#7 Gorgeous Disaster vs #8 Mascara Muerto

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PWX World Cup Rd2 Match
#7 Gorgeous Disaster (Nikki Walton and Abigail Lindsay) vs #8 Mascara Muerto (El Mascara De Norte and La Sombra Muerto)

RP Limit: 1 per person

Deadline: 3-11-14 at Midnight CST


Story: This is the final Rd2 match up where the winner will be in the triple threat match for the vacant PWX Tag Team Championships. Already there are the top 2 seeds of Vox Populi and Bad Company. This is a huge match for both these teams. The surprise of it all? Mascara Muerto who upset Knock Out Kings in the first round! Nobody thought that team would get this far and yet here they are looking for one more win to secure themselves a title match! On the other hand, though, is Gorgeous Disaster. Abigail Lindsay and Nikki Walton may have been out of tag team action the last few weeks, but they've kept themselves busy. Nikki Walton has been busy with the Hybrid Championship as Abigail Lindsay has been active against Jessica Harmony. This week, though, they put their side activity aside to focus on the quest to get them into the triple threat title match. Can the House team continue their road of success? Or will Mascara Muerto continue their surprising road of success? Both these teams have yet to suffer a loss in any endevour so this match up surely will be high stakes for both teams seeking the ultimate reward!

[Abigail Lindsay]

[The scene opens up inside a dimly lit hotel room, gracing our television screen is the vivacious beautiful blonde perfect one, Abigail Lindsay dressed in tight black booty shorts and a sleeveless v neck t-shirt that reads #WarriorAbi. She is sitting in the center of her queen size bed. Before we know it she blesses us with that infectious smile of her, hard to hate her right?]

“All the kings horses; and all the kings men, couldn't put Jessica Harmony back together again.”

[Abigail giggles.]

“Why do people in life insist on conducting their business the hard way? Do my peers believe they will earn more brownie point in the court of public opinion for being a quote un quote warrior? I am a real warrior, hashtag WarriorAbi by the way. The nerve of Jessica Harmony; what gave her the right to deck me in the face with a pair of brass knuckles? If she succeeded in her criminal act, your precious Abi would not look like the Goddess she does today. Applaud me for showing my face last week. Go ahead. Scream..

Warrior Abi...

[Abigail claps twice, pauses, claps three more times.]

Warrior Abi...”

[She repeats the same pattern.]

“The unexamined life is not worth living; and I have given proper thought to my backstage education of Jessica Harmony a week ago, once I analyzed the course of events.... I don’t blame Jessi-Poo, no no no no, an entire segment of the population I hold responsible for forcing me to resort to Un-Abi-like tactics.. you, the people. Pro Wrestling X is in desperate need of “heroes;” in Jessica Harmony’s bleak feeble little mind she thought, “HEY LET ME TAKE DOWN BRAIN HOLLYWOOD, YAY.” What else does Jessica have left to live for? She choose you. Now I looooooooooooove, you! Without you cheering me on week in and week out; who would I flaunt my pretty little ass too? You are my audience. My people. I am fair, but firm, tsk, tsk, tsk leading poor little misguided Jessica to be reduced to no more than a damsel in distress.

You broke my heart Prowrestling X fans; I was seconds away from scarfing down an entire carton of Rocky Roads Ice Cream to dull my depression, they don’t call ice cream comfort food for nothing. I am smarter and more educated than all you, I decided to drown my sorrows in a good book.”

[She presents a copy of a Charles Dickens book for the camera. She rest the book down in front of her.]

“Two weeks ago I was curious to find out if Jessica Harmony would, for the first time in her life; take the easy way out. No shame accepting help. Perish the thought, I would want protection from my enemies. She screwed up. Consequences followed. I’m done. I shall move on to more lucrative endeavors.”

“Ta ta; Jessica.”

[Abigail waves goodbye to Jessica.]

“An often quoted maxim recited over and over again is; ‘cut the head off the snake and the body dies.’ That maxim could apply to the House of Stone, yes? Week in and week out you marvelous Abi-ites pulled for the next challenger to Troy Stone’s championship hoping they would be The One to end his record setting reign, you got your wish, because of Brian Hollywood’s mismanagement, my good buddy Troy is without the World Championship, now one would be led to believe the head from the House of Stone snake was cut. What happens to the body? I am here to proudly announce to the world that, the House of Stone lives on. Pro Wrestling X is still ‘Our House;’ we are the most gorgeous, talented, entertaining family of wrestlers existing on the planet today. John Ojeda can peacock around believing he won the war, he won nothing. He is on borrowed time; just like the next challengers to fall to Gorgeous Disaster... Mascara Muerto”

[Abi laughs.]

