walk to the ring. It's a no-muss, no-fuss sort of affair for her-- although the same is not true of her manager. Dominic is all too happy to schmooze to the crowd, slapping hands and doling out hugs whenever he gets the chance.]
I don't need sentiment, want, or hate on my mind... no crimes of passion or obsessions in kind.
No walls, restraints, or momentary thrill, no blood on my hands, no time to kill. I want my body. I want my soul. Flip the switch to automatic…
No walls, restraints, or momentary thrill, no blood on my hands, no time to kill. I want my body. I want my soul. Flip the switch to automatic…
[It's about at the bottom of the ramp that the Requiem turns her gaze to her husband, a faintly-quirked brow the only sign of question that she offers up. Chuckling to himself, Dommy takes a grandiose step to one side and makes a sweeping gesture toward the ring-- as if inviting his client to enter the ring as she sees fit. There's a faint roll of her eyes before Siobhan does exactly that, a sudden burst of speed all the more she needs to slide into the ring on her stomach. Quickly regaining her feet, the final three words of the chorus (such as it is) sounding out as she pops up to her feet.]
I WANT CONTROL.
[There is no pandering to the fans, no indicator of paying them any mind-- instead? Siobhan simply makes her way to the corner, allowing her husband to do as he sees fit on the outside while her music fades. She immediately starts to go after Black and Tiami rushes towards her to stop her.]
Chris: Here’s where things start getting interesting. PWX’s odds are now changed. Siobhan will not be a push over victory right here.
Ricky: She’s lost so far, why do I not worry?
Chris: Because Ricky, you did the cha cha...you did the fucking cha cha.
[Siobhan rushes towards Black and immediately lays into him with knife edge chop. Tyler comes right at Siobhan and she immediately twists and contorts Tiami. She picks Tiami up and hits a power slam right into the thumbtacks. Elijah Black rushes to help her, but Siobhan jumps up and hits a hurricanarana onto Black. She then sees the cheese grater. She begins to once again start grating the shit out of Elijah’s stomach and he starts to reel in pain. Tyler comes rushing towards Siobhan, but…]
BOOOOM!
Chris: MIRAKURU STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING FACE!!!! WITH THE RETURNED ELBOW PAD!
Ricky: Damnit! I knew she should have thrown that thing out into the crowd!
[Pariah smiles as he lets Tiami lay for a moment. He immediately goes to take on Black, who’s now starting to get the upper hand with Siobhan. Black immediately pokes Siobhan in the eyes. He then lands a superman punch on her and takes her down. Pariah rushes towards Siobhan and hits Black in the back with a guitar filled with thumbtacks and it shatters all ove. Black then falls towards the ground and Siobhan goes back a bit. Pariah then places the guitar near the turnbuckle. He chucks Black into the corner and goes for a superplex. He lands right on top of the broken guitar. Siobhan immediately jumps from the ropes and hits a springboard splash onto Black. She immediately covers him.]
ONE!
TWO!
Ricky: Black won’t stay down. He’s taken a lot of punishment already in this match.
Chris: Yes, so you’ve only said a hundred times. Pariah’s not happy about this. He’s grabbing some fish hooks right now.
Ricky: OUCH! RIGHT into his spine. Pariah’s about to string him on the ropes….
*CRASH!!!*
[Tyler immediately hits Pariah with another light tube. As Siobhan immediately catches on, Siobhan immediately gets met with a face full of baby powder which was in Tyler’s other hand. As she’s blinded, Tyler then immediately picks her up and lands a Tiger Driver head first onto her. Siobhan immediately grabs her head and Tiami grabs a kenzian, she tries to drive one into Siobhan, but Pariah immediately comes to her aid. Pariah takes Tiami by the head and hits the Legsweep face buster. Pariah grabs a container of lighter fluid and a set of matches, but immediately Elijah Black comes and hits Pariah with a cross body. Black starts to nail Pariah for a moment, but Siobhan immediately pulls him off. and nails a dropsault kicks on him. As Black recovers, she nails a Lou Thesz press onto him.]
Chris: STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Ricky: Do you not know your own people? That’s Siobhan...and she’s murdering Black.
Chris: I know, but I channelled my inner JR and just wanted to scream things about government mules and BBQ sauce after I saw Townsend hit that beautiful Lou Thesz press. It brought me back to the old days.
[Siobhan immediately reaches under the ring and pulls out a bucket full of Legos. She smiles as she pours them on the ring. She immediately goes to grab Black to immediately land a DDT onto the legos warzone in the ring, but Tiami Tyler makes the save. She grabs Siobhan, but Siobhan won’t let go. Tyler then just drops the reverse DDT and both Townsend and Black go into the legos. Both start holding their backs as Tyler starts to make the descent on Siobhan.]
Crowd: Take down Tyler! Take down Tyler! Take down Tyler!
[Pariah then rebounds and tosses Tiami Tyler from out of the ring. Pariah then leaps and nails a suicide dive into the cage itself and takes Tyler out. Siobhan then rushes towards the ropes and jumps on Black’s chest and hits a leg drop on him. Townsend then grabs a C4 explosive from under the ring and straps it to a steel chair with barbed wire on it. She sits it down on Black’s face and she climbs up towards the top rope. She immediately nails a 450 Splash and the C4 explodes in Black’s face. Townsend immediately goes for the cover.]
ONE!
TWO!
THRE….NO!
[Townsend’s face looks priceless as Black immediately holds his head for a moment and tries to slowly rebound. Townsend tries to regain her dominance, but Black starts to get the upper hand. He lays a few punches into her and drives Townsend with a one handed bulldog into the legos. Black rolls out to the opposite side of the ring where Pariah’s just been flung into the cage by Tyler and performs an amazing moonsault into Tyler and takes them both down. Black grabs a pizza cutter and starts to slice into the skin of Townsend.]
Chris: Townsend’s split open now by Black. He’s definitely looking worn out right now.
Ricky: He’s waiting for Daniel to make his entrance into the match. Then the fun truly begins. I think that’s what’s driving him right now.
Chris: One things for sure...he’s not focusing on his partner...Pariah’s starting to take this match to the champion on the outside. He’s got a….
