Post by PWXonline on Feb 13, 2014 7:04:38 GMT -5
PWX PRESENTS: ADRENALINE 68: THE CALM BEFORE THE TAKEOVER
US BANK ARENA
CINCINNATI, OHIO
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12th, 2014
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[The camera comes on in the backstage area showing Wrath and Nikki Blade standing in the back stage area. Blade is throwing punches at Wrath’s hands, that he’s catching and encouraging her to get throwing. After a moment, he stops her because he knows the cameras are on the both of them. He casts a frustrated look at them.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: We’ve got company.
Nikki Blade: Really? When I’m trying to warm up for the biggest match of my life?
John “Wrath” Ojeda: You know the drill by now. They’re the ever present thorn in the side when it comes to hard work.
Nikki Blade: I don’t want to deal with this right now. I said what I needed to say.
John “Wrath” Ojeda: So go on, get to the dressing room.
Nikki Blade: But, them…
[Nikki points at the cameras and shakes her head. Wrath smiles at her and laughs.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: I’ll occupy them. Go.
Nikki Blade: Good. Darin Zion needs to catch a beat down.
[Nikki walks by and John smacks her ass on the way by. She laughs at it and continues off down the hall way, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she does. The camera turns its attention to John, who is approaching it with a sadistic look in his eyes.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: While she’s going to smack around Darin tonight and solidify herself as a threat in this company… I’m going to be lurking around here. Last week… what is the word that I should use to describe my actions? Shocking. That’s the right word. So how are the family jewels Troy? You all full of energy? When you get in the shower, do they spark because they’re still full of electricity? Did they turn black from being burnt? Yeah… your charred nuts must feel really lovely right now. Troy… you brought all this shit on yourself. I didn’t start this fight. You did. But that’s the difference between you and me Troy… you start fights. I finish them. You came and attacked like a coward after I’d already been through the ringer with Hollywood. You thought that your grand scheme was going to help you with this one, but each and every step of the way… you’ve failed to affect me. You’ve failed to be effective at gaining any sort of traction against me. And that makes my job tonight that much more fun Troy. I came here tonight just for you Troy.
[Wrath reaches into his pocket and pulls out the tazer from the week before. He presses the trigger and it arcs in the direction of the camera. Wrath laughs and looks at them.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: But this isn’t what I need to use tonight Troy. Tonight Troy… just like always, my right hand is the nicest thing I have in my arsenal. So what you need to be ready for is what I’ve already warned you about. You fell for it once, shame on me for pulling some dumb shit like that. But I promise you Troy… you should worry about that uppercut. You should worry about what’s about to happen to you Troy. Do you know where this is going for the two of us. It’s Last Man Standing at Hostile Takeover IV. And we’re the main event after a fucking Cage of Death… so I’m going to have to turn the level of insanity up quite a bit so Darin and Adam don’t upstage me on my night. So you’re going to get the ever living shit kicked out of you next week. Tonight… you can just sit and wonder if I’m going to do something to you or not.
[Wrath starts to walk away, but stops.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: And Troy…
[Wrath arcs the tazer again]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: If you want my catchphrase before this little thing here is done. Nope. Why? Cuz when you shock a mu-fucker this bad… you don’t need one.
[Wrath laughs and walks off and the camera fades out to the announcers.]
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Chris: Welcome everyone to PWX Adrenaline! I'm Chris Caudill and as always I'm joined by my ever so bluntly put partner, Ricky Cravate!
Ricky: I still can't believe that bastard TAZED the shit out of PWX Champion, Troy Stone's balls last week!
Chris: Man, a remark like that and I feel like this show has been going on for awhile now!
Ricky: I can't see how Ojeda thinks he can simply get away with shit like that!
Chris: ....It's John Fucking Ojeda! He's been getting away with that shit since he first arrived in PWX!
Ricky: Well still! The fuck!?
Chris: Well, while Ricky tries to recover at the very beginning of our broadcast already, let's just send it to the ring where Darin Zion and Nikki Blade is going to kick off PWX in ring action tonight!
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SINGLES MATCH
DARIN ZION vs NIKKI BLADE
The bell rings and Zion and Blade tie up in the center of the ring. Zion tosses Blade away with ease and sends her back into her corner. Blade gets up and starts to approach Zion again. Zion goes to tie up and Blade lays into him with a stiff leg kick. Zion takes a step back, shakes it off and shoots in on Blade. Blade sprawls back to counter and rolls out of it. She goes after Zion’s knee for a knee bar, but Zion kicks her away. Zion gets up only to be kicked in the chest by Blade. Blade goes for another kick and Zion ducks it. Zion gets up just in time to catch a kick to the back of his leg. Zion shakes it off and lays into Blade with a back chop that staggers her across the ring. Zion pushes her into the ropes and then whips her across the ring. Blade rebounds off the ropes and jumps up, catching Zion with a spinning head scissors. Zion hits the mat and gets up quickly, using the turnbuckle. Blade runs in and jumps up for a hurricanrana, but Zion launches her over his head. She lands feet first on the top turnbuckle to a big clap. The clap is cut short by Zion chopping her leg out from under her. She topples to the mat and Zion plays to the crowd and points at his head as the crowd boos at him.
Chris: Nikki Blade is going after Zion like her life depends on Ricky!
Ricky: Well, it kind of does Chris. This is the biggest match of her young career.
Chris: She’s working like a cat in there! She’s got really skilled feet Ricky.
Ricky: And Zion’s got the craftiness of a veteran in there Chris. That was a nasty tumble.
Zion picks up Blade and whips her into the corner. Zion charges in and nails her with a body splash. Nikki rolls out of the corner and lays flat. Zion hops out of the ring and then right over the top rope with a slingshot legdrop onto Blade. Blade tries to roll away from Zion after he moves, but Zion catches her and puts her in a rear chinlock. Blade struggles and starts to work her way back to her feet. She tosses a couple of elbows at Zion’s gut, but on her third elbow, Zion jumps up and hooks Blade in a crucifix. Zion pulls Blade backwards and over and gets her into a pinning attempt.
ONE
TWO
Blade kicks out!
Chris: Zion is taking over now, Ricky. It was only a matter of time. Nikki Blade is fighting valiantly, but Zion is a former World Champion and a sure fire Hall of Famer.
Ricky: Well, you finally got something right Chris! Zion is awesome.
Chris: No, Zion is a dipshit and he flings poo. I might not like him, but I can’t ignore facts Ricky. I’m not you.
Ricky: And you never will be, because I’m more awesome than Zion and Chuck Norris put together!
Blade gets up and ducks an incoming Zion clothesline. Zion turns around and catches a leg kick that knocks him down to a knee. Blade winds back and nails Zion with a vicious roundhouse kick to the back of the head that leaves Zion face down on the mat. Blade takes off and runs across the ring, and hits Zion with a running double stomp from the mat. She runs across and nails Zion with another one. Blade takes off and Zion starts to sit up. Zion gets driven back down to the mat when Blade nails him with a running shining wizard. Blade dives on top of Zion for a cover.
ONE
TWO
Zion kicks out
Chris: Zion comes in quick after that, but misses! Blade has him! What a kick to the head! Zion is out!
Ricky: NO! He can’t be knocked out by a girl! He’s one of the bosses!
Chris: She’s got him! It’s over! ONE! TWO!
Ricky: NO! The boss man lives! He lives!
Blade gets up and picks up Zion. She lays in with a couple of European uppercuts that push Zion into the corner. Blade whips Zion back into the opposite corner. Blade charges across the ring, hits a cartwheel, a handspring and then goes for back elbow. Zion catches her in a half nelson and launches Blade into the turnbuckles. Blade goes down in a heap in the corner and Zion claps his hands as if he hadn’t done much of anything at all. The crowd boos and Zion circles around the ring around Nikki. Nikki gets up and Zion scoops her up for a death valley driver. Blade kicks off his shoulders and lands on the apron. Zion swings for a clothesline, but Blade ducks it and slugs Zion in the face. Zion staggers back, and Blade springboards over the top rope. She goes for a hurricanrana but Zion drops into a sit out powerbomb and goes right into the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Blade kicks out!
Chris: Blade is mounting a comeback! And Zion just shut it down!
Ricky: Chris, Zion looks like he’s wrapping this thing up!
Chris: Blade escaped! Zion is getting him some of it now!
Ricky: And he cuts it short! BUT SHE KICKED!? HOW DID SHE KICK!?
Zion gets up and starts to circle Blade, but stops as he sees Adam Stryker coming down the ramp. Stryker is smiling and running his mouth at Zion. Zion stops what he is doing with Blade and turns his attention to Stryker. Zion starts to scream that Stryker isn’t allowed to touch him and starts to mimic that he’s writing up a pink slip. Stryker keeps talking and Nikki Blade gets up. She looks angry as she stomps on the mat and lines Zion up. Zion turns around and gets absolutely demolished by a super kick that lays him flat in the center of the ring. Blade hops to the top rope, and then dives off with a shooting star double knee drop that drives her knees right into Zion’s chest and head, dangerously. Blade covers Zion and Stryker laughs on the outside.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
WINNER: NIKKI BLADE
DARIN ZION vs NIKKI BLADE
The bell rings and Zion and Blade tie up in the center of the ring. Zion tosses Blade away with ease and sends her back into her corner. Blade gets up and starts to approach Zion again. Zion goes to tie up and Blade lays into him with a stiff leg kick. Zion takes a step back, shakes it off and shoots in on Blade. Blade sprawls back to counter and rolls out of it. She goes after Zion’s knee for a knee bar, but Zion kicks her away. Zion gets up only to be kicked in the chest by Blade. Blade goes for another kick and Zion ducks it. Zion gets up just in time to catch a kick to the back of his leg. Zion shakes it off and lays into Blade with a back chop that staggers her across the ring. Zion pushes her into the ropes and then whips her across the ring. Blade rebounds off the ropes and jumps up, catching Zion with a spinning head scissors. Zion hits the mat and gets up quickly, using the turnbuckle. Blade runs in and jumps up for a hurricanrana, but Zion launches her over his head. She lands feet first on the top turnbuckle to a big clap. The clap is cut short by Zion chopping her leg out from under her. She topples to the mat and Zion plays to the crowd and points at his head as the crowd boos at him.
Chris: Nikki Blade is going after Zion like her life depends on Ricky!
Ricky: Well, it kind of does Chris. This is the biggest match of her young career.
Chris: She’s working like a cat in there! She’s got really skilled feet Ricky.
Ricky: And Zion’s got the craftiness of a veteran in there Chris. That was a nasty tumble.
Zion picks up Blade and whips her into the corner. Zion charges in and nails her with a body splash. Nikki rolls out of the corner and lays flat. Zion hops out of the ring and then right over the top rope with a slingshot legdrop onto Blade. Blade tries to roll away from Zion after he moves, but Zion catches her and puts her in a rear chinlock. Blade struggles and starts to work her way back to her feet. She tosses a couple of elbows at Zion’s gut, but on her third elbow, Zion jumps up and hooks Blade in a crucifix. Zion pulls Blade backwards and over and gets her into a pinning attempt.
ONE
TWO
Blade kicks out!
Chris: Zion is taking over now, Ricky. It was only a matter of time. Nikki Blade is fighting valiantly, but Zion is a former World Champion and a sure fire Hall of Famer.
Ricky: Well, you finally got something right Chris! Zion is awesome.
Chris: No, Zion is a dipshit and he flings poo. I might not like him, but I can’t ignore facts Ricky. I’m not you.
Ricky: And you never will be, because I’m more awesome than Zion and Chuck Norris put together!
Blade gets up and ducks an incoming Zion clothesline. Zion turns around and catches a leg kick that knocks him down to a knee. Blade winds back and nails Zion with a vicious roundhouse kick to the back of the head that leaves Zion face down on the mat. Blade takes off and runs across the ring, and hits Zion with a running double stomp from the mat. She runs across and nails Zion with another one. Blade takes off and Zion starts to sit up. Zion gets driven back down to the mat when Blade nails him with a running shining wizard. Blade dives on top of Zion for a cover.
ONE
TWO
Zion kicks out
Chris: Zion comes in quick after that, but misses! Blade has him! What a kick to the head! Zion is out!
Ricky: NO! He can’t be knocked out by a girl! He’s one of the bosses!
Chris: She’s got him! It’s over! ONE! TWO!
Ricky: NO! The boss man lives! He lives!
Blade gets up and picks up Zion. She lays in with a couple of European uppercuts that push Zion into the corner. Blade whips Zion back into the opposite corner. Blade charges across the ring, hits a cartwheel, a handspring and then goes for back elbow. Zion catches her in a half nelson and launches Blade into the turnbuckles. Blade goes down in a heap in the corner and Zion claps his hands as if he hadn’t done much of anything at all. The crowd boos and Zion circles around the ring around Nikki. Nikki gets up and Zion scoops her up for a death valley driver. Blade kicks off his shoulders and lands on the apron. Zion swings for a clothesline, but Blade ducks it and slugs Zion in the face. Zion staggers back, and Blade springboards over the top rope. She goes for a hurricanrana but Zion drops into a sit out powerbomb and goes right into the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Blade kicks out!
Chris: Blade is mounting a comeback! And Zion just shut it down!
Ricky: Chris, Zion looks like he’s wrapping this thing up!
Chris: Blade escaped! Zion is getting him some of it now!
Ricky: And he cuts it short! BUT SHE KICKED!? HOW DID SHE KICK!?