Why am I laughing? I scrolled through the match hype the lovelies in the PWX offices whipped up, normally I wouldn’t rely on the mere words provided by Pro Wrestling X geniuses, given how you two masked people don’t have much history to psychoanalyze, I was left no choice. Did my eyes deceive me? The world considered your victory over the Knockout Kings, an upset?

Laughable.

I looked back at the promos leading into that match, by the way The So called Kings of Knockout grossly dismissed you two, it doesn’t take a genius to deduce you two were going to waltz into Adrenaline, pick up the only win you’ll earn in the World Cup, pack your bags, go home, the whole nine yards. Pro Wrestling X is a company populated with men like Adam Stryker and John Pariah. Accomplished. Yes. Arrogant? Yes. Blinded by their own greatness. Yes. You would be led to believe those two men would know better. History proved otherwise. Can’t expect anything more from generic tools...

Abigail Lindsay is not a woman who makes the same foolharded mistakes of her predecessors; being a head of the curb is what makes me one of the most formidable opponents you will ever step into the ring with. Underestimating, underselling your competition is a mistake rookies of the game or complete doofus fall victim to, neither rookie or doofus applies to me. You don’t get to be a former World Tag Team Champion and main event PWX’s biggest pay per view of the year off good looks alone, by golly I am stunning. Sorry. I’m underselling. Look at me. You are staring at a woman a Greek Goddess would sell their immorality to look half as marvelous as. If there was a mirror around I would fall in love with my own reflection. I might engage in a certain private moment I can’t repeat on promo television...

[Abigail winks.]

Don’t count on Nikki Bear and I to make the same bone headed mistake the Knockout Kings did. The PWX World Cup is too important of a tournament for me to let slip away, not for House of Stone dominance, that’s the added bonus. I love to have fun. Play games. Read. Actually be a productive member of this fare society, what I want more than anything right now is Championship gold wrapped around my stunning waist. Don’t get me wrong, I am not obsessed with championship gold; I can survive my entire career without one. I don’t take myself too seriously, how boring is that. I am bored. I haven’t held a championship since my old company closed down back in December. I was one half of the World Tag Team Champions, the last World tag Team Champions. Company closed. Didn’t get the chance to defend the championships in a main event match against a set of brooms. Don’t hate. Brooms need love to. Tough work being a broom.

[Abi nods.]

Alas, in any event. I want to be more productive in Pro Wrestling X, looking gorgeous is easy; being a complete disaster to everyone outside of the House of Stone, what more can a girl ask for?

Mascara Muerto; with all due respect, you two are tourist lost in a big city you know nothing about. Nikki Bear and I, we are the strong arm of the law up in here, up in here. Your crime, coming into our city under the misguided belief you’re going to steal gold destined to be around the waist of Gorgeous. Disaster. Will you two be pushovers? No... we don’t believe that. You don’t beat the Knockout Kings by luck, your Cinderella run comes to an end.

[Abi bows a kiss... ]


Time to shatter your glass slipper Mascara Muerto.

Ta ta!

[Abi waves goodbye to us all as the scene fades to black.]

[noflaws]

Hey Everyone,


I would like to apologise profusely for the shambles you all had to witness not only on the last edition of Adrenaline, but in the run up to the event itself. Even Troglodytes don't deserve such a vulgar display in which my so called opponents behaviour bordered on the lewd! It was sickening just how much that Cash Money fancies himself, and it is becoming quite clear by the day that he is like a bloody gnat... Quite harmless in the greater scheme of things, but increasingly annoying every time he opens his maw... Okay, gnats can't talk but if they could; I so know they would sound like Cash Money!


I mean come on, the buffoon 'rapped' about having sex with me as if he actually thought I would be turned on by the idea... Ewwww! The match was tough, but not because of his in ring ability... More because I felt like vomiting each time I had to make contact with the vile little cretin... Truth be told, if it wasn't for the fact that my Flawless Title was on the line, I would probably have refused to step into the ring with him he made my skin crawl that much!