Ricky: Oh God no! He found the stash again. Morgana must’ve left those dildos in their before she decided to tell Schmied to chuck Zion off the ramp.
Chris: Yes, but holy crap, this isn’t going to be pretty.
Ricky: And is that a birthday cake?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE PUT UNDER THESE RINGS?!
Chris: Pariah’s pulling out...more dildos and some thumbtacks…
Ricky: Okay, it’s about to get kinky in here…
Chris: Ricky, put your hands back on this desk THIS INSTANT!
Ricky: What Tiami doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
[Pariah immediately grabs the three dildos and lights them on fire. He then takes a set of thumbtacks and decorates the cake. Tiami starts to rebound and Pariah immediately picks up Tiami in a flap jack position and nails her right into the dildos face first. Cake gets all over her face and the crowd goes wild.]
Crowd: Tiami got cake fucked! Tiami got cake fucked!
Ricky: DEAR DIARY! JACKPOT!
Chris: She’s on your team!
Ricky: So...I can enjoy this...I have BALLS! AND A PENIS! You should be enjoying this too.
Chris: *FACEPALM*
[Pariah then takes a belt from under the ring and starts to immediately whip the hell out of Tiami. Meanwhile, Townsend grabbed the upper hand with a reversal of a powerbomb and huricanarana’d Elijah Black into the legos. She’s nearly got a pinfall, but again Black kicked out. Pariah grabs Tyler and rolls her into the ring. Townsend and Pariah rushes towards Tyler and immediately nail a double superkick onto her face first. Townsend then nails a shooting star press standing up without a turnbuckle and Pariah nails an elbow drop with his violent elbow pad. Pariah immediately goes for the cover.]
ONE!
***BUZZZZ!***
TWO!
….
Chris: What the fuck? The Establishment get another guy.
Ricky: Serves #WeArePWX losers right. They aren’t PWX..they’re…just jealous of the Establishment.
BEEEPPPP!!!
[Immediately the buzzer cuts off and the lights cut off in the arena with a massive explosion going off. “Chalk Outline” immediately blares across the PA System and down comes Schmied after his long journey from the top of the titantron earlier in the night. Morgana comes accompanying him, with a giant smile on her face. She clinches his arm tightly as she kisses him and they make out.]
Ricky: What the fuck is going on with Schmied? First he kills Darin Zion and medics have to cart his ass off to the hospital and now Schmied’s got Morgana around his arm tonight. And what’s his references towards the master.
Chris: I have no fucking idea, but this shit is eerie since last week when Schmied carried Zion out of the arena. No doubt they have ties together, but apparently Schmied’s coming down to represent the...Establishment.
Ricky: I hope! Over the last few weeks he’s definitely been a little uncontrollable. Whatever Schmied does tonight, it’s definitely going to cause utter chaos.
[Schmied tells Morgana to leave and immediately he rushes towards the ring and the referee opens the cage door. Schmied comes barrelling in the ring and he immediately starts tearing apart members of both teams much to the delight and confusion of the crowd.]
Ricky: LIKE A HOOKER! He’s coming in and demolishing EVERYONE! Clothesline after mother fucking clothesline.
[Schmied immediately hard clotheslines Townsend, then Black, then Tyler, then Pariah. He then proceeds to pick up Tyler as the other three get up and he immediately chucks her into all the combatants. Schmied then grabs a can of gasoline and pours it on Pariah's back. He grabs a lighter and sets Pariah on fire. Schmied taunts the crowd and picks up Townsend and lands a military press on her. Schmied then grabs Black and nails a belly to belly suplex stiffly on the mat into some of the thumbtacks that were strayed into the ring earlier.]
Ricky: Schmied’s rogue status is now coming out and he’s re-establishing his dominance in PWX.
Chris: If he keeps this up, we won’t have a Civil War match and does that mean Schmied takes over the company in that case?
Ricky: I really don’t know at this point because the way it’s going Schmied’s just wanting to have his way with anyone and everyone now. He doesn’t care if they’re Establishment or not. He’s a freed man now, he just wants to murder anything that moves.
[Immediately the referee goes for a fire extinguisher under the ring and hoses down Pariah and Schmied sees it. Schmied immediately hits a Blitzkreig Hammer onto the referee and knocks him completely out by dropping him on his head. Elijah Black starts to crawl towards Tiami, but Schmied notices the movement. He picks Elijah Black up over his head and immediately hurls him straight on to the outside of the ring into the cage. Tiami Tyler then charges towards Schmied to get him to stop, but he immediately tosses her over the top rope. Pariah barely manages to get up and so does Townsend. Both of them try to charges towards Schmied and he immediately flips them over the ropes with ease.]
CROWD: KILL THEM SCHMIED! KILL THEM SCHMIED! KILL THEM SCHMIED!
Chris: What the fuck is up with this crowd? Are they not being sports entertained?
Ricky: You got that off a meme, didn’t you? That’s the last time I show you anything off Main Event Memes. Clearly, you don’t know what the IWC tries to do at these events. They usually like to bitch about their feelings on a feud. Clearly everyone’s sick of Establishment vs PWX.
Chris: Ah, so they’re slightly retarded then…
Ricky: Quite possibly!
[All four people from the Establishment and PWX side immediately start to huddle after recooperating on the outisde and actually start talking strategy as a team to quell the beast known as Schmied. Schmied immediately rushes towards them and hits a huge Gore and knocks part of the cage over and it goes towards the entrance ramp with all his sheer force. Schmied then stands up from the wreckage and starts his focus on the PWX Champion, Tiami Tyler. Pariah, Siobhan, and Black immediately rushes to get weapons. Schmied immediately picks up the PWX Champion and lifts her up on his shoulder. He sets her up for a Blitzkreig Hammer and nails her on the side of the broke cage.]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ricky: Hollywood definitely needs to invest his money more wisely. This cage is falling apart easier than the old cage. He needs to quit hiring those Chinese workers...maybe even invest some money into Bryan Singer’s…
Ricky: I hear by retract any previous statements about Bryan Singer, as those are just allegations. Nothing has proven in a court of law…
Chris: You just had to go there...haven’t you learned anything yet. And now the crowd hates you...they had to watch that shit on the titantron. Mrs. Ferdiand, the wrestling grandma just missed how Schmied just Blitzkreig Hammered Tiami a second time to establish domiance. Geez, ruin the show for us. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Ricky: SHUT UP!