Zion gets up and starts to circle Blade, but stops as he sees Adam Stryker coming down the ramp. Stryker is smiling and running his mouth at Zion. Zion stops what he is doing with Blade and turns his attention to Stryker. Zion starts to scream that Stryker isn’t allowed to touch him and starts to mimic that he’s writing up a pink slip. Stryker keeps talking and Nikki Blade gets up. She looks angry as she stomps on the mat and lines Zion up. Zion turns around and gets absolutely demolished by a super kick that lays him flat in the center of the ring. Blade hops to the top rope, and then dives off with a shooting star double knee drop that drives her knees right into Zion’s chest and head, dangerously. Blade covers Zion and Stryker laughs on the outside.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
WINNER: NIKKI BLADE
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Backstage we go as we see Mr. Executive, Brian Hollywood just walking down the hallway as the crowd boos in the background. Hollywood is all of a sudden stopped by a crew guy in the back simply wearing a t-shirt with the PWX logo on it. He has a microphone and Hollywood looks confused.
Brian Hollywood: And just who the fuck are you?
Crew Worker: Just a guy needing a couple questions answered.
Hollywood gives him a rude look.
Hollywood: Excuse me? Since when do you get to ask me "questions"?
Worker: Well um...they didn't have anyone else because I guess there's some "issue" between Jerry Clark and this Shawn Lester guy.
Hollywood raises his eyebrow and nods his head rather funny.
Hollywood: Well I guess that does explain a lot...what's your name anyways?
Worker: Steve.
Hollywood: Of all the names....
Hollywood shakes his head.
Hollywood: I've got to employ smarter people...and people not named Jerry, Shawn or Steve..
Steve stands there confused. Hollywood catches this.
Hollywood: Sigh...never mind. Alright Steve, what the fuck do you want? I do have a destination you know.
Steve: Well, earlier on in the week, PWX Hybrid Champion, John Pariah, announced that he was defending his title against Anton Chase and Nikki Walton. Is this true?
Hollywood: Well if you'd like OFFICIAL confirmation, yes, that is true. At Hostile Takeover, John Pariah will defend his PWX Hybrid Championship in a triple threat against Anton Chase and Nikki Walton in a street fight.
Stevens: I'm sure that's going to be one hell of a match.
Hollywood: I'm sure...I'm sure your also going to be in one hell of a mess if you don't leave me be now. As you can see, I'm a very busy man with a lot of things to attend to.
Hollywood kind of shoves Steve aside as he makes his way down the hallway as Steve just looks on with caution as we fade to commercial.
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SINGLES MATCH
NIGHTHAWK vs NIKKI WALTON
Walton and Hawk meet in the center or the ring and Nighthawk extends his hand, Nikki kicks it away and slaps Nighthawk across the face hard smiling at him, he lowers his head and then tries to talk some sense into her but she slaps him again, he gives up and they go into a lock up, Nikkii makes the first move and goes behind for a hammerlock, before she can lock in the hold Hawk uses the same maneuver switching behind and locking in her left arm tight. He uses a foot to the back of the knee to push Nikki to her knees and locks in a greco roman knuckle lock and wrings he arm while she is on her knees
Chris: Nighthawk told me he was going to be scientific with this one
Ricky: Walton won't be, she is gunna kick the shit out of anything that moves tonight
Walton manages to head stand out and after a few seconds recovery time she challenges him to a test of strength, Hawk's power advantage becomes evident but Walton with some quick thinking manages to twist his wrists
Ricky: That hold is excruciating enough as it is but inverting your hands like that
Chris: Nighthawks knuckles must be busting through his skin!
Nighthawk goes to a knee and gets his composure back
Ricky: Nighthawk back to his feet and... LIFTS HER OFF HER FEET TOSSING HER BACK!
Chris: Great reversal
Nikki runs back at him and avoids a clothesline she hits the opposite ropes, nighthawk goes for a back body drop but telegraphs it
Ricky: NIKKI WALTON RUNNING CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Chris: Don't know how much she got of it though
Walton rolls Hawk over and and goes for a standing moonsault
Chris: Nighthawk evades it and transitions while on his back into a cross armbreaker on that left arm!
Ricky: Walton trying to turn her body and hold on
Abigail Lindsay hops up on the apron yelling for her to reverse it, this brings the refs attention and just when she gets the right moment Walton gouges Nighthawks eyes, she twists again and stacks him up
Chris: Pin!
1...
Ricky: No Nighthawk rolling over and placing Walton on her back while he is litterally sitting on her arm and twisting it
Nighthawk: Tap!
Walton screams and goes with the bend in her arm spinning her body round and popping it free and kicking Nighthawk in the temple at the same time, she steps back trying to get the feeling back in her arm as Hawk gets to his knees
Ricky: Running knee to the face!
Chris: Shining wizard to the back of the head
Ricky: she rolls him over
1...
2...
Ricky: NO!
Chris: Really different styles being portrayed here, Nighthawk is trying to keep this traditional but Walton is determined to make this one her kind of High Flying Speed Brawl
Hawk pulls himself up in the corner and Walton Charges nailing him with a running Yakuza kick, she puts him on the top rope and taunts around for the crowd before climbing him
Chris: Desperation forearm and the first strike we have seen from the wrestling machine tonight
Walton falls back and Nighthawk looks to right himself but...
Ricky: HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!
Chris: She just kicked him in the face from her back!
Walton made the movement of a kip up but instead threw her body straight up into a double foot soul food kick to the chin
Ricky: Say what you want but thats... thats a pretty shitty thing to do to somebody
Chris: AND NOW SHE KIPS UP INTO A FRANKENSTIENER! INCREDIBLE AGILITY FROM THE FLAWLESS ONE!
Nighthawk gets shot across the ring and lands heavily on his back in the middle of the ring, Walton backs up and nails another shining wizard, Nighthawk matrix moves through it and comes back up trying to headstand back to his feet but doesnt quite have the energy and lands on his back
Ricky: Lindsay sees the mistake, standing moonsault
Chris: NO NIGHTHAWK MOVES, front chancery!
Ricky: And floats over into the last chancery, this could be it! One more transition coming up
Chris: It came from Japan, that left arm is again being tortured along with the cross face application... She tapped
Ricky: Technicality at its finest
Chris: Nighthawk is a wrestling machine!
WINNER: NIGHTHAWK
NIGHTHAWK vs NIKKI WALTON
Walton and Hawk meet in the center or the ring and Nighthawk extends his hand, Nikki kicks it away and slaps Nighthawk across the face hard smiling at him, he lowers his head and then tries to talk some sense into her but she slaps him again, he gives up and they go into a lock up, Nikkii makes the first move and goes behind for a hammerlock, before she can lock in the hold Hawk uses the same maneuver switching behind and locking in her left arm tight. He uses a foot to the back of the knee to push Nikki to her knees and locks in a greco roman knuckle lock and wrings he arm while she is on her knees
Chris: Nighthawk told me he was going to be scientific with this one
Ricky: Walton won't be, she is gunna kick the shit out of anything that moves tonight
Walton manages to head stand out and after a few seconds recovery time she challenges him to a test of strength, Hawk's power advantage becomes evident but Walton with some quick thinking manages to twist his wrists
Ricky: That hold is excruciating enough as it is but inverting your hands like that
Chris: Nighthawks knuckles must be busting through his skin!
Nighthawk goes to a knee and gets his composure back
Ricky: Nighthawk back to his feet and... LIFTS HER OFF HER FEET TOSSING HER BACK!
Chris: Great reversal
Nikki runs back at him and avoids a clothesline she hits the opposite ropes, nighthawk goes for a back body drop but telegraphs it
Ricky: NIKKI WALTON RUNNING CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Chris: Don't know how much she got of it though
Walton rolls Hawk over and and goes for a standing moonsault
Chris: Nighthawk evades it and transitions while on his back into a cross armbreaker on that left arm!
Ricky: Walton trying to turn her body and hold on
Abigail Lindsay hops up on the apron yelling for her to reverse it, this brings the refs attention and just when she gets the right moment Walton gouges Nighthawks eyes, she twists again and stacks him up
Chris: Pin!
1...
Ricky: No Nighthawk rolling over and placing Walton on her back while he is litterally sitting on her arm and twisting it
Nighthawk: Tap!
Walton screams and goes with the bend in her arm spinning her body round and popping it free and kicking Nighthawk in the temple at the same time, she steps back trying to get the feeling back in her arm as Hawk gets to his knees
Ricky: Running knee to the face!
Chris: Shining wizard to the back of the head
Ricky: she rolls him over
1...
2...
Ricky: NO!
Chris: Really different styles being portrayed here, Nighthawk is trying to keep this traditional but Walton is determined to make this one her kind of High Flying Speed Brawl
Hawk pulls himself up in the corner and Walton Charges nailing him with a running Yakuza kick, she puts him on the top rope and taunts around for the crowd before climbing him
Chris: Desperation forearm and the first strike we have seen from the wrestling machine tonight
Walton falls back and Nighthawk looks to right himself but...
Ricky: HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!
Chris: She just kicked him in the face from her back!
Walton made the movement of a kip up but instead threw her body straight up into a double foot soul food kick to the chin
Ricky: Say what you want but thats... thats a pretty shitty thing to do to somebody
Chris: AND NOW SHE KIPS UP INTO A FRANKENSTIENER! INCREDIBLE AGILITY FROM THE FLAWLESS ONE!
Nighthawk gets shot across the ring and lands heavily on his back in the middle of the ring, Walton backs up and nails another shining wizard, Nighthawk matrix moves through it and comes back up trying to headstand back to his feet but doesnt quite have the energy and lands on his back
Ricky: Lindsay sees the mistake, standing moonsault
Chris: NO NIGHTHAWK MOVES, front chancery!
Ricky: And floats over into the last chancery, this could be it! One more transition coming up
Chris: It came from Japan, that left arm is again being tortured along with the cross face application... She tapped
Ricky: Technicality at its finest
Chris: Nighthawk is a wrestling machine!
WINNER: NIGHTHAWK
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SINGLES MATCH
ADAM STRYKER vs JAROME OWENS
The match opens up with Stryker and Owens meeting in the center of the ring. Owens tries to tie up with Stryker, but Stryker nails Owens with a very stiff forearm that drives Owens backwards and across the ring. Owens gets up looking scared, and Stryker charges in and absolutely demolishes Owens with a running forearm. Owens stumbles out of the corner and swings wildly at no one and then falls flat in the center of the ring. Owens tries to get up slowly and Stryker nails Owens with a running yakuza kick that spins him out of his boots and leaves him laying on the mat. The crowd whips into a frenzy and Stryker revels in it, waving his arms to get the crowd behind him.
Crowd: STRYKE HIM DOWN! STYRKE HIM DOWN! STRYKE HIM DOWN!
Chris: Adam Stryker has come out of the gate with a fury! He is destroying Jerome Owens.
Ricky: He’s getting ready for Cage of Death. He’s killing this kid to prove a point to Zion!
Chris: HOLY HELL! That yakuza kick took his face off!
Ricky: This has been going on for about a minute and its getting ugly already.
Stryker picks up Owens and whips him into the ropes and catches him on the inbound with a traditional spinebuster. Stryker gets up and hits the ropes and nails Owens with a quick running elbow drop. Owens rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up by them. Stryker runs and clotheslines Owens who falls out between the ropes and onto the apron. Owens tries to slide in under the bottom rope, but Stryker hops over the top and double stomps Owen’s chest and leaves him hanging with his head hanging off the ring apron and the rest of him side. Stryker hops up on the apron, takes a couple of steps and drops down on Owens with the Undertaker leg drop on the apron. Owens rolls in and Stryker walks around the ring high fiving fans and basking in their cheers!
Ricky: He’s putting a beat down on Owens. He could have ended this already, but Stryker is playing with him!
Chris: He’s got a message to send to Darin Zion!
Ricky: He’s going old school!
Chris: He could have broken his neck with that! Stryker just destroyed Owens with that old school leg drop.
Stryker rolls back into the ring as Owens gets back to his feet. Stryker walks up to Owens and lays into him with a stiff elbow, but Owens no sells it. Stryker rifles off a punch and Owens starts into the Hulk Hogan routine of wagging his finger at Stryker. “Jump On It’ by Apache starts to play over the loud speaker and Stryker looks confused. Owens backs up a couple of steps and reaches his wrestling trunks and grabs the giant cucumber in his pants and starts spinning it and waving it at Stryker in time with the music. Stryker gets a worried look and then starts to sway back and forth. Stryker falls into a hypnosis and Owens starts to wave his trouser snake in different directions. Stryker starts to dance like a robot to the music. Owens swings his trouser snake and Stryker breaks out into the traditional Jump On It dance. Owens swings the trouser snake up and down and Stryker walks over to the corner and starts to bounce his own head repeatedly on the turnbuckle. Owens walks up behind Stryker and starts to dance behind Stryker while he’s bouncing on the turnbuckle. Owens spins around, drops into a split and hits Stryker with the Johnny Cage punch to the balls! Stryker screams in a very high pitch and flies over the top rope and out to the floor!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Chris: What the fuck is going on Ricky! What the hell is this
Ricky: HE’S BEEN HYPNOTIZED BY THE MYSTICAL TROUSER SNAKE! IT’S THE DANCE OF THE MYSTICAL TROUSER SNAKE!
Chris: Stryker is doing the damage to himself!
Ricky: Wow, that note he hit was higher than Rob Halford!