But when all was said and done... I stood victorious over the wretch and have now shown that I'm far from a paper champion as far as Pro Wrestling X goes... Cash was merely an appetizer for what I have in store though... For what The House has in store as Gorgeous Disaster now get to pair up again and ruin the aspirations of a couple of pretenders to the throne that Abikins and I are going to sit on before looking down on all the Fuglies of the world and laugh at all the little people... That's right my lovelies... The Tag Team Tournament rolls on and we get to pummel a couple of individuals that many have touted as favourites to win the whole shebang...


Really?


Two people who have done little else other than beat the Knock Out Kings are all but crowned champions before Gorgeous Disaster have even got into the ring with them? How quaint... Do you all think so little of the two hottest and most talented women on the active roster? I bet you all can't wait to see us get our just desserts after all we have put you through right?


UNLUCKY!


Abigail and yours truly didn't come to PWX to merely settle, the success we've had so far in the company is testament to that... And the only limit that we have in regards to what we WILL achieve, is the sky! So Mascara Muerto... You may have a lot of hype behind you, and the narrow minded peons that believe you have gotten this tournament in the bag are going to be sorely disappointed if we get our way... Which we fully intend to make happen... The House needs more gold within its ranks and I don't care how impressive you are between those ropes... How loud the fans cheer you on, or even how many people want to see us lose... There is one quality that both Abikins and I possess that the two of you don't...


We're truly FLAWLESS... And BOTH of you are not!


And by the end of this tournament, Gorgeous Disaster are going to be GOLDEN too... But on the bright side, the two of you would fit right in at the circus once we snuff out your chances to progress on Adrenaline... And everyone LOVES the circus!


T.T.F.N


Nikki xx

[Mascara Muerto]

Preparations and Playtime


As the scene fades in we see the Masked Dynamic Duo of Mascara Muerto relaxing in a room. Norte is watching their match against Team Hanson on a 32 inch TV while Muerto is seen playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on a 60 inch TV with an xbox 360 headset on his head as his in game character can be seen running around in circles. Norte glances over at Muerto.

Norte: So why do you get the bigger TV when all you are doing is playing a video game?

Muerto glances over at him for a moment and then shrugs resuming his game while Norte just shakes his head back and forth before turning his head back to the match. After the end of the match he fast forwards to Nikki Walton's match against Cash Money.

Norte: Shouldn't you be preparing for our match with Gorgeous Disaster instead of playing video games?

Muerto once more glances over at Norte.

Norte: What? I am preparing! I am studying the fighting style of one of our opponents which is what one does when they want to win a match! All you're doing is running around killing random players and pissing them off.

Muerto resumes his game where we see he has placed several sticky bombs onto a black Banshee before running away from it before it explodes killing several players and destroying several other cars. Norte lowers his head before resuming watching Nikki's match.

Norte: First we beat Knock Out Kings and then Team Hanson. Now we have to defeat Gorgeous Disaster if we want to compete in the finals and win the tag titles. Our opponents are very confident that they will win and they should be judging by the roll they have been on. We've already faced one well known tag team and another team that also had a lot more experience than us but we still came out victorious. We have momentum on our side but so do they, this is going to be a tough fight.

Pausing the video as he glances over at Muerto whose character is seen speeding through the city in a white Turismo as bullets can be seen flying past him on all sides, clearly he has angered quite a few people in the game. He throws a sticky bomb into the road and pans the camera to look behind him as a an explosion is seen and several cars go up in flames and litter the road behind him.

Norte: You keep destroying people's personal cars and you'll get sent to the Bad Sport lobby.

Muerto shrugs as he does donuts around the blown up cars before being taken out by an RPG prompting him to drop the control and just sit there staring at the screen.

Norte: See that's what you get for acting like a troll on that game, maybe now you want to prepare for our match?

Muerto lowers his head and reaches forward and turns off the xbox before standing up and walking over to a table to sulk as Norte turns off the TVs and walks over to join him.

Norte: Don't tell me you're getting this bummed out about a game?

Muerto just sits there as Norte shakes his head again.

Norte: Look don't you see how important this match is? We win this we are IN the finals! We win this and we are just one step away from gold! We have to win this match so we can advance to the finals and face Vox Populi and Bad Company for the titles! We've come this far so we can definitely go even farther! Are you with me amigo?

Muerto sits there before finally lifting his head up to look at Norte.

Norte: Well it's a start. Firsts things first we can not afford to let ourselves be distracted by the beauty of our opponents, especially you. I know how you get around pretty women.

There is a pause as Muerto glares at Norte.