[As Schmied immediately sets up a third Blitzkreig Hammer on the fallen part of the cage, immediately Elijah Black strikes Schmied with a barbed wire steel baseball bat. Siobhan immediately starts to choke Schmied with a piece of barbed wire, followed by Pariah grabbing a cattle prod from under the ring and stunning the fuck out of Schmied. All three of them immediately grab a set of handcuffs from under the ring and lock Schmied to the fallen cage. Pariah, Siobhan, and Black immediately smile for a moment, before Pariah immediately grabs Black and starts tasing him. Siobhan then grabs Black and Pariah and her immediately hit a 3D on Black and immediately lay him on top of Schmied. They both realize that all three Establishment members took a hellacious beating.]
Chris: Pariah has the advantage now with all three Establishment members knocked out. This could get interesting.
[Pariah immediately locks the Scorpion Crosslock onto Elijah Black and holds him into place while Siobhan grabs a table from out of the ring. She grabs a glass pane and sets it on top of the table. She then proceeds to immediately pour some thumbtacks and places Kenzians strategically on the table too. Pariah releases the lock and immediately throws the knocked out Elijah Black onto the table.]
Crowd: DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE.
Chris: How is Siobhan going to pull that off, she’s all the way in the ring.
Ricky: Yeah, I’d like to see her do…
Chris: Holy shit! Holy fucking shit she’s charging...she’s charging straight for Black.
Ricky: She’s jumped on the ropes and…
*CRAAAAAASH!!!*
Chris: WOW! Impressive showing from Siobhan! She just did the Death From Above, SPRINGBOARD style.
Ricky: Yeah, and yet again Elijah Black will once again rise from the ashes. He’s done a phenomenal job so far tonight.
Chris: Don’t count those chicken’s yet Ricky…
[Pariah immediately picks up Elijah Black and motions and mocks Darin Zion for a moment, to the crowd’s delight, and taunts towards the crowd. He then grabs the limp body of Elijah Black and immediately signals for Delusions of Grandeur. Pariah walks Black over towards the Spider Web and immediately nails the move, much to the delight of the crowd. He then immediately hits an Executive Promise on Black as he’s trying to get up. Pariah then immediately grates Black’s back more with the cheese grater. He locks on the Modern Echo again and Elijah just sit their limp. A referee immediately rushes towards the participants as he reaches for Black’s hand, the clocks appears and the buzzer sounds.]
**BUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!!!**
[Reddish-orange light bathes the arena as "The Take" blasts through the arena PA system]
[Daniel Everett walks out at the top of the ramp, grinding his knuckles in his palm as he pauses to cast his eye across the arena before fixing his eye on the ring]
Take what little pride we have away
[Everett walks towards the ring]
Here's to them
Here's to them
[Everett works a kink out of his shoulder as he nears the ring]
Makes so little difference anywhere
[Everett reaches ringside, and bangs his fists together a couple of times]
Here's to us
Here's to us
[Everett runs up the ring steps and makes his way into the ring]
And I wish you could understand
UNDERSTAND
[Everett marches across the ring towards the corner, removing his sleeveless hooded sweatshirt as he does…]
Take, Take, Take
And
Waste, Waste, Waste
[…climbing to stand on the middle turnbuckle as he surveys the crowd for a moment…]
Makes Hate, Hate, Hate
Makes Hate, Hate, Hate
[…before climbing down, slapping the top turnbuckle hard, before turning to face across the ring Daniel immediately sees his partner screaming in pain and immediately dashes towards the ring. He leaps onto the steel steps and nails a perfect beautiful disaster kick onto the face of Pariah. Daniel then immediately jams a piece of glass into his boot. He immediately starts kicking Pariah’s head in a few times and gashes it completely open. Daniel Everett then grabs a fork and jabs it into the back of Pariah, stopping him in his tracks.]
Ricky: SWEET SOLACE! It’s time for things to get more fucked up. The Establishment now has four people in this ring. Had Hunt and Sterling lasted, the odds wouldn’t be against them.
Chris: Well your monster doesn’t count. He’s a bit tied up right now with his situation. He’s been trying to free himself from the handcuffs right now, laying on the ground. But hot damn, this is about to get real, and fast.
[Black immediately rebounds and takes and hits a fireball straight into Pariah’s face. Both Black and Everett start to attack and dismantle Pariah for a moment with a fury of stomps. Meanwhile in the ring, Siobhan continues to onslaught murder Tiami. Siobhan immediately grabs a barbed wired lead pipe and immediately starts to choke Tyler out with it. Tyler rebounds after a bit and gets to her feet. She throws Townsend over her shoulder and immediately starts to scratch Townsend’s face. Townsend then fights back and nails an ensuguri to the face of Tyler. Afterwards, she takes Tyler and grabs the cattle prod and starts to taze her. She then stomps unmercifully at her face.]
Chris: Tyler’s definitely in for some deep trouble. Townsend’s getting dominated.
Ricky: Just like your main man in John Pariah’s getting down to him right now. It’s about time the hero gets knocked down a few notches. Team PWX’s has been cheating this entire time.
Chris: Right...now that these tides of turned.
[Black immediately sends Pariah into the barricade. He holds him in place and Daniel Everett grabs a pair of snow shoes from under the ring and puts them on. He rushes towards Pariah and immediately hits a drop kick straight into Pariah’s face and mouth. The barricade goes down and Vox Populi drag Pariah down through tbe crowd. Black then yanks a sign on a yard stick from a fan. He then breaks it over Pariah’s back. All parties end up towards the stage where the accident happened. Vox Populi immediately go towards the titantron and dismantle Pariah. They then grab Pariah and immediately double suplex him through the screen and you hear a giant crash behind it.]
Chris: HE WENT THROUGH THE GORILLA POSITION! OUCH!