SEVEN
EIGHT
Stryker gets up and rolls back into the ring. He gets up and catches Owens as he comes in and nails him with a belly to belly suplex. Owens gets up and comes at Stryker again only to get tossed into the corner. Owens hits chest first and Stryker nails him with a wicked discus elbow to the back of Owens head. Stryker picks up Owen and scoops him up for a Canadian backbreaker. Stryker swings him down and hits the Elitist Smasher. Stryker goes for a cover and pins him.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
WINNER: ADAM STRYKER
ADAM STRYKER vs JAROME OWENS
The match opens up with Stryker and Owens meeting in the center of the ring. Owens tries to tie up with Stryker, but Stryker nails Owens with a very stiff forearm that drives Owens backwards and across the ring. Owens gets up looking scared, and Stryker charges in and absolutely demolishes Owens with a running forearm. Owens stumbles out of the corner and swings wildly at no one and then falls flat in the center of the ring. Owens tries to get up slowly and Stryker nails Owens with a running yakuza kick that spins him out of his boots and leaves him laying on the mat. The crowd whips into a frenzy and Stryker revels in it, waving his arms to get the crowd behind him.
Crowd: STRYKE HIM DOWN! STYRKE HIM DOWN! STRYKE HIM DOWN!
Chris: Adam Stryker has come out of the gate with a fury! He is destroying Jerome Owens.
Ricky: He’s getting ready for Cage of Death. He’s killing this kid to prove a point to Zion!
Chris: HOLY HELL! That yakuza kick took his face off!
Ricky: This has been going on for about a minute and its getting ugly already.
Stryker picks up Owens and whips him into the ropes and catches him on the inbound with a traditional spinebuster. Stryker gets up and hits the ropes and nails Owens with a quick running elbow drop. Owens rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up by them. Stryker runs and clotheslines Owens who falls out between the ropes and onto the apron. Owens tries to slide in under the bottom rope, but Stryker hops over the top and double stomps Owen’s chest and leaves him hanging with his head hanging off the ring apron and the rest of him side. Stryker hops up on the apron, takes a couple of steps and drops down on Owens with the Undertaker leg drop on the apron. Owens rolls in and Stryker walks around the ring high fiving fans and basking in their cheers!
Ricky: He’s putting a beat down on Owens. He could have ended this already, but Stryker is playing with him!
Chris: He’s got a message to send to Darin Zion!
Ricky: He’s going old school!
Chris: He could have broken his neck with that! Stryker just destroyed Owens with that old school leg drop.
Stryker rolls back into the ring as Owens gets back to his feet. Stryker walks up to Owens and lays into him with a stiff elbow, but Owens no sells it. Stryker rifles off a punch and Owens starts into the Hulk Hogan routine of wagging his finger at Stryker. “Jump On It’ by Apache starts to play over the loud speaker and Stryker looks confused. Owens backs up a couple of steps and reaches his wrestling trunks and grabs the giant cucumber in his pants and starts spinning it and waving it at Stryker in time with the music. Stryker gets a worried look and then starts to sway back and forth. Stryker falls into a hypnosis and Owens starts to wave his trouser snake in different directions. Stryker starts to dance like a robot to the music. Owens swings his trouser snake and Stryker breaks out into the traditional Jump On It dance. Owens swings the trouser snake up and down and Stryker walks over to the corner and starts to bounce his own head repeatedly on the turnbuckle. Owens walks up behind Stryker and starts to dance behind Stryker while he’s bouncing on the turnbuckle. Owens spins around, drops into a split and hits Stryker with the Johnny Cage punch to the balls! Stryker screams in a very high pitch and flies over the top rope and out to the floor!
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Chris: What the fuck is going on Ricky! What the hell is this
Ricky: HE’S BEEN HYPNOTIZED BY THE MYSTICAL TROUSER SNAKE! IT’S THE DANCE OF THE MYSTICAL TROUSER SNAKE!
Chris: Stryker is doing the damage to himself!
Ricky: Wow, that note he hit was higher than Rob Halford!
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Stryker gets up and rolls back into the ring. He gets up and catches Owens as he comes in and nails him with a belly to belly suplex. Owens gets up and comes at Stryker again only to get tossed into the corner. Owens hits chest first and Stryker nails him with a wicked discus elbow to the back of Owens head. Stryker picks up Owen and scoops him up for a Canadian backbreaker. Stryker swings him down and hits the Elitist Smasher. Stryker goes for a cover and pins him.
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WINNER: ADAM STRYKER
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[Adam Stryker immediately climbs the ropes and celebrates beating Jarome Owens for a second time. Adam smiles, but immediately after Adam celebrates, Jarome Owens balls up his fist and hammers Adam Stryker directly in the balls. Adam reels around for a minute, before Jarome Owens climbs up towards the top rope and immediately from out of nowhere, nails a Black Snake Splash on Adam Stryker. Jarome Owens leaves the ring and we cut to the screen where Darin Zion immediately stands in his office, looking rather pissed off at Adam Stryker.]
Crowd: STRYKE HIM DOWN! STRYKE HIM DOWN!
Crowd 2: FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU ZION!
Darin Zion: Congratulations Adam, you don't look so much like Marty Jeannetty anymore. I think we can successfully upgrade you to Christian. You're starting to have some great performances as a B player now. But you know as well as I do, you cannot cross the boss. Haven't you figured it out by now? If you're not Establishment, you're poison. And clearly, your rebellious nature hasn't learn that yet now hasn't it.
[Darin pauses for a moment he clears his throat and adjusts his tie.]
Chris: I do not like where this is going.
Ricky: Shut up, you reap what you sew.
Darin Zion: See Adam, if you interfere in people's matches, then you have to reap what you sew, kind of like Ricky did to take his new comer of the year award from last year. But yes, I planned on giving you more time between your match with Jarome Owens and your World Cup match, but since you cost me match against Nikki Blade when I was trying to prove MY point to you and to Ojeda. Well, now, let's just say you get to compete up next. So Pariah, Mascara Muerto: you have a commercial break to get your asses out to the ring and perform. If anyone fails to show up; they perform with a handicap.
Crowd; BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!
[Adam immediately gets to the ring as Mascara Muerto's entrance starts. He looks around both angry and in a bit of pain while he knows what's going on right now.]
Ricky: YES! That bastard Stryker gets what's coming to him after all these weeks.
Chris: Yeah, but after getting attacked? How fair of a fight is Adam going to have going into his World Cup match.
Ricky: I don't know, but after these messages from...Skittles?!
Chris; They're a fruity..delicious, fruity, fruity....DELIEVERENCE!
Ricky: Oh boy, not that shit again!
Chris: Hey, I get to have my fun sometimes!
Ricky: Anyways, after this break, we will get to see rather or not Adam Stryker has the balls to be a main event player.
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PWX WORLD CUP RD 1 MATCH
KNOCKOUT KINGS vs MASCARA MUERTO
Pariah starts off with Norte in the ring, they shake hands and Norte claps the crowd into motion, they go for the lock up and Pariah ducks behind and goes for Mirakuru right from the start of the match, Norte drops down however and scrambles back through Pariahs legs bouncing off the ropes
Chris: Stomp on the back of a doubled over pariah
Ricky: and down into a leg drop or fame asser maybe, across the back of the neck
Pariah hits the mat and Norte rolls back offering to help the man to his feet, Pariah takes the hand and tries to pull Norte into a short arm clothesline only to get caught with a go behind into a hammerlock, Pariah checks him self and turns his body pulling Nortes arms up and arching his body back, Norte kicks his legs up and locks in an armbar trying to pull Pariah to the mat, John however Cartwheels through instead and runs the ropes looking for a boot to the face, Norte evades and kips up right into a discuss lariat from Pariah knocking him backwards in a loop and leaving him face down on the mat. John Pariah strolls over to his corner and chats with his partner
Ricky: John Pariah seems reluctant to let Stryker get involved here
Chris: Well yeah its a tournament match, Pariah is all out attack and Stryker is pretty much going to play special teams here
Ricky: Pariah really doesn't seem to care though
Norte tags in Muerto for the first time and the Luchadore springs in and goes right for Pariah with a running drop kick that also sends Stryker to the floor, Muerto whips Pariah at his corner and his partner comes in as Muerto runs delivering a stinger splash he falls back and Norte sprints across the ring and leaps over his partner
Ricky: WHERE THE HELL DID NORTE COME FROM WITH THAT DROPKICK!
Norte goes to the outside on the apron as Pariah stumbles out of the corner
Chris: Superkick from Muerto sending him back into the corner and right into an enzuigiri from the apron by Norte
Pariah again comes back out and gets a belly to belly over head suplex for his trouble and gets hit with a frog splash from Norte at the exact moment his body hits the mat
Chris: These two unknowns are bringing it tonight, not missing a step
Adam Stryker rolls in and goes for a double clothesline, the luchadores roll through and come back with a double clothesline of their own which Pariah simply barrels through and hits the far ropes coming back with a double drop kick sending both men flying Norte goes out of the ring and leaves Muerto alone with Stryker who brings muerto out into the center of the ring body slams him on the mat and running the ropes hitting a rolling senton on his opponent, Pariah gets back to his feet and they stand on opposite sides of the ring yelling at their opponent to get up. Muerto makes it to his feet and Pariah nails him with a scissors kick sending him tumbling back into Stryker
Chris: Back body drop over the top rope onto his partner on the floor!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
The Kings ascend the ropes and play to the crowd before getting down and psyching themselves up in the ring running the ropes
Ricky: We saw this against Caliban and Codair, stereo dives!
Chris: NO! The Luchadores had it scouted and nail stereo superkicks from the floor to their opponents as they attempted the suicide dive,
Pariah gets kicked back into the ring but Stryker ends up on the Apron, Muerto jumps up and locks in a front face lock attempting to Suplex stryker on the Apron as Norte makes his way to the top rope, Muerto crotches Stryker on the top rope
Ricky: Shit not his balls again!
Chris: And Norte with a code breaker from the top top pulling his sack down onto those ropes further before bouncing him off to the outside!
Pariah tries to come back and spear Muerto off the apron
Ricky: Muerto side stepping Pariah and kicks him in the chest leaving him hung up on the middle of those ropes
Chris: HOLY SHIT! Did you see that!
Muerto jumped up onto Pariahs back and uses him as a springboard into an asai moonsault on the floor to stryker,
Ricky: NORTE OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP ON PARIAH!
Chris: People are flying all over the place here
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!
Pariah rolls back into the ring and Muerto quickly follows
Chris: Superkick from Muerto, Norte back in the ring
Ricky: Another superkick
Chris: AND A BICYCLE KICK FROM MUERTO TO END!
Ricky: It ain't over yet Muerto is feeling froggy!
Norte locks Pariah in for a suplex as his partner makes his way to the top rope
Chris: Vertical suplex from Norte!
Ricky: Frog splash from Muerto! And a running tope suicida from Norte to Pariah on the outside! Pin!
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Chris: THEY DID IT! WHAT A WIN FOR THE YOUNG LUCHADORES
Ricky: The upsets don't come much bigger than this!
Chris: PWX Tag Tournament just got hotter!
WINNERS: MASCARA MUERTO
KNOCKOUT KINGS vs MASCARA MUERTO
Pariah starts off with Norte in the ring, they shake hands and Norte claps the crowd into motion, they go for the lock up and Pariah ducks behind and goes for Mirakuru right from the start of the match, Norte drops down however and scrambles back through Pariahs legs bouncing off the ropes
Chris: Stomp on the back of a doubled over pariah
Ricky: and down into a leg drop or fame asser maybe, across the back of the neck
Pariah hits the mat and Norte rolls back offering to help the man to his feet, Pariah takes the hand and tries to pull Norte into a short arm clothesline only to get caught with a go behind into a hammerlock, Pariah checks him self and turns his body pulling Nortes arms up and arching his body back, Norte kicks his legs up and locks in an armbar trying to pull Pariah to the mat, John however Cartwheels through instead and runs the ropes looking for a boot to the face, Norte evades and kips up right into a discuss lariat from Pariah knocking him backwards in a loop and leaving him face down on the mat. John Pariah strolls over to his corner and chats with his partner
Ricky: John Pariah seems reluctant to let Stryker get involved here
Chris: Well yeah its a tournament match, Pariah is all out attack and Stryker is pretty much going to play special teams here
Ricky: Pariah really doesn't seem to care though
Norte tags in Muerto for the first time and the Luchadore springs in and goes right for Pariah with a running drop kick that also sends Stryker to the floor, Muerto whips Pariah at his corner and his partner comes in as Muerto runs delivering a stinger splash he falls back and Norte sprints across the ring and leaps over his partner
Ricky: WHERE THE HELL DID NORTE COME FROM WITH THAT DROPKICK!
Norte goes to the outside on the apron as Pariah stumbles out of the corner
Chris: Superkick from Muerto sending him back into the corner and right into an enzuigiri from the apron by Norte
Pariah again comes back out and gets a belly to belly over head suplex for his trouble and gets hit with a frog splash from Norte at the exact moment his body hits the mat
Chris: These two unknowns are bringing it tonight, not missing a step
Adam Stryker rolls in and goes for a double clothesline, the luchadores roll through and come back with a double clothesline of their own which Pariah simply barrels through and hits the far ropes coming back with a double drop kick sending both men flying Norte goes out of the ring and leaves Muerto alone with Stryker who brings muerto out into the center of the ring body slams him on the mat and running the ropes hitting a rolling senton on his opponent, Pariah gets back to his feet and they stand on opposite sides of the ring yelling at their opponent to get up. Muerto makes it to his feet and Pariah nails him with a scissors kick sending him tumbling back into Stryker
Chris: Back body drop over the top rope onto his partner on the floor!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
The Kings ascend the ropes and play to the crowd before getting down and psyching themselves up in the ring running the ropes
Ricky: We saw this against Caliban and Codair, stereo dives!