Norte: Don't look at me like that, you know what I'm talking about. Plus these are bad ladies! They are cruel and evil beings and all the more reason you should try to avoid them whenever possible, with the exception being facing them in a match. Then it is okay, any other time not okay!

Muerto as usual remains silent as he sits there watching Norte.

Norte: Once again our speed and agility will be our advantage even though our opponents also have their own, but we also have the advantage of being physically stronger then them. Not saying Men are stronger then women of course! I would never make such a statement! I just mean in this particular instance we happen to be stronger then they are! I know plenty of strong women!

Norte glances towards the camera for a brief moment before looking back at Muerto.

Norte: Shut up you're not helping! Look now is the time we must show complete seriousness. We may be going against a team that hasn't competed in a tag match in a while but one of them is the Hybrid Champion which means we cannot take them lightly. So we need to formulate a strategy that capitalizes on our speed, agility, and strength to ensure that we come out victorious! So...any ideas?

A moment of silence passes as Muerto sits there silently like always.

Norte: No, we can't use cannons.

Another pause.

Norte: Or catapults.

And another.

Norte: No! No Bears! No Alligators! Or Mimes!

And once more.

Norte: You're not being helpful at all today. Go back to playing your video games I'm going to do the promo thing I guess.

Muerto gets up from the table and wonders off screen as the TV can be heard kicking on while Norte turns his attention to the camera.

Norte: Abigail Lindsay while I appreciate that you recognize us as a team to not be taken lightly at the same time you have mad the same mistake as others. You have made a judgement with little backing it, you judge us based only on one match and while we are a team that should be taken seriously, one shouldn't jump to major conclusions so easily. If you are so quick to label us regardless if you label us a challenge or not, then you are not truly recognizing our ability but simply want to make a statement about how you are supposedly better then everyone else.

Several explosions and gunshots can be heard in the background coming from the TV leading one to believe Muerto is back playing GTA 5.

Norte: And as someone who has so openly stated that you are so caught up with your own appearance how can you truly be able to focus on anything else? While I have always said one should have confidence what you have is more than overconfidence, your ego will be your undoing one day and in the end all you will have left is your looks. Even inside a mirror can on find a lonely existence.

Norte turns his head to look off screen as more gunshots and even sirens can be heard as it sounds like Muerto is causing complete chaos. Shaking his head he turns his attention back to the camera.

Norte: Nikki Walton, I respect that you are the Hybrid champion which does lend credibility to your reputation but you are also someone who has made a mistake which should be surprising seeing as how you claim to be flawless and want to be the embodiment of Perfection. Even perfect people make mistakes so does that not make them perfect? In contrast to what your partner has said you also seem eager to label us but this time you label us as something less than a challenge. You see us as a circus act? While I do not hold that against you it does go towards building our drive to prove you wrong and show you that you are not as flawless as you claim to be.

More machine gun fire and explosions can be heard as well as screams and sirens in the background.

Norte: Gorgeous Disaster is an appropriate name seeing as this match will be just that, a disaster for both of you as we will once again show everyone what it is we can do and that is overcome anyone and anything thrown before us! While you both go into the match believing you have already won we will be using that to run circles around you and jump our way into the finals and by the time you realize that the match is over and that you didn't win we will already be standing in the ring with Bad company and Vox Populi ready to fight it out for the titles.

He glances over once he notices how quiet Muerto's game had become until several explosions are heard prompting him to return his attention to the camera.

Norte: Bring your best like those before you and we will bring ours and more! We are determined more than ever to show you and everyone else just how good we are and when we meet in that ring the whole PWX world will be watching and we will leave those fans amazed with what we put on show for them. While you two are out there fighting for yourselves and nothing else, we fight for the fans like we always have and always will and we will be honored to fight for them as the new PWX Tag Team Champions.

With that Norte stands up and walks over to Muerto who is still playing GTA.

Norte: Are you still not ready to prepare for the match? There will be plenty of time for video games after the match! Come on what game could be more fun than preparing for a tournament fight?

Muerto looks over at Norte for a few seconds before holding up a copy of Titanfall for the Xbox One. Norte stands there silently for a few moments looking at it and then at Muerto.

Norte: I guess we have time, but I get to go first!

He walks over and turns off the 360 as Muerto gets up.

Norte: I don't care if it's your copy, I did the promo so I get first try at Titanfall! Oh and it's my Xbox One and 360.

Muerto stands there looking at Norte for a few moments before lowering his head and handing the game to Norte who takes it and goes to set up the Xbox One for the 60 inch TV as the scene fades out.