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Post by codair on Feb 17, 2014 11:48:38 GMT -5
Alright the rules are simple guys. anyone can join, I pick a target, then everyone jumps on it. Think of this as a focused rant game, as i will be the only one that picks the subject, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
First target is going to be an easy one, the game will progress later.
Justin Bieber
GO
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 17, 2014 18:37:05 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the forever boy ploy, the newly reinvented walking talking Ken doll, gender at your descretion, hailing from butt fuck nowhere but way to close to me in ontario canada, this is JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! This kid needs to be dropped on his head and you know who I blame for it? America, have you ever noticed how everyone blames Canada for such shames as Celine Dion and Justin Bieber mainly by the Americans who welcome and shit talk them at the same time, but yet if you look at these people not one of them has anything Canadian about them other than where the fell outta their ma's fanny. You don't want Justin Bieber's anymore? STOP LETTING AMERICA MAKE THEM OUT OF OUR FUCKING CHILDREN! LOOK AT ONE DIRECTION, FUCKIN LOOK AT THEM! HOW IN THE FUCK DID THEY GET HERE? JUSTIN BIEBER, HOW DID BIEBER GET WHERE HE IS, BY WANTING TO BE USHER SINCE HE WAS 2 YEARS OLDS. Stop playing kids pop music when they are too young to understand it for the cheesey nonsensical drunk off your ass party music it was originally meant to be. Do you think the Spice Girls had deep conversations about the meaning of Wannabe? And yet people like Bieber and the girl who writes about break ups so much domestic violence has pretty much become her day job, they say there is meaning to this and that brainwashes kids into thinking there is anything human about the pop music industry. My plan to kill the new crops of beliebers is instead of classical music being played to baby in the womb we make them listen to anal cunt and black Dhalia murder and let natural selection take its course. Together we can beat floppy haired teen queens, we can do this people, I believe in you
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Post by codair on Feb 18, 2014 1:02:52 GMT -5
LFMFAO, that was better then i had hoped for. Alright next target, i decided im gonna try to keep at 12 hour marks
something controversial, something someone could sink their teeth into.
I got it, Drag queens that look better then most men,
GO
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 18, 2014 2:36:33 GMT -5
I feel the need to tell a story here, probably one of the most disgraceful displays of manhood I have ever seen turning into the funniest night of my life lol
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Post by codair on Feb 20, 2014 11:45:08 GMT -5
we are waiting
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 20, 2014 11:57:50 GMT -5
Ah shit forgot about this lol, when I was 17 I used to work for a 5 star hotel and if anyone has ever worked in one of those places the staff party hard, so we were all out one night and one of the guys he is hammered on whiskey and he meets this girl at the bar, this chick was fucking amazing from what the 10 years of dead memories and brain cells allow me to recall, and we meet her outside smoking and all and they spend most of the night together, until he puts his hand up her skirt while dancing AAAAAANNNNNDDDDD there it was, 265 pound man literally ran screaming from the club we were in, we found him an hour later in the pub next door basically in a sitting fetal position, the cab on the way home it was me, him and my girl at the time and he spends the whole time in the cab with his head or her knee drunkenly slurring over and over that he couldn't believe she had a set of balls. Basically if anyone saw the new workaholics last night it was the same situation lol funniest shit I ever saw lol
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Post by codair on Feb 20, 2014 14:17:03 GMT -5
hahahaha
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Post by jordancaliban on Feb 20, 2014 15:13:36 GMT -5
AND THATS WHERE MY RANT BEGINS, THIS SHIT HAS BECOME WAY TO HARD TO GAUGE NOW, I HAVE A LOT OF GAY FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS AND i HAVE MET NOT EVEN OPERATED ON VERSIONS OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS WHERE YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE. i WAS A SINGER FOR ONE OF A COLLECTION OF BANDS THAT LIVED AND PLAYED TOGETHER MOST OF THE TIME DUE TO A SMALL SCENE BACK HOME, SO IM SITTING AT ONE OF THE HOUSES AND MY POT DEALER LIVED THERE AS HE WAS THE SINGER OF ONE OF THE OTHER BANDS, HIS BROTHER COMES ROUND AND SAY HE IS HANGING OUT BUT HAS TO GET READY FOR WORK. So the dude goes upstairs to get changed for work and takes like an hour, I swear to god he went upstairs a dude and came down a women. THESE PEOPLE NEED A LABEL!
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Post by wrath on Feb 20, 2014 18:32:16 GMT -5
Okay, this isn't a rant. This is just a what the fuck? Cuz you never think you're going to hear this shit in your whole life.
So I a friend of mine, nice enough guy. Young kid really. His parents have been friends of the family forever. So I've known this little shit since I was like 10 and he was born. We're playing X-Box and he says, "So I'm going to bring my friend into this party cuz I need to tell you something." and I'm sitting there thinking like "Great, this dumb mother fucker is gonna tell me he has a drug problem, caught some disease, or that maaybbe he's coming out of the closet and all the "I like boobies' talk is cover." so he brings this person in. And I can tell right away something is not right, cuz the voice I hear is way too gay and high. Like a boy, trying to sound like a girl. So automatically I'm sitting there like australia during the end of the world (wtf mate?). And then all this shit starts coming out and he's like "So this is my friend. Her name is something but her birth name is Brandon." And then he hits me with "And she's giving me the courage to tell you that I want to be like her." so I'm just like... "ooookkayyy". And then the tranny girlfriend starts talking about some bullshit, and somehow the tranny said it wanted to suck my dick... and that was exactly when I was like "okay, this is fucked up. I'm out." and turned off my x-box.
So this little fucker calls me and is like "Why'd you leave." and my response was.. "Because the tranny said it wanted to suck my dick! AND HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MIND?! ARE YOU ON DRUGS?! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA! MRS GARRISON IS NOT A GOOD LOOK ASSHOLE!" And he was mad because I said that shit. Like how can you tell someone something that fucking crazy and expect them to say anything other than "are you out of your fucking mind?!"
So end of the story is... turns out he met a tranny, got tricked, felt really stupid cuz he wanted to fuck the tranny, the tranny tried to recruit him to be a tranny and he thought about going along with it cuz well... he's fucking stupid and weird and wants to not be a virgin really bad... and then he came to me to talk his dumb ass out of it when he got in over his head cuz he knew I'd tell exactly what I said.
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