Chris: NO! The Luchadores had it scouted and nail stereo superkicks from the floor to their opponents as they attempted the suicide dive,
Pariah gets kicked back into the ring but Stryker ends up on the Apron, Muerto jumps up and locks in a front face lock attempting to Suplex stryker on the Apron as Norte makes his way to the top rope, Muerto crotches Stryker on the top rope
Ricky: Shit not his balls again!
Chris: And Norte with a code breaker from the top top pulling his sack down onto those ropes further before bouncing him off to the outside!
Pariah tries to come back and spear Muerto off the apron
Ricky: Muerto side stepping Pariah and kicks him in the chest leaving him hung up on the middle of those ropes
Chris: HOLY SHIT! Did you see that!
Muerto jumped up onto Pariahs back and uses him as a springboard into an asai moonsault on the floor to stryker,
Ricky: NORTE OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP ON PARIAH!
Chris: People are flying all over the place here
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!
Pariah rolls back into the ring and Muerto quickly follows
Chris: Superkick from Muerto, Norte back in the ring
Ricky: Another superkick
Chris: AND A BICYCLE KICK FROM MUERTO TO END!
Ricky: It ain't over yet Muerto is feeling froggy!
Norte locks Pariah in for a suplex as his partner makes his way to the top rope
Chris: Vertical suplex from Norte!
Ricky: Frog splash from Muerto! And a running tope suicida from Norte to Pariah on the outside! Pin!
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Chris: THEY DID IT! WHAT A WIN FOR THE YOUNG LUCHADORES
Ricky: The upsets don't come much bigger than this!
Chris: PWX Tag Tournament just got hotter!
WINNERS: MASCARA MUERTO
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[As soon as the match is finished, “The Line Begins To Blur” hits the PA system as Elijah Black walks out onto the entrance ramp with a mic in hand, wearing a Bad Religion t-shirt, with Daniel Everett at his side]
Black: Since neither of us had anything to do this week, we decided the best use of our time would be to scout the opposition – and to remind everybody that there’s teams in the tournament other than Bad Company or the pair of you.
[Black casts a sideways glance to the crowd]
Black: What, you thought we didn’t notice you were all at your keyboards thinking it would be a procession for your two favourite teams?
[Black says something to Everett as he shakes his head]
Black: I’m here to tell the pair of you just as much as each and every person in the crowd that just because you’re conditioned to think you want something, that’s not how it plays out. After all, look at how Bad Company did a couple of months ago when they were supposed to have a straightforward win against myself and that back-stabbing heap of garbage Nightmare. Do I need to spell it out for you? They LOST. So this is a message to you, Stryker and Pariah, just as it’s a message to Nighthawk and Aries: don’t go thinking you just have to turn up to reach the final, because the second you come across the Vox you’ll find your presumptions being fed to you piece by piece and I can guarantee the pair of you will choke. And when that happens, damn right I’m going to say I told you so.
[Black drops the mic on the ramp as he turns to walk back out of the arena, with Everett watching his back]
Meanwhile, Darin Zion immediately jumps the barricade with a strange woman. They both carry steel chairs in their hands. The woman immediately strikes Pariah in the back with the chair and he turns around. As he does, Zion immediately clocks Pariah with the chair in the head. She pounds Pariah in the head a few times, while Zion immediately hits Stryker, who's now standing on the turnbuckle, interacting with the fans post match. Zion hammers Stryker with the chair over and over again until Stryker lays lifeless in the ring.]
Chris: How pathetic! Darin Zion breaks his own rule. I thought he said no touching...
Ricky: No, you idiot! Darin Zion decreed Adam Stryker couldn't hit him. That doesn't mean anything about Darin taking liberties. The man is a legal genius! And it looks as if Darin Zion's girlfriend Morgana has debuted in PWX tonight.
[Darin Zion lays a few steel chair shots across Adam Stryker's face some more, causing blood to pour out. Darin then cuffs Adam Stryker onto the ring ropes. Adam starts coming to and sees Zion looking at the top turnbuckle sadistically. Darin Zion then picks up John Pariah, and screams "Morgana, set his ass up." Darin Zion immediately climbs the turnbuckle while Morgana holds the steel chair over Pariah's neck. Darin ZIon immediately leaps off the top rope sailing down with ease.]
Ricky: RAPTURE LEG.....DROOOOOOOPPP!!!!
Chris: That hit Pariah directly on the neck with all of Zion's weight PLUS the chair's weight. And Stryker looks pissed off.
[Adam Stryker is trying to pull himself off the ring ropes while Morgana points and laughs at him. After Zion reels in pains for a moment, his eyes light up with pure evil. He turns and eyes Stryker. The crowd just immediately erupts with a chorus of "fuck you Zion!" Zion sees Stryker yelling at Morgana and immediately slaps him with the chair as hard as he can. Zion continues to hit Stryker until he bleeds from the forehead. As blood comes rushing down Stryker's forehead, Morgana grabs Darin Zion a microphone. ZIon pants for a moment, and looks Stryker in the eyes.]
Darin Zion: Haven't you learned yet, you little tag team bitch, that stepping in the big dog's yard is a big mistake? You wonder why I call you poison and I want to burn you and your kind to the ground...haha...what you did to me tonight is exactly why I do what I do. You have no respect for your elders. You don't respect what I did for YOU. I built this company, no one recognizes it but me, and you all come in and treat me like shit. Do you know how much shit I took for you? Do you know what sins I dealt with in this place? You don't? Well come next week Adam, you'll see it all. You'll see the pain I endured for you. You'll see that you threw the wrong bastard off that stage almost a year ago, boy. You'll remember what I did for you and your kind and you'll come back to me with open arms, begging forgiveness of your sins. And if you don't, I will obliterate you.]
[Adam Stryker immediately wakes up and sees Darin Zion and spits in his face. Morgana immediately kicks Adam in the balls, and Darin Zion immediately strikes Adam in the head with the steel chair again, completely leaving him draped from the ropes. The crowd continues to chant as officials run out to the mayhem. Darin and Morgana immediately start kissing, celebrating their message to the crowd. The crowd immediately starts chanting for Stryker as the scene fades to black.]
Crowd: STRYKE HIM DOWN! STRYKE HIM DOWN! STRYKE HIM DOWN!
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SINGLES MATCH
ANTON CHASE vs JORDAN CALIBAN
Both men meet in the center of the ring and slap hands quickly and Chase comes right at caliban with a forearm shot, Caliban kicks him in the side and Chase comes back with a round house to the sternum running the ropes Caliban leap frogs him and runs in the other direction, Chase does the same thing on the rebound and reverses following Caliban in and cathching him with a knee to the gut and then a short arm clothesline rocking Caliban against the ropes, chase runs again but gets elevated out to the apron by Caliban
Chris: These guys won't stop!
Caliban runs the ropes and gets caught with a shoulder block then a straight shot to the face tumbling him back, Chase springboards up and in attempting a diving forearm smash , caliban rolls though evading and chase lands on his feet catching caliban with a Pele kick as his opponent tries to charge up from his knees slapping him down face first on the mat
Ricky: Nice prescence of mind and balance there by Anton
Chris: Caliban just took a face plant right on the mat, the top of Chases foot caught him right on top of the head!
Chase quickly reacts and pulls Caliban into the center of the ring locking in a leg lock tweeking on his opponents knee
Ricky: Caliban likes to talk about speed well this is certainly how you slow a man down
Caliban is screaming in agony and somehow manages to kick Anton in the chest and twist out of the submission scrambling out of the ring, Chase is quick to try and follow but the ref holds him back
Chris: The ref giving Caliban a second to walk it off before starting the count
Caliban starts arguing with the ref who after starting the count and a few seconds of bad mouth from jordan ends up mounting the ropes Triple H style and yelling at him to get back in the ring
Rcky: The refs had enough stalling
Chris: Chase has too!
Anton runs the ropes and dives through the legs of the referee out onto caliban catching him and tornado DDTing him sending him crashing into the crowd barrier
Chris: WOW!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Anton gets back to his feet and embraces the fans before rolling into the ring to break the refs count, he then goes back out and rolls Caliban back in and heads for the top rope
Ricky: Anton up in the lights! Whats he going to do here
Chris: Caliban up on all fours
Ricky: LEG DROP FROM CHASE!
Chris: Caliban moves at the last second, how did he have it in him to move that quick, he has taken a real pounding since the bell rang
Chase is down holing his tailbone and Caliban is attempting to pull himself up on the ropes, he stumbles towards Chase and kicks him on the side of the head as Anton reaches his knees, he pulls him and whips him at the turnuckle running in after him, Anton however reads the flow perfectly and floats over Caliban catchig him by the head and pulling him down onto his back
Ricky: Another great move from chase, pin!
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Chris: NO CALIBAN STILL ALIVE!!!!
Chase quickly locks in a single leg boston crab on the same knee he tweeked early causing caliban to cry out in pain and scramble for the ropes
Chris: Anton just a little to over zealous with the submission attempt
Ricky: He should of repositioned the man
Chase backs up to the opposing corner as Caliban attempts to stand at this point a loud rumble is heard in the arena and Smoke starts appearing from the ring, but then as if on cue the music of TJ Codair hits and out he comes walking down the ramp with a couple of baseball bats slung over his shoulder and a smile on his face
Ricky: OH!? Here we go!
Chris: Caliban brought back up tonight! And he is bringing some artillery
Chase is seemingly more surprised by all this than Caliban is but Jordy doesn't take advantage and tries to speak to Anton
Jordan Caliban: This is gunna happen one on one, no arguments no distractions and definitley no run ins, he isn't here for you, I am here for you, keep your focus and don't worry about Codair
The two men meet in the center of the ring and Caliban extends a hand while trying to seemingly hold himself up by the back of the head, Chase shakes it and they go straight into a lock up, Caliban shoots behind chase and throws him for a german, chase lands on his feet and Caliban rolls back chase catches him with a wheelbarrow attempting a face buster but instead getting caught by an arm drag sending him out of the ring, Caliban sets up and runs the ropes leaping up and springboarding with one foot off the middle of the top rope into a big shooting star press to the outside
Ricky: Do not scream outgoing in my damn ear!
Caliban quick to recover shoves his opponent back into the ring and comes over the top rope with a halo but chase manages to avoid the move and both men make some distance with Chase going to the apron and Caliban getting as far across the ring as he can to avoid Chase taking advantage of his mistake. Caliban gets up and asks Chase to reset, they come back in and go again into the lock up and Caliban moves into a headlock, chase walks him back and shoots him off the ropes, Caliban comes back with a shoulder block taking Chase to the mat and running the ropes the other way, chase rolls back and lets Caliban run over him and makes his way to his feet, Caliban slides through his legs and chase runs forwards with Caliban following him, Chase Spring boards and floats over Calibans head running back at caliban who side steps him and chase goes into the ropes, Caliban drops down tripping Anton Backwards and rolling him up quickly with a package pin but Chase reverses into a pin of his own Caliban shoves Chase forwards into the turn buckle and gets up to follow
Chris: Chase hoping for that float over again
Ricky: NO! CALIBAN CAUGHT HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
Chris: JOKER DRIVER FROM NOWHERE!
Caliban pulls chase out of the corner and lays him out, he heads up top
Chris: INCOMING 630!
Ricky: CA...LI...BOOM! PIN!
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Ricky: That was insane!
Chris: Where did that come from!?
Caliban checks on his opponent to make sure he is ok and then helps him to his feet shaking his hand and raising his arm before Chase makes his way to the back, nodding to Codair as he goes as TJ backs up to let him leave with no sign of trouble, Caliban grabs a mike
Jordan Caliban: So that was my last bit of fun and games before I have to step into the ring with Graystone and I wanted to make sure this one goes down without a hitch hence why my boy Codair is standing on the ring apron right now
He walks over and and puts an arm round his shoulders
Jordan Caliban: See last week showed me something, I don't stand alone, the crowd your with me right!
Crowd: CALIBOOM! CALIBOOM! CALIBOOM!
Jordan Caliban: And I got one of the best in the company watching my back, see Im ready for you Gray, I got my punch down, I got my kicks tight and I got my clover leaf ready, do you want to see it!?
Crowd cheers
Jordan Caliban: Lemme hear that one more time, who wants to see what a real fucking cloverleaf looks like!
Crowd cheers again
Jordan Caliban: OK!
He walks towards the camera and pulls off his elbow pad revealing a new one underneath which has a 4 leaf clover on it
Jordan Caliban: Punch, Kick, Clover leaf, this right here is my clover leaf, this one wont make you scream in agony and make you tap out but it will make you bleed profusely and then KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
He grabs the sides of the camera lens and looks deep into it
Jordan Caliban: Graystone, something unbreakable, unfathomable, unendable and completely unstoppable, this way comes!
WINNER: JORDAN CALIBAN
ANTON CHASE vs JORDAN CALIBAN
Both men meet in the center of the ring and slap hands quickly and Chase comes right at caliban with a forearm shot, Caliban kicks him in the side and Chase comes back with a round house to the sternum running the ropes Caliban leap frogs him and runs in the other direction, Chase does the same thing on the rebound and reverses following Caliban in and cathching him with a knee to the gut and then a short arm clothesline rocking Caliban against the ropes, chase runs again but gets elevated out to the apron by Caliban
Chris: These guys won't stop!
