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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK

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PWX fans I am sorry for interrupting whatever it was you were streaming on the website but frankly I am bored and this place needs a little attitude adjustment and thats what I am doing here. I intend to choose the greatest upcoming match on the next card and give you guys the soundtrack essential for it, along with a few tracks of my own dotted here and there and the trash talk you all know and love, all this is available in the columns section of the PWX website, and keep your eyes open, you never know when the next edition might drop, for now I leave you with my favourite song in the world... INCOMING





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The first track I have for you tonight is one of my personal favorite comedy tracks of the last decade but for Anton and Richards there are a few subtle hints in there to the shit I will be putting you boys through tomorrow night. Just remember, as much as I swagger and as much as I smile, I am out for blood tomorrow night



I don't like falling on my ass, knowing that I got dropped on my head and pinned to the mat by someone like Diamond Legend is a consistent itch on the back of my neck, see I am not here to play games, I played games a lot for the past 5 years it is all I have done but now, now I am ready to take things seriously and take everything I want with my own 2 hands. The song I am leaving you with tonight is something I hold in high regard, it is Hip Hop's comprehensive ode to the punk rock music and movement that I draw my inspiration and attitude for this business from and to this day it makes the hairs stand up on the back of my head



Hit the ground running.... INCOMING



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So this week the gave me the unbeatable Richard Valero, yeah I am in trouble this time round, I guess PWX doesn't ease you in, seriously not one person has been able to find a way around this guy. I mean I got my ego and all that shit but nothing beats an undefeated streak and this guy has beaten somebodys, Don't get me wrong getting one over on Anton Chase makes me feel pretty good but I still can't shake that loss to diamond Legend, I don't normally have to deal with such doubts going into a wrestling match but for right now at least, with the card being released, lets just say I am in trouble and I have 4 days to figure out a way around it, I got this.... I think. Anyways this song goes out to the undefeated Ricky Valero





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Tag teaming with Mr Valero, hmm not a concept he will be happy with I am sure but Ricky as great as you are and after that match Ill say it you are damn good, I will not let Adrenaline 60's Tag team match be about your winning streak. Don't worry Ricky this probably won't be the start of a long beautiful Bromance but both of us know a win over Troy Stone is win over Troy stone. I'm not self serving enough to break it up if you pin him, I only wish I could say the same about you. A handshake is one thing but a true sign of respect is to let someone take their chances when they come. I just hope you understand that when the bell rings



As for Troy and what was her name Willow Whisp? Well Willow honestly this message is mainly for the champ but seeing as I have never met you before either, you best listen closely

He clears his throat and continues

Mr Troy Stone I don't believe we have been formally introduced so let me take this time to introduce myself. My name is Jordan Adeus Punkin Caliban and I am your worst fucking nightmare, I know you have heard it 150 times before but ask yourself, were any of them really your worst fucking nightmare but I don't want you to just hear the words I want you to prepare, go and watch whatever you can and realize that yes you have to defeat the undefeated in Valero but at the same time you have to deal with someone Valero could not beat. I don't give up, I don't give in and death will be the only time my body will find rest. And since I have landed here I have watched that title strut around on your waist and coveted it and now I intend to make it mine, no more waiting, no more stopping, no more stalling, that title will be mine and I understand the first step to getting there will be doing everything I can to put you down, will I make it happen? Be fucked if I know but I will find out. Troy stone there is a mach fucking truck full of violence creeping up your back, AD 60 it will explode all over your skull and the weight of glory will crush you

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Adrenaline 60 Jordan Caliban will take the next step on the ladder... Incoming



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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the cum guzzlers, sorry the shooter gallery will die edition of Calibanned pirate radio, the first track tonight I am actually gunna dedicate to our champion just to say thanks for all those kind words of encouragement he had for me last night on tweeter. This song Troy will end up being the anthem to you career, you see you are number one right now but the problem is that you haven't faced me yet, you got out of it last week to rest up for your big title match tonight, but in the end it will happen and when it does from that day forwards you will know what if feels like to be 2nd over and over, you will not catch me, you will not beat me and trust me Troy second sucks



next up we have the hardest women in wrestling but Ill be its just the boner she straps to her leg before she puts her panties on. Sweet heart I am going to smile so much when you walk to the ring tonight, I'm gunna be like a waiting husband at the alter, if that husband was carrying a baseball bat. Wisp this is possibly your first match here, I dunno I don't pay that much attention but unfortunately for you it will also be an execution, you see when I talk about ending your career I mean I am going to humiliate you so bad you wont be able to wrestle as a jobber in Hoboken butt fuck nowhere. And every punch, kick and that inevitable ending pile driver will all be done with a huge smile on my face