Ricky: Well The Establishment’s trying to destroy the hope for PWX. We all know that’s John Pariah. He wants PWX in his image, so why not destroy the boss.
[While Pariah continues to get destroyed by Vox Populi, Siobhan continues to get attacked by Tiami Tyler. Tyler picks up Siobhan and drops her with an Ace cutter. Tiami then immediately grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and starts to swing it at Siobhan and hits her a few times. After the last hit, Townsend immediately grabs the baseball bat and bashes Tiami over the head with it. She then picks Tiami up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep on her. Siobhan immediately grabs a chain and starts to hang Tiami by the ring ropes. Tiami starts choking.]
Ricky: She’s getting all choked up, how cute! I love this women on women action in the Civil War. It’s really got me EXCITED.
Chris: Stop being a pervert when you’re losing. Townsend’s got the upper hand and she’s about to kill Tiami.
[The ref forces Townsend to release Tiami Tyler and Townsend continues to swing the chain a few times to hit Tiami. Townsend picks Tiami off the ground and Tiami immediately rolls her up in a surprise roll up.]
ONE!
TWO!
TH..
[Tiami then releases the pin fall attempt and immediately grabs another set of baby power. She chucks it, but Townsend immediately goes for a spear and knocks down Tiami flat on her ass. Meanwhile, Vox Populi immediately pick up Pariah for a double powerbomb. Vox struggles as Pariah fights back while the buzzer immediately sounds off.]
["Shooting Star" hits the PA system and the crowd begins to boo. Soon, Troy Stone walks up to the ramp, sporting his black and silver "No One Will Have It Better Than Me" t-shirt as Troy's JOAT assistant Megan Pierce, and Troy's heavy Bruce Bowen later walk out alongside him. Troy starts talking trash to the camera and the crowd as he throws his arms up with a smirk on his face. Troy points to himself and mouths out "Who Has it Better Than Me" before beginning his walk down to the ring.]
Ring Announce: From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds; Troy Stone!
Now throw your burdens out
And throw your heart to me
I don't know what'll come
We'll have to wait and see
[Troy, Bruce and Megan walk down to the ramp as Troy walks with a cocky smirk on his face. Troy mouths off to the camera, talking himself up. He immediately sees Pariah and Vox Populi going at it and charges them. His entourage leaves and immediately Troy comes out and beats the living shit out of Vox Populi. Meanwhile in the ring, Schmied immdiately frees himself from the grasp of the steel cage and immediately starts charging at Townsend to give Tiami Tyler some rest. Schmied plows her down and continuously sends her straight into the steel cage. He grabs her and immediately belly to belly suplexes her on the broken cage part. He starts to work her back for a moment trying to submit Townsend, but Tiami immediately starts to kick her. Schmied glares at Tiami and she back out, only for Townsend to break free. Townsend immediately hits jaw breaker to send Schmied back, while then she charges Tiami. Tiami lifts Townsend up and immediately hits a flap jack on her and she lands face first on the steel steps. Tiami immediately pulls out five light tubes. And Schmied picks up Townsend and immediately plows her to the mat and takes her down with a piledriver on the light tubes.]
Ricky: Quick brutality by the team of Tiami Tyler and...SCHMIED? I don’t understand Schmied’s multiple personality issues, but it’s Schmied, who ever understands him.
Chris: No doubt! And there goes STONE! IMMEDIATELY HITS A ZIG ZAG ON DANIEL EVERETT!
[Troy Stone takes Everett and kicks him in the face with a super kick after Everett gets back up and fresh. Pariah tries to fight off Elijah Black, but Black immediately hits a curb stomp with his right foot. Black kicks the camera man down and immediately starts to level Pariah with the camera, but Troy rushes over and nails a spinning DDT. Troy stretches Black out for a moment before Pariah comes over and hits him with a few elbows. Daniel Everett comes back from backstage with a chair and hits Pariah to even the playing field, but Troy Stone rushes over and hits a snap reverse suplex onto Everett and he falls stomach first onto the stage. He holds his stomach while Pariah finals gets control of Black.]
Ricky: What are they thinking? I see that look in their eyes right now.
Chris: Oh, I don’t know, but I think it’s going to be amazing!
Ricky: OH SHIT! THEY’RE PULLING EVERETT AND BLACK OVER TOWARDS THE SOUND EQUIPMENT!!!
Chris: They’re about to do something huge!
[Pariah immediately picks up Black while Troy immediately picks up Everett. Pariah Stone powerbomb Vox Populi into the sound equipment off stage and a big explosion happens. Troy immediately smiles at Pariah and they both turn their backs towards the stage. They both hold hands to signify unity in this match and this match alone. Both men leap from the stage and immediately land a moonsault. They cover Vox Populi together after they recover and the referee that Troy Stone brought out immediately counts the pin fall.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Chris: Both members of Vox Populi go down in a blaze of glory.
Ricky: I’ve never seen a warrior like Elijah Black. He’s definitely taking a huge beating tonight. I’m definitely proud of him. Farewell friends. But it’s okay, I’m not worried, Pariah, Troy, and Townsend may have the advantage, but now Pariah and Troy are down for a moment. This definitely gives Tiami and Schmied an advantage to break down Townsend.
[Townsend tries to fight back, but Tiami Tyler and Schmied continue to throw many things at her. Tiami hits her with a barbed wired kendo stick and Schmied then starts to staple gun Townsend a bit. Tiami then goes to set up a glass pane in the middle of a chair and Schmied hits a powerbomb. Townsend literally continues to take a beating after beating from both people. But suddenly, Pariah and Troy recovered after a few minutes and rush down to the rescue of the team mate. They grab a couple of sound board covers as they rush down and immediately they start to attack Schmied. Tiami immediately goes for them and Townsend starts to recover and chucks her over the rope. Townsend rushes towards Tiami and nails a suicide dive to her and they both collide with the steel cage while Pariah and Troy destroy Schmied.]
Chris: They’re setting down the sound board covers…
Ricky: They’re grabbing the cattle prod and setting it on there…
Chris: And now we have a kenzian….Troy’s rushing for the button.