Caliban runs the ropes and gets caught with a shoulder block then a straight shot to the face tumbling him back, Chase springboards up and in attempting a diving forearm smash , caliban rolls though evading and chase lands on his feet catching caliban with a Pele kick as his opponent tries to charge up from his knees slapping him down face first on the mat
Ricky: Nice prescence of mind and balance there by Anton
Chris: Caliban just took a face plant right on the mat, the top of Chases foot caught him right on top of the head!
Chase quickly reacts and pulls Caliban into the center of the ring locking in a leg lock tweeking on his opponents knee
Ricky: Caliban likes to talk about speed well this is certainly how you slow a man down
Caliban is screaming in agony and somehow manages to kick Anton in the chest and twist out of the submission scrambling out of the ring, Chase is quick to try and follow but the ref holds him back
Chris: The ref giving Caliban a second to walk it off before starting the count
Caliban starts arguing with the ref who after starting the count and a few seconds of bad mouth from jordan ends up mounting the ropes Triple H style and yelling at him to get back in the ring
Rcky: The refs had enough stalling
Chris: Chase has too!
Anton runs the ropes and dives through the legs of the referee out onto caliban catching him and tornado DDTing him sending him crashing into the crowd barrier
Chris: WOW!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Anton gets back to his feet and embraces the fans before rolling into the ring to break the refs count, he then goes back out and rolls Caliban back in and heads for the top rope
Ricky: Anton up in the lights! Whats he going to do here
Chris: Caliban up on all fours
Ricky: LEG DROP FROM CHASE!
Chris: Caliban moves at the last second, how did he have it in him to move that quick, he has taken a real pounding since the bell rang
Chase is down holing his tailbone and Caliban is attempting to pull himself up on the ropes, he stumbles towards Chase and kicks him on the side of the head as Anton reaches his knees, he pulls him and whips him at the turnuckle running in after him, Anton however reads the flow perfectly and floats over Caliban catchig him by the head and pulling him down onto his back
Ricky: Another great move from chase, pin!
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Chris: NO CALIBAN STILL ALIVE!!!!
Chase quickly locks in a single leg boston crab on the same knee he tweeked early causing caliban to cry out in pain and scramble for the ropes
Chris: Anton just a little to over zealous with the submission attempt
Ricky: He should of repositioned the man
Chase backs up to the opposing corner as Caliban attempts to stand at this point a loud rumble is heard in the arena and Smoke starts appearing from the ring, but then as if on cue the music of TJ Codair hits and out he comes walking down the ramp with a couple of baseball bats slung over his shoulder and a smile on his face
Ricky: OH!? Here we go!
Chris: Caliban brought back up tonight! And he is bringing some artillery
Chase is seemingly more surprised by all this than Caliban is but Jordy doesn't take advantage and tries to speak to Anton
Jordan Caliban: This is gunna happen one on one, no arguments no distractions and definitley no run ins, he isn't here for you, I am here for you, keep your focus and don't worry about Codair
The two men meet in the center of the ring and Caliban extends a hand while trying to seemingly hold himself up by the back of the head, Chase shakes it and they go straight into a lock up, Caliban shoots behind chase and throws him for a german, chase lands on his feet and Caliban rolls back chase catches him with a wheelbarrow attempting a face buster but instead getting caught by an arm drag sending him out of the ring, Caliban sets up and runs the ropes leaping up and springboarding with one foot off the middle of the top rope into a big shooting star press to the outside
Ricky: Do not scream outgoing in my damn ear!
Caliban quick to recover shoves his opponent back into the ring and comes over the top rope with a halo but chase manages to avoid the move and both men make some distance with Chase going to the apron and Caliban getting as far across the ring as he can to avoid Chase taking advantage of his mistake. Caliban gets up and asks Chase to reset, they come back in and go again into the lock up and Caliban moves into a headlock, chase walks him back and shoots him off the ropes, Caliban comes back with a shoulder block taking Chase to the mat and running the ropes the other way, chase rolls back and lets Caliban run over him and makes his way to his feet, Caliban slides through his legs and chase runs forwards with Caliban following him, Chase Spring boards and floats over Calibans head running back at caliban who side steps him and chase goes into the ropes, Caliban drops down tripping Anton Backwards and rolling him up quickly with a package pin but Chase reverses into a pin of his own Caliban shoves Chase forwards into the turn buckle and gets up to follow
Chris: Chase hoping for that float over again
Ricky: NO! CALIBAN CAUGHT HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
Chris: JOKER DRIVER FROM NOWHERE!
Caliban pulls chase out of the corner and lays him out, he heads up top
Chris: INCOMING 630!
Ricky: CA...LI...BOOM! PIN!
1...
2...
3...
Ricky: That was insane!
Chris: Where did that come from!?
Caliban checks on his opponent to make sure he is ok and then helps him to his feet shaking his hand and raising his arm before Chase makes his way to the back, nodding to Codair as he goes as TJ backs up to let him leave with no sign of trouble, Caliban grabs a mike
Jordan Caliban: So that was my last bit of fun and games before I have to step into the ring with Graystone and I wanted to make sure this one goes down without a hitch hence why my boy Codair is standing on the ring apron right now
He walks over and and puts an arm round his shoulders
Jordan Caliban: See last week showed me something, I don't stand alone, the crowd your with me right!
Crowd: CALIBOOM! CALIBOOM! CALIBOOM!
Jordan Caliban: And I got one of the best in the company watching my back, see Im ready for you Gray, I got my punch down, I got my kicks tight and I got my clover leaf ready, do you want to see it!?
Crowd cheers
Jordan Caliban: Lemme hear that one more time, who wants to see what a real fucking cloverleaf looks like!
Crowd cheers again
Jordan Caliban: OK!
He walks towards the camera and pulls off his elbow pad revealing a new one underneath which has a 4 leaf clover on it
Jordan Caliban: Punch, Kick, Clover leaf, this right here is my clover leaf, this one wont make you scream in agony and make you tap out but it will make you bleed profusely and then KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
He grabs the sides of the camera lens and looks deep into it
Jordan Caliban: Graystone, something unbreakable, unfathomable, unendable and completely unstoppable, this way comes!
WINNER: JORDAN CALIBAN
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A limo arrives at the back of the arena, the back passenger door opens and a pair of long legs, very tanned and sultry exit the limo. Vixen extends her hand and a mans reaches out and Noah Hanson emerges. He smiles slightly and looks around and nods in approval.
"Where's your Uncle Sam?" Vixen asked as she looked around and shrugged her shoulders.
"He said he'd meet us here." Noah said with an uneasy look on his face.
Just then the load roar of a motorcycle echoes though the area and the visual of Samuel appears on a Harley. "Hey kid..." He said as he stepped off the bike. "Is this it?"
"Yeah..." Noah said with a nod.
"Well lets show them how Hansons do business..." Samuel growled.
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PWX WORLD CUP RD 1 MATCH
LAST REAL WOMEN vs TEAM WADE
[We cut to the ring where we see Team Wade standing in the ring. The rorschach and Deadpool theme song blares over the PA system. Both Team Wade members stand in the ring jumping around and entertaining the crowd. We see Noiz Nirad doing a cartwheel while Poz stretches in place. Noiz looks over at Poz and they high five for a moment.]
Ricky: Great! Team Wade gets an entrance! Not very much of one, but this is just great. I'd figure Team Wade would come out in body bags as tonight they've got the Last Real Women of Wrestling.
Chris: Honestly, this will be a test for both members of Team Wade and Johnny Poz and Noiz Nirad will be facing two former PWX tag team champions in Tiami Tyler and Jessica Harmony. But the question is, can they get along. We've seen some crazy things these last few weeks with Tiami Tyler, but one thing is for sure, Tiami and Jessica make a great unit.
[Lastica hits as Tiami and Jessica come walking out to the ramp. The white lights shine on them as both look at the other, smiling wide. Then the pair high five as they head down the ramp. A few high fives were given to the fans as the pair make their way in the ring. When in ring, both pose in the corners, getting the crowd as the fans sing along ot their theme music. They both then stretch out, getting ready for their opponents.]
Alexis Lace: And making their return to PWX competition as a unit; they are the former PWX Tag Team Champions: The Last Real Women!!!!!
Crowd: Last Real Women! Last Real Women!
Chris: I think we're going to definitely see a squash match come out of tonight.
Ricky: Yeah, wake me up when the Last Real Women win. I love boobs and ass, but this will be a blow out.
[The bell rings and immediately Noiz Nirad and Jessica Harmony step into the ring. Noiz immeidately reaches his hand out. Jessica Harmony looks confused for a moment. Jessica shrugs her shoulders, but as she shakes Noiz's hand she immediately gets zapped. Jessica looks at Noiz and shakes her head. She charges Noiz and immediately Noiz does the splits to get out of the way. She turns around and tries to get Noiz again, but Noiz immediately does it again. Finally, as Harmony charges Noiz for a last time he hits a monkey flip on her and then does a ninja pose for the crowd. ]
Crowd: Let's go Harmony! Let's go Tyler!
Ricky: Wow, I'm sort of impressed, Noiz starts off strong for his team, but with a hand buzzer? Really?
Chris: Just wait, the last Team Wade match had whoopie cushions. Vox Populi immediately killed them for that. But anyways, I received word from the back from the Establishment's office that this match will now be contested under Tag Team Elmination No Disqualification rules.
Ricky: Still it'll be an easy match for a heroes the Last Real Women.
[Harmony gets back up and dodges a clothesline from Noiz. She flips around and hits a DDT on Noiz. Noiz recovers for a moment dazed. Jessica Harmony immediately picks him up and hits a suplex on him. She then hits a moonsault on Noiz from the ground. As she locks the leg in for the pin fall, Noiz immediately rolls her into a count for a moment.]
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!!
Chris: Noiz apparently didn't want Jessica to end this match quickly. Noiz definitely shocked the world with that roll up.
Ricky: No joke, but let's put it to you this way...after you have Vox Populi, you change. But Jessica looks hot, and not in the good way. She thought this would have been an easy match. Jessica definitely didn't expect THIS Team Wade tonight.
[Noiz taunts Jessica for a moment, but Jessica immediately grabs Noiz. She tries flirting with him for a moment. He tries to slap her, but she grabs him and bites him. Jessica then immediately turns him around and hits a German suplex. Jessica then lands a drop kick on Noiz Nirad. She covers Noiz up for a two count. Noiz then hulks up for a moment. Jessica tries to hammer him with a punch. Noiz immediately charges back and hits few punches before hitting a whirling punch and knocking Jessica down on her ass. All the while, Johnny Poz reaches under the ring and grabs a pie tin and a can of yellow whipped cream. ]
Crowd: Yellow Subtitle! Yellow Subtitle!
Ricky; Oh shit, those things exist! I thought in their promo they...
Chris: Like I said, this'll be a comedy match at its finest. I mean look at Jessica, she played into a bit. She knows it'll be competitive. But yeah, trust me, here's where Team Wade starts getting owned.]
[Poz places the yellow whipped cream into the pie tin and hands it off towards Noiz. Noiz in the mean time makes the tag. Noiz then launches the pie straight into Jessica Harmony's face, while rolling from under the ring. Poz comes launching with a cross boy, but Jessica sticks up a big boot and Poz comes down. Jessica completely and utterly pissed off immediately starts taking Poz's head off with a series of punches. She wipes the whipped cream off her face and throws it on Poz. He oversells it for a moment. As Poz gets back to his feet, Jessica hits an exploder suplex onto Poz. Poz immediately goes flying across the ring. Jessica charges up and starts to charge at Poz, but Poz tries to send her into the turnbuckle. Harmony does an impressive handstand and waits for Poz to come hitting the turnbuckle. She picks Poz up and immediately hits a Superplex off the top rope. Jessica waits for TIami to tag her for them to hit a tag move, but Tiami stands there, just rolling her eyes for a moment.]
Ricky; Tiami's obviously not having fun with this match. Not like I am either, but definitely, you can tell something is wrong.
Chris: I don't know, but we know both of them haven't shown the same tastes in PWX since returning.
[Jessica runs back into the corner and slaps Tiami's hand passionately. Tiami acts like she doesn't want to come into this match, but reluctantly does in order to keep her teams momentum up. Poz stands up and immediately throws the air grenade at Tiami, but she no sells it and kicks it into the crowd. Poz turns around and immediately looks completely shocked, thinking he blew up half the arena. Tiami immediately rolls her eyes and kicks Poz stiffly in the stomach. He grabs his stomach and bends down for a moment. Tiami picks up Poz and powerbombs him stiffly onto the mat. Tiami covers Poz now.]
ONE!
TWO!
*SPRRAAAAYYYYY*
*BAM!!!!*
[Immediately Tiami gets hit with yellow silly string. She turns around and gets nailed with a boot in the head by Noiz. She stops pinning Poz, and immediately grabs the can of spray and chucks it into the audience. Poz tries to go for Tiami, Noiz joins in, but she immediately hits both men's heads together. Poz goes off into the corner, but Tiami takes and plants Noiz with a German suplex. Poz then starts to charge Tiami, however, Tiami gets out of the way and Poz lands shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Tiami then grabs Poz and puts him into a cloverleaf and pulls him Poz in the middle of the ring. Poz struggles for a moment. He tries to get to the ropes, but Tiami pulls him back. Poz looks like he's going to tap, but he forces Tiami off of him. Poz immediately kicks Tiami in the stomach and gets some advantage. He then picks Tiami up and hits an airplane spin on her. Poz then does the Poz-a-round the rosie for a few times. After Poz makes Tiami disoriented, she falls into her turnbuckle, knowing she's in control and Jessica makes the tag.]