Then we come to Tweedledee and tweedledumb, the most pathetic excuse for a tag team I have ever fought, boys I simply am getting bored of making you both look like talent-less fools, not that you needed my help with that obviously. But you are facing something you have not been able to stop, you couldn't stop me and Ricky and you damn sure haven't done much about Anton Chase. David Wilson and Bruce you both talk about how you have power and how you both mean something round here, but really you are just another couple of old faces who can always be depended on to walk out to a ring and make other people look good because no matter how many titles and take overs you both are a part of you never once did a damn thing for yourselves other than look like retards. This one if for the Hero's tonight, you both fucking drown





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Hey everyone and welcome to a very special Xmas edition of the Calibanned radio show, I decided to do one of these because I am wrestling on Christmas day and it felt appropriate. I am kicking this show of special holiday songs with that next generation twist thrown in there, with an amazing rendition of carol of the bells, if you don't know this you mind shall be blown



So I am going to move on to something I have loved the idea of since it first happened in 2009, for those of you who don't know, the winner of X-Factor or whatever big talent show is running in the UK these days, is pretty much guaranteed Christmas number 1, BUT! In 2009 an amazing couple of people started a movement and what this movements final goal was, was to have the UK Christmas number 1 single.....



AND IT FUCKING WORKED! Christmas number 1 most bought single of the week, fucking killing in the name of by rage against the machine. This song is now guaranteed a spot on any CD with the balls to claim they have every Christmas number 1 singles ever on it, right between some dude called cliff Richard and a bunch of tripped out hippies called Wizard, hey world, we fucking win.

In the background you can hear Caliban laughing his ass off and then bringing himself around with a bong toke

Anyways, my next little piece has to go to TJ Codair, man I cannot wait for this shit to go down, Christmas day my greatest present will be me and you and a shit kicking of epic proportion, get your shit in brotha because I sure as hell will. So come TJ be a man, make my Christmas!



And I leave you tonight, with a pretty little ditty from a band you all may or may not know, and no it is not the feckin pogues you racist bastards! Sorry ha ha I, yeah anyways this ones a favorite in my house around Christmas and a few of you may know it, enjoy and merry Christmas from Caliban to you, if you catch Santa tell him Riley gone get what he's owed!





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Happy new year from Calibanned radio I hope your as happy as I am right now

[jordancaliban]

There is no such thing as an authority just some idiot with a piece of paper that tells you that he pays you to respect him and his kind



Watch what I do to 2 guys I actually like next week at ADR 67 and imagine what is going to be like when I finally get my hands on you, Gray stone will be my marker for the mess I am about to create for you and everyone who sits at a desk in this company

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK

This is no longer Calibanned Pirate radio, it is the the Revolution emergency broadcast system, a base for the real fight not the one you are being sold, I saw something written today by a fan where they said they couldn't wait to see the TJ Codair Anti-establishment story develop, what you mean the war I started and TJ joined in on a month after I got my ass kicked for the cause every fucking week of January and way to fucking much of February. Some one more established walks in here and decides to do something about the rookie nearly getting paralyzed for saying what he was thinking after watching it happen for the better part of 2 months and suddenly he joins the alliance? At least Ojeda is just tired in his own skin and fighting the douche baggery is all he knows, Stryker will just be another guy put down in time. I'm not done, I haven't even started



I came here tonight to declare war, on who you ask? On everything breathing, Darin Zion described the establishment as poison corrupting me, he missed the fact that there has been poison in my blood since before I had ever heard of you or your buddies. Zion I am poison I am in your veins and the veins of this entire company and I don't need 2 other people at my back to make myself heard. I declare war on Brian Hollywood, TJ Codair my supposed friend, Darin Zion, Troy Stone, Nighthawk, OUR NEXT GEN CHAMPION, OUR HYBRID CHAMPION AND OUR WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION. It won't matter who you are or where or will be, you will all fall to the slaughter and in the end you will all truly see what happens when you let someone be invisible



This isn't over, it's just begun



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[jordancaliban]

This is not a test, this is a message from the Caliban emergency broadcast system, pay attention or pay the price for ignorance



Ladies and gentlemen I can longer be your fresh faced hero, I don't fit that role and was never destined for it in the first place for you see I am not a superstar of the PWXiverse I am it's libertine, I am the free thinker this company desires so it doesn't have to rot and fester at the feet of much lesser men. Men so determined to make the same mistakes like some sad groundhog day, I will no longer damn the wrestling world to you hell, I am better than that and better than you and I will eradicate this small mind large man large fish mentality that come along with each and ever small minded one of you. I am the face of the ones not good enough to be seen, I am reinventing how people in this sport think. This is the face of the anger you all thought it was wise to ignore, it was not and now you will all pay dearly for it 




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