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Post by wrath on Feb 15, 2014 2:22:55 GMT -5
The rules are simple... go on a rant. About anything. Channel your best Alex Jones and go on a rant.
FUCK THAT LEVINE GUY! I hate this stupid douchebag. Waahhh acne prevented me from looking people in the eye and being assertive with them. Stop your crying you whiny fairy faggot mother fucker. You got to look at Christina Agulera's hotness before she was fat and your douchebag ass is whining and hocking proactiv. Fuck you. I hope you choke on a preztle and one of your band members fucks you in the ass and it ruptures and you die because you had your asshole blown out and bled to death from it. FUCK YOU!
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Post by codair on Feb 15, 2014 3:02:07 GMT -5
Paris hilton, that fucking untalented dumb twat is useless. I mean shit watch her porn, she can't even fuck right. Watch her movies, only thing that was good about her acting was when she died by a god damn pole in house of wax, on her knees gobbling up something hard, who woulda thunk, that little bitch seemed way to comfy there. Bitch sucked her way to that role, and lets not talk about her god damn music career. Self centered little fucking twat, im sorry, not little, the bitch in the porno didnt even seemed to enjoy sex. Whats that say, other then shes been railed by anyone and everyone, hell im sure Corey Gein wrecked that shit. Ya know the good thing about that bitch is. every guy has something to look at and go fuck, im staying away from that type of twat. She can't act, she can't fuck, hell, all she is good for it blowing lines and blowing guys, and she can't even do that right.
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 15, 2014 8:29:19 GMT -5
*Rant on fans bad mouthing a John Cena Streak attempt, by somebody who is NOT a John Cena fan, before reading please drop any petty alliances to the attitude era and open your fucking eyes to the truth in front of you, this argument has gone on way to long
Personal thoughts on Takers opponent at mania. Cena on the road to much to really work on it and Lesnar wont care enough to be safe and really work on it but Sting and Taker if they had more time could go away and work for months on giving us all the final match both their careers deserve against an opponent that they should of been in the ring with a decade ago.
To all the "fans" jumping on Cena and "what he has been given" Did Cena EVER walk out on WWE? No, has he ever put ANYTHING over his job and the fans in WWE? No, the man has granted over 400 wishes for make a wish, something that doesn't happen, he lost his childhood sweetheart for this business, his merchandise sells more than Mysterio's, Bryan's, Punk's, Taker's the list goes on, Cena is Rock popular and is still doing 4 house shows a week, working more hurt than anyone else in the business does (including CM Punk) Cena earned what he was given, just because you don't like the dudes character nobody should ever, EVER doubt that the guy has probably worked harder at his job than any of his critics ever have at theirs.
5 wrestling move arguments? Ok Stone cold: Stunner, punch, kick, lou thesz, sharp shooter and running jumping guillotine thing in the ropes. The Rock: Rock bottom, Spinebuster, sharp shooter, Peoples elbow Punches and kicks. Taker: Chokeslam, last ride, Tombstone, old school, running leg drop. Kane: Chokeslam, tombstone, off the top rope clothesline, big boot, There you go some of the biggest names in the business ever and I had to add punches and kicks to a couple of the lists to pad them out, I don't have to do that with Cena. Hell even CM Punk admitted he was doing 2 moves a match basically by the end of his run
And my last point, why is jobbing to Taker to keep him relevant every year prestigious? And especially why is breaking the Streak Prestigious? Congratulations you where deemed worthy of beating undertaker, it's like someone having a go at whoever "shot JR" because the rest of the world didn't like the character enough to do it even though they all really wanted to see how and who did it. One of the main reasons WWE is so far down the toilet now is because regardless of what happens you guys piss on their top guy, one who has never went away or even had an inkling to go away, he has never had aspirations higher than making the WWE fans happy and goes above and beyond every single day to make that happen. John Cena is the big dog in that yard now and he is the locker room leader now taker is gone and yet everyone treats him like he is Randy Orton or Dave Bautista or hell god forbid feckin Brock Lesnar, all guys who you would cheer the crap out of if they beat the streak, now tell me which one of them will stop and sign an autograph for a 5 year old kid as they go to celebrate being the biggest winner in the industries recent history, answer, none of them. Like him or hate him, John Cena would