Ricky: Tiami definitely can keep her liquor down. That spinning bullshit won't weaken her. This is exactly why Team Wade won't work in this torunament.
Chris: Yes, but they've gotten more offense and bullshit off than they normally do.
[Poz immediately ducks under a clothesline that Jessica tries to hit on him. However, as Jessica rebounds, she gets hit with a banana peel in the face. The camera cuts to the outside of the ring where we see Noiz chewing on a banana under his mask and the crowd somewhat pops and laughs. Poz hits a huricanarana on her and gets some offense in for a moment, but Jessica immediately tosses Poz around in the ring. Jessica immediately signals for a spear and quickly hits Poz with one, getting the domination back into the match.]
Crowd: Thank you, Harmony! Thank you, Harmony!
Chris: It's bad when the crowd hates the humor.
Ricky: Yes, the 1950's called...they want their fucking humor back. And this match is a disgrace to the Last Real Women.
Chris: Absolutely! Why did PWX invite Team Wade back into it? We obviously know Jessica Harmony will kill....
Ricky: OH SHIT! I think she's gotten domination now.
[Immediately, Noiz Nirad tries to charge the ring and tries to clobber Jessica Harmony with a steel chair all of a sudden as things start to turn serious. Jessica Harmony immediately grabs the steel chair and flattens Noiz with hit hard. She starts banging on Noiz's skull. He rolls out of the way. Jessica turns to Poz and immediately gets hit with an eye rake stiffly. Poz rolls up Jessica Harmony!!!]
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!
THRE!!!!
Chris: WOW! I cannot believe it, Poz eye raked her! What the fuck is starting to go on! The slap stick comedy has stopped!
RIcky: Team Wade wants to win a match for a change? Yeah right! Whatever's going on, it's definitely not good.
[Jessica immediately irate grabs Poz and starts hammer at him more. Jessica, infuriated that Team Wade now is LEGITMATELY trying to fight, lands the punches harder. She picks Poz up and nails a power slam. She immediately hits a release German Suplex. She rallies the crowd behind her more. She then hits a spinning heel kick. She then signal for her signature move. Noiz tries to come in this time with a pair of brass knuckles, but Jessica sees him. As he comes in the ring, she picks him up and throws him into the barricade. As she does, Poz tries to get up. Poz immediately charges, but Harmony gets out of the way and gets him up into the Rebel Yell! The crowd immediately pops. The crowd gets up on their feet and Jessica to try to doubly finish tags in Tiami. Tiami stands there for a few moments before she drops down to the turnbuckle. The referee immediately starts a count out. Jessica looks rather confused at Tiami going out of the ring, she walks up towards the entrance ramp.]
1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8...9...TEEEEEN!
Alexis Lace: Tiami Tyler has been elminated by count out!
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!
[Jessica looks on horrified, not sure of what to make what happened. She immediately tries to call Tiami back,but Tiami stays at the entrance ramp. She crosses her arms and watches Jessica from a distance. As Jessica sees this, Poz immediately grabs her and rolls her up, putting his legs on the ropes of the ring. The referee gets a two count, but Jessica gets out. Poz then starts kicking Jessica a few times. Poz then sends Jessica Harmony into the posts. He then nails a spear of his own into them. Harmony grabs her stomach, reeling for a moment. Poz then sets Harmony on the top rope. He then rushes at her and hits a shining wizard, stiffly towards her head. Poz then starts taunting the crowd, trolling them. The crowd immediately gets pissed off.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU POZ! FUCK YOU NOIZ!
[Jessica falls lifeless towards the mat. Poz immediately picks Harmony up and hits an Alabama Slam and tries to drop Harmony on her neck. The crowd hates her even more for the issue. Poz then grabs Harmony and tags into Noiz. Both men send Harmony into the ropes and hit a Dudley Death Drop from out of nowhere. Poz rolls out of the ring. Noiz then rushes towards the top turnbuckle. Noiz then hits a leg drop off the top rope onto Jessica's throat. He then pins Jessica.]
Ricky: ONE?!
Chris: TWO!
CROWD: NOOOOO!
Ricky: That was a close one! Both Poz and Noiz definitely are acting a lot different. I've never seen them this serious.
Chris: Definitely, but let's make no mistake. I'm impressed Harmony was actually able to kick out of that. The former PWX Hybrid Champion definitely has that tenacity to come out and rise up against the odds here.
[Noiz looks shocked and immediately nods over towards Poz. Poz throws in a lead pipe. He then signals with a cut across his throat to end Harmony. As Noiz tries, Harmony comes out of nowhere with another spear. She then immediately grabs the lead pipe and strikes Noiz across the head with hit. Poz tries to make an attempt to cut Harmony down, but Jessica takes Poz and sends him over the top rope. As Poz does, he rebounds on the apron, but she hits a superkick and sends him flying into the barricade. Noiz recovers and she immedaitely hits the Rebel Yell on Noiz. She covers Noiz and locks him both his leg and shoulder.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Alexis Lace: NOIZ NIRAD has been ELMINATED!
Ricky: Jessica could still do this for sure!
Chris: Yeah, surprisingly this has turned into a match. I cannot believe this is happening.
[Noiz rolls out of the ring and hides underneath it while the referee talks to Jessica. Jessica Harmony fights the referee off and goes towards Poz. She immediately grabs Poz and starts sending him into the barricades. She then tosses him straight into the steel steps, passionately! She looks determined to end this match. The referee immediately starts to count while Harmony goes to town on Poz. As Poz tries to run away through the crowd, Jessica grabs him for a moment by the mask. She tries to pull it off, but Poz then slaps her across the face. He then sticks up his hands like antlers and acts like he's sticking his tongue out at her. Jessica immediately punches him back and she grabs him and drapes him over the barricade. The referee is at a five count.]
Ricky: SHE'S GOING TO DDT HIM!
Chris: HOLY SHIT! AND BAM! There goes Poz's brains!
[Jessica immediately rolls back into the ring and restarts the ring count. She tosses Poz into a barricade for a moment. She goes and climbs towards the top turnbuckle and lands a missle drop kick on him into the barricade, taking out the barricade.]
Crowd; HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Chris: Jessica definitely doesn't like this match not going her way, she's making sure Poz doesn't try any tricks.
Ricky: Yes, she's at a 7 count now and she's getting ready to throw Poz back into the ring. She's going to FINISH HIM!
[As Jessica grabs Poz and tries to finish him off, we see Tiami Tyler immediately running back down the ramp. Jessica turns her head in confusion. However, as she does, we see Noiz Nirad roll back from under the ring. He immediately goes towards the other side and locks Jessica in the ring. Tiami climbs one side of the ring, Noiz the other. As she does, she immediately starts to put everything together, however, before she can do anything....]
BAM!!
Ricky: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Chris: NO FUCKING WAY!
Ricky: IT'S....THE....
Chris: FUCKING!!!!!
Both: EXECUTIVE PROMISE?!?!?!
[Tiami and Noiz get in the ring and both of them grab Jessica Harmony. They both act emotionless for a moment. They both slap Jessica Harmony for a moment to wake her up. Poz looks at Jessica Harmony directly in the eye. He then pulls off his mask and...]
Chris: IT IS! IT'S FUCKING HOLLYWOOD!
Ricky: Shit! Wait? WHAT?!
[Brian immediately charges up and slams her with another Executive Promise. After it hits, Brian hugs Tiami. Shortly after that, Noiz reveals himself as Darin Zion. Darin Zion immedaitely grabs a microphone. Tiami then demands the referee to count. Darin Zion immediately yells out while Brian covers Jessica Harmony to the disgust of the crowd.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Alexis Lace: Here are you winners for the....
Darin Zion: I've got this bitch! Here's your winners in the first Round World Cup Match: The Establishment: Brian Hollywood and Darin Zion.
[Immediately, Hollywood grabs the microphone from Zion and he looks at Jessica Harmony, and glares.]
Brian Hollywood: And this is why you don't cross me bitch! You find out that if you cross me, I'll fucking bury you!
[Tiami laughs and the three embrace as they walk off towards the back, celebrating the ruse.]
WINNERS: TEAM WADE???
LAST REAL WOMEN vs TEAM WADE
[We cut to the ring where we see Team Wade standing in the ring. The rorschach and Deadpool theme song blares over the PA system. Both Team Wade members stand in the ring jumping around and entertaining the crowd. We see Noiz Nirad doing a cartwheel while Poz stretches in place. Noiz looks over at Poz and they high five for a moment.]
Ricky: Great! Team Wade gets an entrance! Not very much of one, but this is just great. I'd figure Team Wade would come out in body bags as tonight they've got the Last Real Women of Wrestling.
Chris: Honestly, this will be a test for both members of Team Wade and Johnny Poz and Noiz Nirad will be facing two former PWX tag team champions in Tiami Tyler and Jessica Harmony. But the question is, can they get along. We've seen some crazy things these last few weeks with Tiami Tyler, but one thing is for sure, Tiami and Jessica make a great unit.
[Lastica hits as Tiami and Jessica come walking out to the ramp. The white lights shine on them as both look at the other, smiling wide. Then the pair high five as they head down the ramp. A few high fives were given to the fans as the pair make their way in the ring. When in ring, both pose in the corners, getting the crowd as the fans sing along ot their theme music. They both then stretch out, getting ready for their opponents.]
Alexis Lace: And making their return to PWX competition as a unit; they are the former PWX Tag Team Champions: The Last Real Women!!!!!
Crowd: Last Real Women! Last Real Women!
Chris: I think we're going to definitely see a squash match come out of tonight.
Ricky: Yeah, wake me up when the Last Real Women win. I love boobs and ass, but this will be a blow out.
[The bell rings and immediately Noiz Nirad and Jessica Harmony step into the ring. Noiz immeidately reaches his hand out. Jessica Harmony looks confused for a moment. Jessica shrugs her shoulders, but as she shakes Noiz's hand she immediately gets zapped. Jessica looks at Noiz and shakes her head. She charges Noiz and immediately Noiz does the splits to get out of the way. She turns around and tries to get Noiz again, but Noiz immediately does it again. Finally, as Harmony charges Noiz for a last time he hits a monkey flip on her and then does a ninja pose for the crowd. ]
Crowd: Let's go Harmony! Let's go Tyler!
Ricky: Wow, I'm sort of impressed, Noiz starts off strong for his team, but with a hand buzzer? Really?
Chris: Just wait, the last Team Wade match had whoopie cushions. Vox Populi immediately killed them for that. But anyways, I received word from the back from the Establishment's office that this match will now be contested under Tag Team Elmination No Disqualification rules.
Ricky: Still it'll be an easy match for a heroes the Last Real Women.
[Harmony gets back up and dodges a clothesline from Noiz. She flips around and hits a DDT on Noiz. Noiz recovers for a moment dazed. Jessica Harmony immediately picks him up and hits a suplex on him. She then hits a moonsault on Noiz from the ground. As she locks the leg in for the pin fall, Noiz immediately rolls her into a count for a moment.]
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!!
Chris: Noiz apparently didn't want Jessica to end this match quickly. Noiz definitely shocked the world with that roll up.
Ricky: No joke, but let's put it to you this way...after you have Vox Populi, you change. But Jessica looks hot, and not in the good way. She thought this would have been an easy match. Jessica definitely didn't expect THIS Team Wade tonight.
[Noiz taunts Jessica for a moment, but Jessica immediately grabs Noiz. She tries flirting with him for a moment. He tries to slap her, but she grabs him and bites him. Jessica then immediately turns him around and hits a German suplex. Jessica then lands a drop kick on Noiz Nirad. She covers Noiz up for a two count. Noiz then hulks up for a moment. Jessica tries to hammer him with a punch. Noiz immediately charges back and hits few punches before hitting a whirling punch and knocking Jessica down on her ass. All the while, Johnny Poz reaches under the ring and grabs a pie tin and a can of yellow whipped cream. ]
Crowd: Yellow Subtitle! Yellow Subtitle!
Ricky; Oh shit, those things exist! I thought in their promo they...
Chris: Like I said, this'll be a comedy match at its finest. I mean look at Jessica, she played into a bit. She knows it'll be competitive. But yeah, trust me, here's where Team Wade starts getting owned.]
[Poz places the yellow whipped cream into the pie tin and hands it off towards Noiz. Noiz in the mean time makes the tag. Noiz then launches the pie straight into Jessica Harmony's face, while rolling from under the ring. Poz comes launching with a cross boy, but Jessica sticks up a big boot and Poz comes down. Jessica completely and utterly pissed off immediately starts taking Poz's head off with a series of punches. She wipes the whipped cream off her face and throws it on Poz. He oversells it for a moment. As Poz gets back to his feet, Jessica hits an exploder suplex onto Poz. Poz immediately goes flying across the ring. Jessica charges up and starts to charge at Poz, but Poz tries to send her into the turnbuckle. Harmony does an impressive handstand and waits for Poz to come hitting the turnbuckle. She picks Poz up and immediately hits a Superplex off the top rope. Jessica waits for TIami to tag her for them to hit a tag move, but Tiami stands there, just rolling her eyes for a moment.]
Ricky; Tiami's obviously not having fun with this match. Not like I am either, but definitely, you can tell something is wrong.
Chris: I don't know, but we know both of them haven't shown the same tastes in PWX since returning.