Ricky: NOO! NOO!!
***ZZZZZTTTZZZ***
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ricky: No! They’ve electorcuted Schmied and….
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
BUZZ!!!!!
Ricky: IT CAN ONLY BE OUR HERO!
Chris: True cowardace, he waits until the end to show up.
["Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system as the crowd starts busting out in cheers. A black limo pulls out close to the ramp on the left side of the arena. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car. Hollywood looks around each sides of the arena before making his way to the ramp. Walking down the ramp he extends his hands out giving out handshakes to the crowd.
Hollywood then gets to the ring and walks around the ring once looking about the crowd before walking up the ring steps. He gets in the ring and pumps up the crowd with his hands. Hollywood then walks and stretches by pulling the ropes. He then walks to a turnbuckle and leans up against it and waits for his opponent. Hollywood comes into the ring and pulls out the executive branch. He immediately comes in and starts to attack Troy Stone and John Pariah with it after setting it on fire. Hollywood goes for the already blazed back of Pariah and brings him down.]
Ricky: Talk about BURNING the Establishment...the EXECUTIVE BRANCH is a blaze tonight.
Chris: Yeah, but watch Stone...he’s about to…
*WHAM!*
Ricky: What was that? See Hollywood is the true longest reigning PWX Champion.
[Hollywood immediately starts to attack both Stone and Pariah with the Executive branch. He focuses more solely on Pariah and takes Stone and sends him into the turnbuckle. Hollywood then takes Pariah and immediately sends Pariah that direction. Brian Hollywood then grabs the barbed wired steel chair and immediately kicks it into both men. They both lay down on one another for a moment. As Hollywood pays tribute to Zion setting up for a Rapture Leg Drop, Townsend sends him flying and he immediately lands on his head. Townsend goes air born.]
Chris: She’s flying...and she’s connected! OUCH! Straight into the steel chair like a champion. She took out the former PWX Champion.
Ricky: True, but the odds are now evened at three apiece.
[Tyler rushes into the ring and she and Townsend go back and forth. Tiami lands a flying shoulder block and takes down Townsend. Townsend then comes right back at her with a round house kick. Townsend picks up another C4 and some light tubes and sets them into the corner. Tiami Tyler immediately then charges for Townsend, but Townsend then leaps up and hits a huricanarana straight into the light tubes and they exploded causing massive damage to Tiami Tyler.]
Chris: Tyler went for a ride there. Townsend’s got quite the…
*BAM!!!!*
Ricky: Advantage? Mr. Executive now put on some cleats and nailed Townsend in the face. Talk about painful!
[After nailing the Executive Promise out of nowhere, Brian Hollywood immediately starts to cover Townsend.]
ONE!
TWO!
*BAM!*
[Pariah comes to break it up. Pariah then lays into Brian and flips him up and locks him into the Modern Echo. Brian start to scream, but Schmied crashes the party and hits Pariah upside the head with a concrete block. Schmied picks Pariah up and attempts to nail a Blitzkreig Hammer on him, but Troy Stone comes from behind and hits a backstabber with a steel chair and Schmied gets wrapped up in the ropes. Troy Stone immediately starts wailing on Schmied with a Bamboo stick attached to the water jug.]
Ricky: Troy’s trying to take down the beast. And it’s working. With Schmied trapped again, Troy’s getting the fairest shot to bring him down.
Chris: Yes, and now look, here’s BOOM! Tiami Tyler immediately takes control. Everyone’s booing her and nothing is going wrong. Tiami immediately grabs the PWX Championship and straps C4 to it...she’s going to damage the belt...NO! DO NOT RUIN ANOTHER BELT!!!!
[Suddenly, a person in a hoodie slides into the ring right behind the World Champion. He kicks Tiami in the gut and places her in a Canadian Backbreaker position, just before flipping her into a knee strike to the face.]
Chris Claudill: "Wait a minute..."
Crowd: "Stryke! Them! Down! Stryke! Them! Down!"
[The person takes the hood off and really reveals himself as Adam Stryker to cheers from the crowd. Adam grabs a microphone.]
Adam Stryker: "As I said... when Adam Stryker returns, it's gonna be on his fucking conditions. And that is just what happened tonight."
[Stryker kneels next to the knocked out Tiami.]
Adam Stryker: "There have been countless changes to PWX in the past few months. But as the shit flows by, the gold stays on, which means only one thing. I am still here, still without a PWX contract, and I have one goal and one goal only."
[He raises the PWX Championship and raises it up high. He removes the C4 explosives and tosses them aside. Stryker smiles as he lifts the belt into the air and the crowd goes nuts.]
Adam Stryker: "And that's winning this fucking belt. So Tiami, from this day on, at any time, any place... there will be The Stryke waiting for you. And I don't give a fuck if I'll have to make your life a living burning hell... this title will come to me. On my... conditions."
[He drops the belt next to Tiami and gets closer to her.]
Adam Stryker: "See you when I see you."
[Stryker kisses Tiami on the forehead and rushes out of the arena quickly the cops immediately chase him out.]
Ricky: No! Stryker cannot return! He’s been fired by Darin Zion at the Initiative.
Chris: And here comes Johnny P! He’s unbelievably ready to take Tiami out of this match for good. He sees her lifeless body, now what is he going to do with her.
[Pariah immediately grabs a couple of chairs and sets them up and places a sheet of glass, light tubes, and thumbtacks over it. He grabs a set of steel stairs and immediately hoists Tiami Tyler upon his shoulders. He signals for a blast from the past. The crowd immediately notices and gets to their feet. They start chanting like mad madmen.]
Crowd: REAL TIME INITERIA! REAL TIME INITERIA!
Chris: We’re blowing back almost 10 years to when Pariah used this as his special. He’s never done any damage like this. But he wants to end this completely. We aren’t going to keep her going. THIS IS HIS CHANCE!!!! Pariah’s going to make his statement that he’s tried to do since he’s restarted PWX from the beginning: he IS PWX CHAMPION!
Ricky: No way in hell that Pariah will end this by killing the champion.
Chris: You do not know how badly he wants to do this.