*Note: For comments on the move sets, I drew from what we see all the time, I'm not talking about every now and again when Rock did a top rope cross body or when Kane did a frankensteiner
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Post by codair on Feb 15, 2014 10:22:46 GMT -5
Don't make me rant on you Jordy, lol. Nah seriously, Cena is awesome. ya know why he is this prick goes and does alll this shit like ya said. Im a wrestling as in a wrestling fan, i like wrestling. However on the mic, specially when he is on a tangent, hes fucking funny as hell. his wrestling is horid, however he has come a long way
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 15, 2014 11:11:40 GMT -5
The thing that bothers me is that with the rock for example, when he first came in he had the goofy gimmick and the IC title run but he also got a chance to be just a straight up on the card wrestler before they decided to mould him into a center piece sports entertainer, Rocky sucks is the chant that got him over in the first place and yet now he is considered one of the greatest of all time. All the other guys I compared the move sets to also got that chance, Cena came out at the start in his little red shorts and looked fucking great, same with Orton. People forget if you watch videos of John Training he was in the ring with guys like Samoa Joe when he was training. Id like to of seen more of the original ruthless aggression Cena before they turned him into the corporate rapper. I don't think anyone has really had the chance to see him as a wrestler before and never will
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Post by codair on Feb 15, 2014 11:44:50 GMT -5
True, i will agree with that. However we are getting away from the whole rant thing, so we need to focus so in other words, SHUT UP TEEJ
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 15, 2014 11:58:08 GMT -5
EXACTLY I MEAN WHO THE HELL WOULD ENCOURAGE SOMEONE TO GO OFF TOPIC AND HAVE A GOD DAMN CONVERSATION IN THE RANT GAME THREAD, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? ILL TELL YOU WHAT IT FUCKIN IS, IT'S! Me, lol sorry I always do this, WELL I DON'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY, SHUT UP CRAIG AND GO BACK PRETENDING TO BE A WRESTLER! Ok  GOOD! |
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Post by codair on Feb 15, 2014 20:01:44 GMT -5
New rant, douchebags that don't stay on topic on a rant thread, they just ramble on and on about useless stupid fucking things that no one trully gives a shit about, much like Justin Bieber, I still blame canada for that one btw. Him and Celine Dion, any way i can have em both saving kids in a burning building, have em get there and then suddenly it was a tap recording with a whole god damn school of children seen flipping them off on camera, as the place blows up.
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Post by Darin Zion on Feb 15, 2014 20:31:59 GMT -5
THREE FUCKING THINGS!!!!
1) I hate freaking losing my voice. Working in a call center they've let my other co-workers stay and get coached, but I ended being sent home? How fucking lame is that? I've busted my ass there for 2 years. It's complete and utter bullshit.
2) Ellen Page comes out at gay being celebrated. Don't get me wrong, I'm not MAD because she is gay, but if I were to fucking come out as straight, I don't get fucking parades. I don't get massive news articles done on me. I don't get a guaranteed job for life because it's a "minority." Are you fucking kidding me? Why is it a big deal? People come out gay all the time anymore. And yet they STILL get major news attention. I know, gay rights, blah, blah blah. But come the fuck on. If I don't get a party/raise for working hard and I just come out, then why the fuck do people have to come out to get all that. That just pisses me off. Again, I don't hate the gays, I hate the MEDIA for this attention bullshit.
3) You know what really grinds my gears? This thread not being named what Really Grinds Me Gears. Are you fucking serious?! We all love family guy. IDIOTS!
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Post by wrath on Feb 15, 2014 21:16:36 GMT -5
No Zion, we don't all love Family Guy. I fucking hate Family Guy. "Hey Lois, you remember that time I had lunch with Muhammed?" *cut away*. American Dad is better than Family Guy.
And now it's time for my rant of the day.
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T PEOPLE DRIVE?! USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNALS CUNTS! It's not fucking hard. It's either on the left or right side of your fucking steering wheel! No one gives a shit if you know you're turning! They're not fucking for you shithead! AND DO THE FUCKING SPEEDLIMIT! Thirty five means thirty five, not twenty fucking two. Fuck Jersey, Fuck New York. I hate all of you stupid assholes from that state that come and drive in my lovely little fighting township and boro of Bristol. GO THE FUCK HOME! You suck at driving. If I had machine guns, your cars would be full of holes and missing tires. FUCK YYYYYYYOUUUUUU!