[Jessica runs back into the corner and slaps Tiami's hand passionately. Tiami acts like she doesn't want to come into this match, but reluctantly does in order to keep her teams momentum up. Poz stands up and immediately throws the air grenade at Tiami, but she no sells it and kicks it into the crowd. Poz turns around and immediately looks completely shocked, thinking he blew up half the arena. Tiami immediately rolls her eyes and kicks Poz stiffly in the stomach. He grabs his stomach and bends down for a moment. Tiami picks up Poz and powerbombs him stiffly onto the mat. Tiami covers Poz now.]
ONE!
TWO!
*SPRRAAAAYYYYY*
*BAM!!!!*
[Immediately Tiami gets hit with yellow silly string. She turns around and gets nailed with a boot in the head by Noiz. She stops pinning Poz, and immediately grabs the can of spray and chucks it into the audience. Poz tries to go for Tiami, Noiz joins in, but she immediately hits both men's heads together. Poz goes off into the corner, but Tiami takes and plants Noiz with a German suplex. Poz then starts to charge Tiami, however, Tiami gets out of the way and Poz lands shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Tiami then grabs Poz and puts him into a cloverleaf and pulls him Poz in the middle of the ring. Poz struggles for a moment. He tries to get to the ropes, but Tiami pulls him back. Poz looks like he's going to tap, but he forces Tiami off of him. Poz immediately kicks Tiami in the stomach and gets some advantage. He then picks Tiami up and hits an airplane spin on her. Poz then does the Poz-a-round the rosie for a few times. After Poz makes Tiami disoriented, she falls into her turnbuckle, knowing she's in control and Jessica makes the tag.]
Ricky: Tiami definitely can keep her liquor down. That spinning bullshit won't weaken her. This is exactly why Team Wade won't work in this torunament.
Chris: Yes, but they've gotten more offense and bullshit off than they normally do.
[Poz immediately ducks under a clothesline that Jessica tries to hit on him. However, as Jessica rebounds, she gets hit with a banana peel in the face. The camera cuts to the outside of the ring where we see Noiz chewing on a banana under his mask and the crowd somewhat pops and laughs. Poz hits a huricanarana on her and gets some offense in for a moment, but Jessica immediately tosses Poz around in the ring. Jessica immediately signals for a spear and quickly hits Poz with one, getting the domination back into the match.]
Crowd: Thank you, Harmony! Thank you, Harmony!
Chris: It's bad when the crowd hates the humor.
Ricky: Yes, the 1950's called...they want their fucking humor back. And this match is a disgrace to the Last Real Women.
Chris: Absolutely! Why did PWX invite Team Wade back into it? We obviously know Jessica Harmony will kill....
Ricky: OH SHIT! I think she's gotten domination now.
[Immediately, Noiz Nirad tries to charge the ring and tries to clobber Jessica Harmony with a steel chair all of a sudden as things start to turn serious. Jessica Harmony immediately grabs the steel chair and flattens Noiz with hit hard. She starts banging on Noiz's skull. He rolls out of the way. Jessica turns to Poz and immediately gets hit with an eye rake stiffly. Poz rolls up Jessica Harmony!!!]
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!
THRE!!!!
Chris: WOW! I cannot believe it, Poz eye raked her! What the fuck is starting to go on! The slap stick comedy has stopped!
RIcky: Team Wade wants to win a match for a change? Yeah right! Whatever's going on, it's definitely not good.
[Jessica immediately irate grabs Poz and starts hammer at him more. Jessica, infuriated that Team Wade now is LEGITMATELY trying to fight, lands the punches harder. She picks Poz up and nails a power slam. She immediately hits a release German Suplex. She rallies the crowd behind her more. She then hits a spinning heel kick. She then signal for her signature move. Noiz tries to come in this time with a pair of brass knuckles, but Jessica sees him. As he comes in the ring, she picks him up and throws him into the barricade. As she does, Poz tries to get up. Poz immediately charges, but Harmony gets out of the way and gets him up into the Rebel Yell! The crowd immediately pops. The crowd gets up on their feet and Jessica to try to doubly finish tags in Tiami. Tiami stands there for a few moments before she drops down to the turnbuckle. The referee immediately starts a count out. Jessica looks rather confused at Tiami going out of the ring, she walks up towards the entrance ramp.]
1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8...9...TEEEEEN!
Alexis Lace: Tiami Tyler has been elminated by count out!
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!
[Jessica looks on horrified, not sure of what to make what happened. She immediately tries to call Tiami back,but Tiami stays at the entrance ramp. She crosses her arms and watches Jessica from a distance. As Jessica sees this, Poz immediately grabs her and rolls her up, putting his legs on the ropes of the ring. The referee gets a two count, but Jessica gets out. Poz then starts kicking Jessica a few times. Poz then sends Jessica Harmony into the posts. He then nails a spear of his own into them. Harmony grabs her stomach, reeling for a moment. Poz then sets Harmony on the top rope. He then rushes at her and hits a shining wizard, stiffly towards her head. Poz then starts taunting the crowd, trolling them. The crowd immediately gets pissed off.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU POZ! FUCK YOU NOIZ!
[Jessica falls lifeless towards the mat. Poz immediately picks Harmony up and hits an Alabama Slam and tries to drop Harmony on her neck. The crowd hates her even more for the issue. Poz then grabs Harmony and tags into Noiz. Both men send Harmony into the ropes and hit a Dudley Death Drop from out of nowhere. Poz rolls out of the ring. Noiz then rushes towards the top turnbuckle. Noiz then hits a leg drop off the top rope onto Jessica's throat. He then pins Jessica.]
Ricky: ONE?!
Chris: TWO!
CROWD: NOOOOO!
Ricky: That was a close one! Both Poz and Noiz definitely are acting a lot different. I've never seen them this serious.
Chris: Definitely, but let's make no mistake. I'm impressed Harmony was actually able to kick out of that. The former PWX Hybrid Champion definitely has that tenacity to come out and rise up against the odds here.
[Noiz looks shocked and immediately nods over towards Poz. Poz throws in a lead pipe. He then signals with a cut across his throat to end Harmony. As Noiz tries, Harmony comes out of nowhere with another spear. She then immediately grabs the lead pipe and strikes Noiz across the head with hit. Poz tries to make an attempt to cut Harmony down, but Jessica takes Poz and sends him over the top rope. As Poz does, he rebounds on the apron, but she hits a superkick and sends him flying into the barricade. Noiz recovers and she immedaitely hits the Rebel Yell on Noiz. She covers Noiz and locks him both his leg and shoulder.]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Alexis Lace: NOIZ NIRAD has been ELMINATED!
Ricky: Jessica could still do this for sure!
Chris: Yeah, surprisingly this has turned into a match. I cannot believe this is happening.
[Noiz rolls out of the ring and hides underneath it while the referee talks to Jessica. Jessica Harmony fights the referee off and goes towards Poz. She immediately grabs Poz and starts sending him into the barricades. She then tosses him straight into the steel steps, passionately! She looks determined to end this match. The referee immediately starts to count while Harmony goes to town on Poz. As Poz tries to run away through the crowd, Jessica grabs him for a moment by the mask. She tries to pull it off, but Poz then slaps her across the face. He then sticks up his hands like antlers and acts like he's sticking his tongue out at her. Jessica immediately punches him back and she grabs him and drapes him over the barricade. The referee is at a five count.]
Ricky: SHE'S GOING TO DDT HIM!
Chris: HOLY SHIT! AND BAM! There goes Poz's brains!
[Jessica immediately rolls back into the ring and restarts the ring count. She tosses Poz into a barricade for a moment. She goes and climbs towards the top turnbuckle and lands a missle drop kick on him into the barricade, taking out the barricade.]
Crowd; HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Chris: Jessica definitely doesn't like this match not going her way, she's making sure Poz doesn't try any tricks.
Ricky: Yes, she's at a 7 count now and she's getting ready to throw Poz back into the ring. She's going to FINISH HIM!
[As Jessica grabs Poz and tries to finish him off, we see Tiami Tyler immediately running back down the ramp. Jessica turns her head in confusion. However, as she does, we see Noiz Nirad roll back from under the ring. He immediately goes towards the other side and locks Jessica in the ring. Tiami climbs one side of the ring, Noiz the other. As she does, she immediately starts to put everything together, however, before she can do anything....]
BAM!!
Ricky: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Chris: NO FUCKING WAY!
Ricky: IT'S....THE....
Chris: FUCKING!!!!!
Both: EXECUTIVE PROMISE?!?!?!
[Tiami and Noiz get in the ring and both of them grab Jessica Harmony. They both act emotionless for a moment. They both slap Jessica Harmony for a moment to wake her up. Poz looks at Jessica Harmony directly in the eye. He then pulls off his mask and...]
Chris: IT IS! IT'S FUCKING HOLLYWOOD!
Ricky: Shit! Wait? WHAT?!
[Brian immediately charges up and slams her with another Executive Promise. After it hits, Brian hugs Tiami. Shortly after that, Noiz reveals himself as Darin Zion. Darin Zion immedaitely grabs a microphone. Tiami then demands the referee to count. Darin Zion immediately yells out while Brian covers Jessica Harmony to the disgust of the crowd.]
Crowd: FUCK YOU ZION! FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Alexis Lace: Here are you winners for the....
Darin Zion: I've got this bitch! Here's your winners in the first Round World Cup Match: The Establishment: Brian Hollywood and Darin Zion.
[Immediately, Hollywood grabs the microphone from Zion and he looks at Jessica Harmony, and glares.]
Brian Hollywood: And this is why you don't cross me bitch! You find out that if you cross me, I'll fucking bury you!
[Tiami laughs and the three embrace as they walk off towards the back, celebrating the ruse.]
WINNERS: TEAM WADE???
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MAIN EVENT
PWX WORLD CUP RD 1 MATCH
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: TIAMI TYLER
TEAM HANSON vs STONEGANTI
Chris: Main Event time!
Ricky: StoneGanti vs Team Hanson is gonna be good! I can actually say I'm quite excited for this main event!
Chris: Well that's a first!
Ricky: Your telling me..
Team Hanson and StoneGanti are both in the ring. There are no handshakes as Tiami Tyler, who is the special guest referee, calls for the bell. Samuel and Noah confer and Noah nods his head as he starts off the match. Troy starts things off for StoneGanti as Ophelia makes her way out of the ring. Ophelia glares at Tiami as she hates the fact that she is refereeing this match. Noah and Troy lock up in the middle of the ring and this match is officially underway. Noah and Troy lock up briefly but then break away and circle each other a few times before locking in again. There is a brief lock battle, but Noah ends up winning the strength war as he grapples Stone easily. Noah hits a snap suplex which drives Stone's back hard into the mat. Noah drops a couple boots into Stone's face before dragging him up and taking him back down with a scoop slam into the mat. Noah goes for a cover.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Chris: Noah is not going very easy on Stone in the early get go. Seems like Tiami is pretty reluctant to make that count eh?
Ricky: What did you expect? Noah knows Stone is the PWX Champion. He's going to take it right to him! As for Tiami, do you honestly expect anything different from someone who wants nothing more than to fuck Ophelia over?
Chris: That is true. Noah has built a reputation as of late with taking down current and former PWX Champions.
Noah strikes a few right hooks into Stone before tossing him into the ropes. Stone bounces off them but comes back at Noah and takes him down with a full body splash. Stone gets to his feet fast as he drops several elbows onto Noah. Noah is able to fend off the latest elbow assault as Noah curves a jab right into Stone and then plants him with a single arm DDT. Noah then grapples with Stone and hits a back suplex that takes Stone back down to the mat. Noah goes for the cover once again.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Noah starts to head to the top rope, but looks right at Samuel. Sam nods his head as he wants in the match. Noah happily nods his head as he tags in his Uncle Sam. Sam gets in the ring and circles Stone, who is starting to buzz a little as he get to his knees. Sam levels Stone with several right and left punches. He then decks Stone with a roundhouse kick that comes center to the side of Stone's head as Stone falls face first to the mat. Sam turns Stone over and hooks his leg.
ONE
TWO
THRE....KICKOUT!
Chris: Wow, Noah's Uncle was going to town on the PWX Champion!
Ricky: Sam doesn't look much like a wrestler, but more like a fighter.
Chris: What ever the case, Sam looks like he's holding his own pretty well in there!
Sam starts unleashing more punches as he mounts Stone and just sends right after right jabs at Stone. Stone finally fends it off and is able to make the tag into Ophelia Morganti. Ophelia gets in the ring and charges at Sam. Sam moves out of the way and bounces off the ropes and takes Ophelia down with a clothesline. Sam makes it back to his corner as he tags back in Noah. Noah hits the ring again as Ophelia comes off the ropes herself and is able to bring Noah down with a front drop kick. Noah is able to get back up but Ophelia follows it up with a facebuster. She goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
KICK OUT
Chris: That seemed like a looong count!
Ricky: Look at the face of Ophelia! She looks pissed!
Ophelia gets right up in Tiami's face. Tiami just looks at her in a you can't threaten me, I'm the referee kind of way. Ophelia rolls her eyes as she turns her attention back to Noah. As Noah gets back to his feet, Ophelia hops behind him and puts Noah in a sleeper hold. Noah struggles for a good portion of time as he twists to try and fling Ophelia off of him. No luck as Noah now attempts to grab Ophelia. She pulls backwards as Noah falls to his knees. Noah starts to fade but is able to maintain his resolve and get back to his feet. He races back towards the turnbuckle and slams Ophelia into the corner turnbuckle a few times as Ophelia is forced to let go and hits the mat. As Noah turns around, Ophelia is able to launch herself towards Troy and is able to make the tag back into Troy. Troy comes into the ring but is quickly taken down by Noah with a swinging neckbreaker. Noah then heads to the top rope and is able to land a nice moonsault on Troy. Noah goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THRE....KICKOUT!