[Pariah takes a look around as he climbs the turnbuckle near his launch point. He starts screaming out primally. He immediately leaps off the turnbuckle and hits the REAL TIME INITERIA! CRASH! Tiami Tyler lands on her head and Pariah immediately crawls as fast as he can over towards Tiami Tyler. He hooks her leg and the referees count resounds as the crowd goes completely silent and counts along with Pariah.]
CROWD: ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!
Chris: THE PWX CHAMPION IS ELMINATED!
Ricky: NO! Pariah pinned the champion! That could put him in line for a title shot! NOT THIS WAY! NO! WE CANNOT SEE HIM DO THIS!
Chris: YES! AND LOOK AT PARIAH’S FACE! HE’S COMPLETELY IN SHOCK!
Crowd: PARIAH! PARIAH! PARIAH! PARIAH!
[Pariah has tears running down his face completely shocked he pinned the champion. He immediately celebrates with the crowd and hypes them up while he looks at the carnage in the ring. Pariah smiles with complete hope that he could very well defeat the Establishment. Vox Populi just went out, now Tiami Tyler and the odds are completely evened out. It’s now Pariah, Troy, Siobhan, Brian, and Schmied. Pariah immediately yells out and celebrates.]
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
RICKY: From OUT OF NOWHERE! BRIAN HOLLYWOOD WITH THE EXECUTIVE PROMISE!
Crowd: NOOOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOOO!
Chris: Brian’s got the leg…
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEEE!!!
[The crowd immediately boos as Brian Hollywood eliminates John Pariah from the match. The crowd goes into a completely dead pan and looks of shock can be seen from around the area. Hollywood starts muttering towards the knocked out John Pariah “na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye.” The crowd immediately starts booing Hollywood who starts giving the crowd the middle finger. He shakes his head and you can see all the hope drain out of the arena.]
Chris: PWX’s….PWX’s last hope….just…
Ricky: HE’S OUT OF THERE! Look at Mr. Executive absorb this hatred. He’s become the most hated man in sports entertainment after that shot. Now it’s down to Troy Stone, Siobhan Townsend, Schmied, and Brian Hollywood. And it doesn’t look good. Look here comes Schmied.
[Schmied immediately pushes Brian Hollywood out of the way and starts to go after Townsend. Schmied immediately locks a bear hug on Townsend, but Townsend immediately fights back. She tries to go for a cross body, but Schmied hits a fall away slam on Siobhan into the steel steps on the outside. Townsend grabs her body and immediately holds it, grabbing her ribs. Schmied then climbs from the outside and pulls out a gigantic man hole cover. Schmied smashes it against Townsend’s body only to to try to keep her down. Schmied then picks Townsend up and lands a pumphandle slam on the manhole cover. He laughs as the crowd boos.]
Chris: Schmied’s demolishing Townsend like she’s a doll. The Establishment has gained control so bad with it. But wait…no…no…no!
Ricky: SPINEBUSTER! STRAIGHT TO THE MAN HOLE COVER! This match is turning into an all out demolition derby. Body’s lying everywhere. This definitely has been a true Civil War.
[As Schmied continues to attack Townsend, Brian immediately lays his focus on to Troy Stone. Brian locks a sleeper around Troy Stone’s neck as he’s getting up. Troy Stone starts to go down for a moment, but immediately stops it and stuns Brian for a moment with a jawbreaker and sends Brian into the turnbuckle. Troy immediately straps a piece of C4 against his chest and starts to charge. He lands a stinger splash and immediately flies back and Brian starts flopping around.]
Crowd: MURDER HOLLYWOOD! MURDER HOLLYWOOD!
Chris: TROY STONE’S TURNING INTO A MARTYR!
[Troy immediately gets back up and hits a fameasser back onto Hollywood’s head. Troy then rushes towards the ropes and hits a moonsault straight onto Hollywood’s back. Troy then grabs a handful of kenzians from under the ring and a EXECUTIVE BRANCH that Hollywood brought in earlier to the match.]
Ricky: DON’T DO IT STONE! DON’T!
Troy Stone (yelling): AHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Troy immediately plows the Executive Branch into the Kenzian’s on Brian’s back and he starts to scream. Troy hits them with as much force as possible. Finally Troy nails them all in and then Troy stomps on Brian’s hand for a moment. Brian’s mouth opens and Troy Stone locks the Crippler Crossface with the Executive Branch into Hollywood’s mouth. Troy runs the Executive Branch up and down the roof of Hollywood’s mouth, scratching it viciously. Brian tries to reach for the ropes, but he struggles to get there to leverage himself out, but Troy immediately pulls him back into the middle of the ring.]
Chris: Troy’s getting his revenge against Hollywood right now. He’s tearing him apart limb from limb. Piece by piece.
Ricky: We get the repeating phrases, Hollywood’s in trouble. And make it double.
Chris: Team Rocket sucks, but I digress, you’re obviously bored Hollywood’s not leading the charge in.
Ricky: You’re damn right. Hollywood’s the true hero of PWX. Sure Darin Zion’s helped him regain control of PWX, but why don’t you just show Hollywood the respect he deserves.
Chris: Because Troy Stone’s kicking his ass.
[As Troy Stone immediately gets into the middle of the ring, Schmied immediately grabs him and flings him off Hollywood. Schmied kicks Hollywood out of the ring, to keep him out of his business and Troy Stone and Schmied immediately lock eyes.]
Ricky: It’s on now; you can see the death in both men’s eyes.
[Troy charges towards Schmied with no second thoughts. He immediately leaps onto Schmied’s head hoping to take him down, but Schmied immediately flips him over his head and into the legos left in the ring. Troy screams as Schmied rushes towards the floor and picks up his hammer prop. He then levels Troy Stone in the stomach for a few moments, keeping Stone down. Townsend immediately charges into the ring and hits Schmied with a chair laced with C4. The explosion sends Townsend back, but Schmied barely moves forward. He turns his attention to Siobhan and grabs her by the legs. He immediately takes her and starts swinging her around, using her as a battering ram. Troy gets back up and Schmied shoots Townsend straight into Troy’s stomach. Both go flying for a moment. Schmied just turns and laughs.]