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 16, 2014 0:39:23 GMT -5
on the Ellen Page thing George Takei's take on the whole thing caused me to throw this rant at him today
The reaction to this is starting to be a let down already for instance Mr George Takei needs to open his eyes a little bit more obviously, a few conservative shitty remarks does not prove that the world really wont give that much of a shit about this. And as for the question about the X-Men movie, This is what X-Men has been about since the 60's how in the hell is a real life representation of the struggle Stan Lee was trying to convey originally going to effect this movie negatively. Homophobia is a 2 way street these days, the fact that you all expect the world to be prejdice against her for this is as much a prejudice as the one you are all crying out against. It's a hard thing for some people to admit to but thats mainly them admitting it to themselves more than anything. The only thing paige may lose out of this is the males who would like to bone her fan base which obviously she wont give a damn about anyways. Calm down Ellen Paige being a Lesbian really doesnt matter that much
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Post by Darin Zion on Feb 16, 2014 0:51:13 GMT -5
EXACTLY! PRAISE THE LORD CALIBAN! Thank God someone understands. Not that you know, I don't support gayness, I don't, but that doesn't mean I want to stone people and start a war because of it. I don't understand why it's such a big deal. We're you know people? We're all different and that's what's beautiful. Grant it, I don't support things I think are sin, but here's the kicker and my next rant, why all people be like, Christian's are child murdering, gay burning, old time bible thumping hypocrites. I know there's Fred Phelps, but I fucking hate Phelps. He's a freaking moron that needs to go to New Jersey to play in traffic with Ojeda's friends there who don't know how to make a fucking U turn. But seriously! We're all not bad people. We should have our religious freedoms taken away either. We don't hate gays, we don't think God hates military, etc. We all just think we'd love the plague to hit Fred Phelps and shut him up finally and stop making us Christians look bad. Grant it, we have morons too! But what group in the world doesn't have a moron. I've seen black morons, white morons, Jewish morons, Chutlu morons, Mormon morons, gay morons, union morons, German morons. I'm not racist or anything, but I hate morons equally.
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 17, 2014 2:18:58 GMT -5
Starting to lose my shit a little bit all over game wise, I dunno what to do to stabilize how its all working, I'm all set up for graystone since I got a week off from match writing but it just seems like everywhere else I drop some kind of RP it really doesn't cut it, I got a big piece of the story pie handed to me and I am failing miserably with it right now and I dunno how to keep going with it because Im starting to feel like Im making the guys who put me in this spot look bad but at the same time I cant just bail on the angle or it will really look bad but we are failing so badly at the minute
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Post by codair on Feb 17, 2014 3:10:06 GMT -5
HEY ASSHOLE, GET WITH IT, YOU GOT THIS SHIT. if ya need a better pep talk, hit me up later. Darin, what the fuck did Lovecraft ever do to you.
On a personal note ellen page is a lesbian. So aint I, she loves pussy, hell so don't I. Ya know what though,does anyone really actually care. Does it straighten the world out, does it stop a child from getting beat, does it feed the homeless, does it take a bullet out of a gang bangers gun because he wants to bust a cap in someones ass. No. She wants to eat some carpet, by all means go munch on box. Jesus H Tap dancing bloody blue christ, hell she wants to get married to some broad, by all means knock yourself out. I got several rules on life, one of which being all people are created equal correct, so gay men, lesbians, straight, should all be allowed to sufffer in holy matrimony by the old ball and chain. personally, im not a religious guy, spirtual, yes, religious no. So i got no prior belief on it. Does it disgust me a lil to think about two guys in bed together playing brokeback mountain, just a lil. It's there business long as they aint trying to play deliverence with me i could give a fuck all together.
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Post by wrath on Feb 17, 2014 3:16:58 GMT -5
I just want those homos to stop recruiting. And it's not always genetics. Sometimes it's chemical manipulation of people's bodies. Bisphenol A is a bitch, and it mimics estrogen in the body....
That being said, rant of the day. Why the fuck can a woman expect a man to come home and do more work after a fourteen fucking hour work day. My wife done lost her fucking mind. I mean, she's got a couple of excuses for having done lost her mind, but she fucking knows better. What the fuck is wrong with her. She needs to go on and take that bullshit and shove it up her ass. Bitch.
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