Chris: Man, Troy is taking a beating! He can't seem to find the right offensive flow tonight!
Ricky: Noah is smart. He knows how to keep a certain pace of the match going in his favor.
Ophelia starts to cause commotion from the corner as she starts to call out Tiami on her pin counting antics. Tiami starts to walk towards Ophelia as Noah gets Troy back to his feet. Troy hits Cloud Nine out of nowhere as Noah falls to the mat hard. Troy goes for the cover, but Tiami's attention is at Ophelia. Ophelia now sees this and starts to argue with Tiami. Tiami has had enough and actually decks Ophelia who falls from the apron to the outside. Troy notices that its taking forever to get a count and gets up and confronts Tiami. Tiami just looks at him and throws the referee shirt in his face to indicate for him not to get out of hand. Some time goes by as Noah is able to get back to his feet. Tiami shrugs it off and Troy looks back and notices Noah is back to his feet. However, before anything else can happen, some commotion can be heard coming from the entrance ramp.
Chris: Wait a minute, what the hell is going on?!
Wrath walks out from behind the curtain with a chair in hand and starts down the ramp in the middle of the match between Stoneganti and the Hanson’s. Wrath gets down to ring side and walks over to the ring announcer and taking the microphone from him. He starts talking as he’s walking up the stairs into the ring.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Whoa whoa whoa! Cool it for just a minute.
[Troy Stone and Noah Hanson stop as Wrath steps between the two of them. Both look confused as to what to do in the situation.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: No, I’m sorry. This isn’t personal.
[Noah looks at Wrath with caution, and then Wrath rifles off a chop at Noah’s chest. It connects and Noah looks at him angrily, as if he’s about to swing. The ref turns and rings the bell and the ring announcer comes over the speaker clear as day.]
Alexis Lace: The winner of the match by disqualification… the Hansons!
[Wrath laughs.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Sorry Hansons, now that I’ve cost Troy Stone the match and ruined his chances to win the tag titles too…
[Wrath smacks the chair on the mat a couple of times like he’s winding up for a huge swing and goes after Troy with the chair. Troy ducks Wrath’s big swing and catches Wrath with a quick boot to the stomach. Stone hits Wrath with a quick DDT that drives him into the mat. Stone pops up and taunts to the crowd. But Wrath is up very quickly and doesn’t look happy. Troy turns around only to find Wrath back on his feet. Stone steps up and rifles off a right hand that Wrath eats and no sells. Stone rifles off another right that Wrath turns and laughs at. Stone winds back for another big punch and connects, staggering Wrath.]
Ricky: The fight is on! They’re not waiting for Hostile Takeover!
Chris: This is crazy! Someone stop this!
[Stone throws another right and Wrath bobs out of the way and catches Stone with a stiff left jab. Stone wobbles and throws a left that Wrath dips. Wrath lays into Stone with a solid left hook to the body. Stone throws another right hook. Wrath dips under it and throws two quick uppercuts, one to the body, and one that damn near tears Stone’s head off. Stone’s knees buckle and he falls back flat onto the mat; blood pouring from his nose. Wrath laughs and walks over, picking the microphone back up.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: What was that Troy?! You think you’re ready for a war with me!? You’re going to get it. Hostile Takeover, I’m taking the god damn PWX World Championship home with me. I’m going to batter you and punish you every step of the way. You support Brian! You’re his fucking champion. And I’m the guy that’s going to bring the establishment to its knees. I’m the man that’s going to crumble their whole fucking empire. Piece by piece I’m taking you all down! You got into the wrong fight Troy. Now everyone join in. ONE! TWO!
[Wrath holds up the microphone for the crowd to start counting along with him. They start their count, and Troy starts to try to get up around the count of six. Troy tries to get up using the ropes, but falls back on weak knees and lays back in the center of the ring as the crowd gets to the ten count! The crowd flips out and starts cheering loudly. Troy starts to sit up again.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Troy… that freight train that hit you… that was me!
[Wrath throws the microphone, hitting Stone in the head and laying him flat in the ring again. Wrath rolls out of the ring and starts up the ramp as “The Crown is Mine” by the Heavy Metal Kings starts to play. The camera fades to a commercial break.]
WINNERS: TEAM HANSON
PWX WORLD CUP RD 1 MATCH
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: TIAMI TYLER
TEAM HANSON vs STONEGANTI
Chris: Main Event time!
Ricky: StoneGanti vs Team Hanson is gonna be good! I can actually say I'm quite excited for this main event!
Chris: Well that's a first!
Ricky: Your telling me..
Team Hanson and StoneGanti are both in the ring. There are no handshakes as Tiami Tyler, who is the special guest referee, calls for the bell. Samuel and Noah confer and Noah nods his head as he starts off the match. Troy starts things off for StoneGanti as Ophelia makes her way out of the ring. Ophelia glares at Tiami as she hates the fact that she is refereeing this match. Noah and Troy lock up in the middle of the ring and this match is officially underway. Noah and Troy lock up briefly but then break away and circle each other a few times before locking in again. There is a brief lock battle, but Noah ends up winning the strength war as he grapples Stone easily. Noah hits a snap suplex which drives Stone's back hard into the mat. Noah drops a couple boots into Stone's face before dragging him up and taking him back down with a scoop slam into the mat. Noah goes for a cover.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Chris: Noah is not going very easy on Stone in the early get go. Seems like Tiami is pretty reluctant to make that count eh?
Ricky: What did you expect? Noah knows Stone is the PWX Champion. He's going to take it right to him! As for Tiami, do you honestly expect anything different from someone who wants nothing more than to fuck Ophelia over?
Chris: That is true. Noah has built a reputation as of late with taking down current and former PWX Champions.
Noah strikes a few right hooks into Stone before tossing him into the ropes. Stone bounces off them but comes back at Noah and takes him down with a full body splash. Stone gets to his feet fast as he drops several elbows onto Noah. Noah is able to fend off the latest elbow assault as Noah curves a jab right into Stone and then plants him with a single arm DDT. Noah then grapples with Stone and hits a back suplex that takes Stone back down to the mat. Noah goes for the cover once again.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Noah starts to head to the top rope, but looks right at Samuel. Sam nods his head as he wants in the match. Noah happily nods his head as he tags in his Uncle Sam. Sam gets in the ring and circles Stone, who is starting to buzz a little as he get to his knees. Sam levels Stone with several right and left punches. He then decks Stone with a roundhouse kick that comes center to the side of Stone's head as Stone falls face first to the mat. Sam turns Stone over and hooks his leg.
ONE
TWO
THRE....KICKOUT!
Chris: Wow, Noah's Uncle was going to town on the PWX Champion!
Ricky: Sam doesn't look much like a wrestler, but more like a fighter.
Chris: What ever the case, Sam looks like he's holding his own pretty well in there!
Sam starts unleashing more punches as he mounts Stone and just sends right after right jabs at Stone. Stone finally fends it off and is able to make the tag into Ophelia Morganti. Ophelia gets in the ring and charges at Sam. Sam moves out of the way and bounces off the ropes and takes Ophelia down with a clothesline. Sam makes it back to his corner as he tags back in Noah. Noah hits the ring again as Ophelia comes off the ropes herself and is able to bring Noah down with a front drop kick. Noah is able to get back up but Ophelia follows it up with a facebuster. She goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
KICK OUT
Chris: That seemed like a looong count!
Ricky: Look at the face of Ophelia! She looks pissed!
Ophelia gets right up in Tiami's face. Tiami just looks at her in a you can't threaten me, I'm the referee kind of way. Ophelia rolls her eyes as she turns her attention back to Noah. As Noah gets back to his feet, Ophelia hops behind him and puts Noah in a sleeper hold. Noah struggles for a good portion of time as he twists to try and fling Ophelia off of him. No luck as Noah now attempts to grab Ophelia. She pulls backwards as Noah falls to his knees. Noah starts to fade but is able to maintain his resolve and get back to his feet. He races back towards the turnbuckle and slams Ophelia into the corner turnbuckle a few times as Ophelia is forced to let go and hits the mat. As Noah turns around, Ophelia is able to launch herself towards Troy and is able to make the tag back into Troy. Troy comes into the ring but is quickly taken down by Noah with a swinging neckbreaker. Noah then heads to the top rope and is able to land a nice moonsault on Troy. Noah goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THRE....KICKOUT!
Chris: Man, Troy is taking a beating! He can't seem to find the right offensive flow tonight!
Ricky: Noah is smart. He knows how to keep a certain pace of the match going in his favor.
Ophelia starts to cause commotion from the corner as she starts to call out Tiami on her pin counting antics. Tiami starts to walk towards Ophelia as Noah gets Troy back to his feet. Troy hits Cloud Nine out of nowhere as Noah falls to the mat hard. Troy goes for the cover, but Tiami's attention is at Ophelia. Ophelia now sees this and starts to argue with Tiami. Tiami has had enough and actually decks Ophelia who falls from the apron to the outside. Troy notices that its taking forever to get a count and gets up and confronts Tiami. Tiami just looks at him and throws the referee shirt in his face to indicate for him not to get out of hand. Some time goes by as Noah is able to get back to his feet. Tiami shrugs it off and Troy looks back and notices Noah is back to his feet. However, before anything else can happen, some commotion can be heard coming from the entrance ramp.
Chris: Wait a minute, what the hell is going on?!
Wrath walks out from behind the curtain with a chair in hand and starts down the ramp in the middle of the match between Stoneganti and the Hanson’s. Wrath gets down to ring side and walks over to the ring announcer and taking the microphone from him. He starts talking as he’s walking up the stairs into the ring.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Whoa whoa whoa! Cool it for just a minute.
[Troy Stone and Noah Hanson stop as Wrath steps between the two of them. Both look confused as to what to do in the situation.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: No, I’m sorry. This isn’t personal.
[Noah looks at Wrath with caution, and then Wrath rifles off a chop at Noah’s chest. It connects and Noah looks at him angrily, as if he’s about to swing. The ref turns and rings the bell and the ring announcer comes over the speaker clear as day.]
Alexis Lace: The winner of the match by disqualification… the Hansons!
[Wrath laughs.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Sorry Hansons, now that I’ve cost Troy Stone the match and ruined his chances to win the tag titles too…
[Wrath smacks the chair on the mat a couple of times like he’s winding up for a huge swing and goes after Troy with the chair. Troy ducks Wrath’s big swing and catches Wrath with a quick boot to the stomach. Stone hits Wrath with a quick DDT that drives him into the mat. Stone pops up and taunts to the crowd. But Wrath is up very quickly and doesn’t look happy. Troy turns around only to find Wrath back on his feet. Stone steps up and rifles off a right hand that Wrath eats and no sells. Stone rifles off another right that Wrath turns and laughs at. Stone winds back for another big punch and connects, staggering Wrath.]
Ricky: The fight is on! They’re not waiting for Hostile Takeover!
Chris: This is crazy! Someone stop this!
[Stone throws another right and Wrath bobs out of the way and catches Stone with a stiff left jab. Stone wobbles and throws a left that Wrath dips. Wrath lays into Stone with a solid left hook to the body. Stone throws another right hook. Wrath dips under it and throws two quick uppercuts, one to the body, and one that damn near tears Stone’s head off. Stone’s knees buckle and he falls back flat onto the mat; blood pouring from his nose. Wrath laughs and walks over, picking the microphone back up.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: What was that Troy?! You think you’re ready for a war with me!? You’re going to get it. Hostile Takeover, I’m taking the god damn PWX World Championship home with me. I’m going to batter you and punish you every step of the way. You support Brian! You’re his fucking champion. And I’m the guy that’s going to bring the establishment to its knees. I’m the man that’s going to crumble their whole fucking empire. Piece by piece I’m taking you all down! You got into the wrong fight Troy. Now everyone join in. ONE! TWO!
[Wrath holds up the microphone for the crowd to start counting along with him. They start their count, and Troy starts to try to get up around the count of six. Troy tries to get up using the ropes, but falls back on weak knees and lays back in the center of the ring as the crowd gets to the ten count! The crowd flips out and starts cheering loudly. Troy starts to sit up again.]
John “Wrath” Ojeda: Troy… that freight train that hit you… that was me!
[Wrath throws the microphone, hitting Stone in the head and laying him flat in the ring again. Wrath rolls out of the ring and starts up the ramp as “The Crown is Mine” by the Heavy Metal Kings starts to play. The camera fades to a commercial break.]
WINNERS: TEAM HANSON
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Chris: WOW! What a main event we just witnessed! I'm pretty certain that Tiami Tyler had a lot to do with the loss for StoneGanti despite Ojeda's slightly comical DQ end.
Ricky: That's not how you treat the PWX Champion! I'm sure Ojeda will pay for that come time for Hostile Takeover. As for Tiami, she's hot, I actually enjoyed her routine in that ring tonight.
Chris: I feel like that has hypocrite written all over it..
Ricky: Who's judging?
Chris: Anyways, on that note folks, it's been one HELL of an evening on Adrenaline tonight! If tonight's events are any constellation for what Hostile Takeover is going to be like, than I sure as hell can't wait for that to come next week! Which speaking of which, Hostile Takeover begins our Canadian tour!
Ricky: Oh joy.
Chris: Hostile Takeover will be coming to you LIVE from Ontario, Canada! So well see you all then, ladies and gentlemen, and goodnight!
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