Chris: The monster definitely has this match in his control. And Hollywood’s taking a break now. Schmied’s got both of them for a while. He’s definitely selling his injury too much.
Ricky: Have you wrestled a Civil War? Do you know how that Executive Branch feels? Then shut it. Hollywood’s doing what any normal business man does…
Chris: By letting Schmied do the work? I do see that.
[Troy then comes running at Schmied with the Executive Branch and hits him directly in the stomach. Schmied holds it for a moment. He then scowls. Schmied punches Troy Stone in the face and sends him back. Townsend then comes from under Schmied and sweeps his legs from under him. Townsend grabs a table and sets it in the corner and sets it on fire. Townsend tries to grab Schmied and send him into it, but cannot do it. Schmied on the other hand immediately tosses her into the table. He immediately charges her and gores her to kingdom come and goes face first into the fire. Schmied shakes it off and smiles for a moment. Schmied then sees a ladder on the outside of the ring. He covers it in barbed wire, but Townsend starts to strike him for a moment. Schmied takes her and sends her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He then reaches down and sends her into the ring. He picks her up and motions for a top rope powerbomb.]
Ricky: Here comes the pain! And literally! He’s going to destroy Townsend right here with this move.
Chris: We cannot have her take that kind of a beating. She’s taking a lot of good hits right now.
Ricky: He shoot!
*CRASH*
Chris: And scores….
Ricky: GO SCHMIED! GO SCHMIED!
[Schmied grabs his ass in complete pain. Troy then sees Schmied and launches towards him with a suicide dive from on the outside. Schmied grabs Troy Stone and sends him into the ring. Hollywood starts to slowly recover on the outside. Hollywood grabs a steel chair and immediately he strikes Stone with the barbed wired steel chair. Schmied gets in the ring and stomps on Troy Stone along with Hollywood, but Hollywood immediately signals over towards Schmied and smiles. Hollywood grabs the Steel Chair with barbed wire and tells Schmied to hold it in front of Troy Stone’s face. Troy Stone looks completely dazed right now.]
Chris: He’s going to crush the skull of Troy Stone. I really hope he doesn’t end his career with this kick. He’s putting on the cleats to do more damages to Troy Stone.
Ricky: Yeah, because Troy Stone hasn’t ended any careers himself….remember that one jobber.
Chris: No, but I’m sure if you could find it, you’d tell me.
[Hollywood starts to tune up the band for a moment with Schmied holding a dazed Troy in his hands. Schmied signals to Hollywood to go for it and stop show boating to piss off the crowd. Schmied locks the chair straight into position. Hollywood smiles and yells out “FUCK YOU STONE.” He starts to go for the Executive Promise.]
Ricky” He’s about to sign your paychecks right now. Why don’t you just shut up now Chris? He’s going to….
*BOOOM!!!!!*
[Troy Stone slides from Schmied’s grasps and Hollywood clocks Schmied right in the face with the steel chair and the cleats to the face. Schmied goes down and Troy immediately inverts him into a pin while grabbing the tights. Hollywood immediately rushes over towards Troy Stone, but Townsend immediately charges towards Brian and sends Brian over the turnbuckle. She then grabs him and forces him to watch Troy Stone make the pin.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Chris: SCHMIED’S BEEN ELMINATED! NOW WE ARE DOWN TO BRIAN HOLLYWOOD OF THE ESTABLISHMENT! COME ON TOWNSEND AND TROY!
[Brian Hollywood’s eyes widen up as he realizes what’s about to happen. Troy immediately pounces down and looks at Hollywood. Townsend’s smile gets huge.]
Troy Stone: PAY BACK IS A BITCH!
Ricky: Do not talk to Brian Hollywood that way...he’s a nice man.
Chris: You mean lady...if you’re quoting the Hangover…
Ricky: I’m not! I’m saying he doesn’t deserve this.
Chris: Really? You’re going there. Do you know how many people he’s screwed. Troy Stone and Siobhan are about to rip Brian Hollywood a new asshole. Hell, they might even shove some Christmas lights up his ass…
Ricky: Speaking of Christmas lights….
[Troy Stone immediately grabs a set of Christmas lights and wraps them on Brian’s neck. Townsend then directs Brian over towards the steel steps. Troy charges and Townsend immediately hits a russian leg sweep and Brian immediately goes down head first on the steel steps. Troy immediately grabs a staple gun and starts to staple Brian’s body He finally staples right near Brian’s ball sack and he jumps. Troy laughs and Brian immediately clocks him. Townsend tries to stop Brian, but Brian immediately takes her and drives her head first into the steel cage.]
Chris: This battle’s about to get real and fast. Troy Stone has no love lost for Hollywood after the Hollywood took everything away from Troy Stone. Heck, Troy Stone deserved another title shot and Brian kept him away.
Ricky: Yes, but Troy hasn’t beaten a champion ike Mr. Hollywood.
[Brian and Troy immediately lock up. Troy takes the upper hand with some knee shots to Brian’s stomach. Troy tries to keep Brian down, but Brian immediately hits him with a surprise shining wizard. Brian grabs the C4 from Tiami Tyler’s PWX Championship belt from earlier and he straps it towards the corner. Brian picks Troy Stone up and power bombs him into it. Townsend rebounds to keep working on Brian Hollywood. She immediately lands a two handed bulldog onto him. She then attempts to go a for springboard elbow, but Brian Hollywood hits a backstabber. Townsend rushes towards Hollywood and he tries to send her over, but Siobhan immediately rebounds, grabs the ropes and kicks Brian.]
Chris: Townsend and Troy Stone are definitely taking this to our owner.
Ricky: They won’t win...they just cannot win. Brian Hollywood’s a former PWX Champion. He won’t allow this to happen at all. Just watch this.
[As Troy tries to grab Brian, Brian reverses, grabs Troy Stone’s head and slams it into Siobhan, who goes flying off the turnbuckle. Brian goes for a flying crossbody on Stone and gets the advantage for a moment. Brian once again pulls from Darin Zion’s move book and immediately locks in a cattle mutliation on Brian. However, Siobhan immediately comes in and lights a pool stick on fire. She nails Brian in the stomach. Troy and Townsend send Hollywood into the ropes, but as he comes back, he nails a lionsault and takes them both down.]
