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Post by Darin Zion on Apr 4, 2014 16:06:36 GMT -5
Darin Zion sees Cash Money and kicks him in the face and pins him!
Darin Zion Retains!!!!
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Post by wrath on Apr 4, 2014 18:57:45 GMT -5
Ojead runs up behind Zion and picks him up in an electric chair position. Ojeda sits out and hits Zion with the Soul Eraser on the concrete. Ojeda goes for the pin and the ref makes the count!
Winner and NEW PWX HARDCORE CHAMPION!: WRATH!
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Prince
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Through Blood and Through Dirt and Bone
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Post by Prince on Apr 4, 2014 19:39:58 GMT -5
Prince sits back in an undisclosed location with a cold beer, watching this madness unfold.
"Interesting..."
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Post by Darin Zion on Apr 5, 2014 20:10:33 GMT -5
Darin Zion pisses in Ojeda's mouth and then takes a lead pipe and breaks his jaw. He then locks in the Crippler Crossface. He taps out.
Winner and SIX TIME Hardcore Champion: Darin Zion
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Prince
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Post by Prince on Apr 5, 2014 23:24:23 GMT -5
Matthew Prince appears out of nowhere and delivers a Shining Wizard to Zion's face. Draping Ojeda back over Zion, Prince scoots off into distance.
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Post by wrath on Apr 6, 2014 0:16:05 GMT -5
Ojeda gets up from Zion before he can pin him and picks up Prince, chasing him down and hitting him with a quick release german suplex that lands him ontop of Zion for the pin. The ref makes the count
NEW HARDCORE CHAMP: MATTHEW PRINCE
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 23:54:24 GMT -5
The Date: April 30th, 2014The Time: Moments after the Hybrid Title Match.Prince walked the corridor, head still throbbing from the hellacious TLC battle he'd been through. He makes a left -- *GLASS SHATTERS*-- glass SHATTERED, as some fat, bald guy SMASHED a window pane over Prince's head. A random dude in a red shirt and baseball cap walked by and for some unfathomable reason the fat, bald sumbitch clasped his palm over the poor yokel's mouth. As seen here -- He then got up in his face and spoke unto him, words that would forever alter the man's life. Insert picture -- "Muh name's ol' Austin Stevens, and BAH GAWD I'mma former World Sports Entertainment CHAMPEEN!! An' Drunk Ass 24/7 sez, y'all put this here referee's shirt on and count muh gat dam pin, ya melee mouthed, sorry sumbitch!!"Wise words, spoken like a true sage. The man tried to respond, but his mouth was covered. By the fat, bald dude's hand. As previously mentioned. 'Drunk Ass' Austin Stevens: WHO? Random Guy: MPHLLHLH!! 'Drunk Ass' Austin Stevens: WHERE? Random Guy: MRRGLPHH!! 'Drunk Ass' Austin Stevens: WHEN? Random Guy: GLPHRRAH!! Lil Jon: WHAAAAAT?!
Charlie Brown: AUUUGHHH!!
Kenan Thompson: WHYYYYY?! Random Guy: GAHHHHHH!! 'Drunk Ass' Austin Stevens: ...oh. Guess it'd help tah remove muh damn hand from yer melee mouth, wouldn't it? *he does so* Alrighty, what was ya sayin'? Random Guy: OKAY!!...damn, was about tah suffocate, ya jackass... 'Drunk Ass' hands over a ref's shirt, before going for the cover on the unconcious Matthew Prince. The Lone Stranger falls into position, before making the count!!
Uno!!
Dos!!
Tres!!Apparently he's part Mexican. Or he doubles as a luchador, who the hell knows. Austin Stevens grabs the title, slingin' it over his head high in the air, and he shouts out in a alcohol-fueled yell of triumph -- "I just opened up a can ah whoop-booty on this sorry sumbitch, I AM the gall darned Pee-Dubbya-Exx Hardcore BAH GAWD Champeen, and THAT'S the Bottom of the Ninth, Cuz Momma Say, it BEEZ DAT WAY, sometiiiiiimez!!"Drunk Ass then turns to the 'referee', and hits the DRUNK ASS DROP, DRUNK ASS DROP, BAH GAWD DRUNK ASS DROP [yes, that's the actual name, and it MUST be screamed in all caps every single time]!! The poor schmuck is dropped so hard that he SOARS into the sky at a completely unrealistic and phyiscally improbable height. 'Drunk Ass' then cracks a cold one against the belt and begins to 'drink' the whole thing down, clearly pouring it all over himself and not actually drinking a single bit of it, before CRACKING the can against his skull. WOW...ripping off not one, but TWO wrestlers. Guy's multi-talented... He then walks off with the belt. ......well, that was anti-climactic.
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