Chris: I cannot believe Hollywood’s fending them off two on one style.
Ricky: VINTAGE HOLLYWOOD! I am telling you, the odds are in our favor. This is the king of comebacks.
[Troy Stone shakes off the boot to the face and he grabs another weedwhacker from under the ring. He turns it on and starts hammering at Brian’s body with it. Brian screams for a moment, then Troy clobbers him with it. Townsend lands the Death From Above onto the barbed wire chair, but Hollywood sticks his feet up in the air and she get hit in the face. Troy Stone then tries to come at Hollywood, but Hollywood sends him to the outside where another glass pane lay stranded. Townsend immediately comes rushing towards Brian, but he immediately nails an Executive Promise and she goes flying on the outside.]
Ricky: Impressive footing from Hollywood…
Chris: Just shut up, no way he’s getting past playing constant offensive defensive.
Ricky: You sure you’re not the one contradicting yourself.
[Brian rushes to grab the man hole cover that Schmied used originally in the match. He grabs it, springboards off the ropes straight into Troy Stone and smashes him in the face with a suicide dive. Townsend then immediately rushes towards Brian and hits a springboards shining wizard straight into the steel steps. She tries to level Brian, but she immediately goes crashing into the steel steps. Brian immediately climbs the cage and see’s Townsend’s head lying on the steps. Brian immediately leaps from the cage and nails her head on the steps with his elbow. He grabs his elbow for a moment. He stays lying on the steel steps, only to have Troy Stone come sailing off the apron and nailing a senton splash onto Hollywood’s head with a bag full of thumbtacks immediately bursting all over the place.]
Chris: Troy Stone’s going to put Hollywood down! He’s totally going to end it right here. He’s picking him up to try to hit the Tombstone.
Ricky: No way! NO WAY! Do something Brian!
Chris: He’s……
WHAM!!!
Ricky: Brian Hollywood’s inverted it into the Candian Destroyer! HOLY BALLSACK that was awesome!
[Troy lays there completely unconscious. Brian immediately turns his attention solely towards Townsend. Brian tries to send her into the cage wall, but Townsend sends Brian over towards the part of the cage that still lays completely fallen over. She tries to hit a whisper in the wind on him, but Brian moves out of the way. Brian tries to hit a suplex on her, but she reverses and tries to keep Brian on the ground. She sweeps his legs from out from underneath him. She then picks up a hockey stick and tries to land a Stroke on him. Brian reverses it into a Russian Leg Sweep. Brian then grabs the hockey stick and immediately goes to town on her.]
Chris: He’s starting with the hockey stick, and now...holy ball sack he’s throwing her into the ring. Now what….
Ricky: He’s got the weed whacker and OUCH! He’s going for the belly. Dommy won’t be happy.
[Brian Hollywood gains complete advantage of the match. Brian Hollywood grabs Siobhan and immediately sets her on top of the table. Brian then sets a cement block into the ring. He immediately sets a piece of glass underneath it and finally he sets the table on fire. He sets some C4 and thumbtacks underneath as well. He immediately looks onto Siobhan and taunts for the 450 Splash! Brian immediately smiles as he’s about to end Townsend with this huge spot from the top rope.]
Ricky: This will be awesome!
Chris: Come on Townsend, don’t make this an even match! This is PWX’s match.
Ricky: Wait a minute...what the blue hell, I thought he was supposed to leave this match immediately.
Chris: Um...I think he’s pissed he got pinned again….It’s SCHMIED!
Crowd: SCHMIED! SCHMIED! SCHMIED! SCHMIED!
[Schmied immediately hits Brian upside the head and knocks him out. Townsend after a while moves out of the way and looks up in complete horror as Troy Stone’s about to come to as well. They both watch and see Schmied immediately climbing the top rope and setting up Brian Hollywood for the Blitzkreig Hammer.]
Schmied: NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE MASTER’S PLANS!
Ricky: Don’t you fucking dare you bastard!
Chris: Oh he’s about to….and!!!
***BOOM! CRASH!! THUD!!!!*
Crowd: THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED! THANK YOU SCHMIED!
Chris: BRIAN’S WENT THROUGH THE TABLE, THE BLOCK, AND THE RING! AND HUGE C4 EXPLOSION FROM THE HEAT!
Ricky: Schmied just tried to end his career! I cannot believe….but wait...NO!
Chris: Troy Stone knows Brian Hollywood all too well. He’s a stubborn son of a bitch. He’s motioning to Siobhan to lift Brian out of the crater in the ring.
Ricky: He’s going to END HOLLYWOOD, his neck just got driven straight to that mat.
[Troy Stone immediately grabs another table, sets a glass pane, up with light tubes. Troy then grabs a ladder and climbs it. Siobhan takes Brian Hollywood’s lifeless body, which looks bad, and hands it to Troy. Troy then sets Brian up and…]
Chris: ABSOLUTE DIVINITY THROUGH ALL THAT! RIGHT ON HIS NECK!
Ricky: Damnit, call that the exclamation point!
Chris: Troy’s out from that one as he didn’t land it quite well, he was trying to rush it just in case. Townsend’s got a Death From Above and she’s covering him.
ONE!
Ricky: NO!!!!
TWO!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO!!!!
THREE!
[The crowd immediately erupts as Skillet’s “RISE” immediately blares on the PA System and Troy Stone and Siobhan Townsend hug for a brief moment and celebrate. They both raise their arms up and Pariah immediately comes out and celebrates with them.]
Alexis Lace: Here are your winners: TROY STONE and SIOBHAN TOWNSEND...TEAM PWX!
Chris: Team PWX pulls full ownership from the Establishment.
Ricky: They’re NOT DONE! This isn’t over by a long shot!
Chris: Oh it is, and I’m expecting some firings to be announced possibly at School of Hard Knox 2 this week from Crown Point, ID. We want to thank you all for tuning and we will see you all next week.
WINNERS: TEAM PARIAH
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