Shit talking to the music of Santa's Sleigh bells

[jordancaliban]

We open on Caliban watching TJ Codair's ADR promo for Christmas day, as it ends he laughs and puts on a song before speaking



I think someone did their pre-match promo either drunk off his ass or on crack, I'm hoping for the latter to be honest, either that or he really is offended that I haven't paid much attention to him this week. I mean I guess in my own sad little way I was trying to keep it professional and respectful, my last few matches here where surrounding by some really pathetic displays of humanity but I guess your ego wasn't down with that. So here it is you little time leech I'll open my mouth and do the wrong thing again. You made out like you know who I am but the fact your asking for the sharp end of my tongue, your asking for dragons breath boy proves your either stupid or as I already said, DRUNK.

Jordy reaches up and pulls down the orange and black mask and bursts out laughing, his voice changes in the usual way associated with this "face"

OK OK so this guy actually for some reason that makes sense to nobody but himself I'd wager went down the gay route which we have to admit we have never heard of before, I mean I have been accused of being an egotist, a bi-polar basket case a...

he stops as the music does and turns to the computer

Sorry changing song, priorities, you know how it is TJ

He clicks around and selects another track



Child, but a homo? I have never heard that before especially from a guy that definitely wears guy liner, seriously man did you ever hear the Emo song? It talks about making yourself looking perfectly disheveled and really how many hours does it take to get that perfectly sculpted crack head look? Share your secrets man c'mon! BAHAHAHA people like you make me sad, you try so hard to push your sad little name and face into any and all situations available, unbelievably brotha I have bigger fish to gut than you. See Christmas for you would of been a moment where we both snuck onto the card and beat everything else PWX is selling that night. People wouldn't be debating the awards they would be debating whose kick hit harder mine or yours. Now I am just going to embarrass you on Christmas day in front of the entire world and enjoy every second of doing it, damn sorry changing song again, TJ you don't mind do you? If I you know, do something that doesn't pertain you during a promo you are involved in right?

He again goes back and clicks away a little bit longer and chooses another song



Right back to TJ, no wait I gotta go bathroom, fuck this its Christmas eve I got a girlfriend to please, see you tomorrow TJ, for about 5 seconds before I knock your pesky little ass the fuck out

The video ends but the black screen runs for a second and some type appears at the end

Hey amateur, that's how you insult someone

[jordancaliban]

We find Caliban hanging out outside the arena, his usual red headed date is there and they are chatting and having a smoke in a makeshift igloo with a heater, as the camera starts up the girl reaches up and turns his face in the direction of the Camera to start him speaking

So when I pay you no attention, You bitch and moan, when I show you attention, You bitch and moan, TJ my name pops up exactly where I want it too and it will keep popping up everywhere, its slightly sad that you talk about disappointments when out of both of us your the one who took this to a level where we had to get nasty. TJ I saw you as a Christmas gift, a pure opponent I could give the world a Christmas day present with, but as per usual I am met with idiots who just don't get it! Is it the look is that what takes away my ability to avoid shit talking and posturing and the whole my dicks bigger than yours bullshit that destroyed pro wrestling in the first place, it still exists in people like you who don't know how to fight and go for a pint after wards, 3 days ago I would of happily lost to you, I looked for this match so I could answer a question not ruin someones reputation on Christmas day, that's just bad karma


The red head kisses him on the cheek and leaves heading back into the warm

And why don't I let you in on a little secret, TEEJ, the ego, isn't ego, at least not when people talk about mine, long past are the days that knowing the extent of your own abilities made you a master instead of lumping you in with every other pretentious spotlight hogging wrestler working the circuit. In the 70's my way of life would of mirrored Yoda's, in later years Miagi and of course Bruce Lee, these men and of course Jedi, they did not have an ego they were simply strong in their belief in their abilities. That's me, that's why you can't beat me, you can put me down but in the end you will either be on the mat or in the D column with Valero, it's become a cliche often in acted by myself to say that killing me is the only way to beat me but in the end you will realize that I am not being ironic with that statement

Caliban stands up and tosses his smoke moving back inside, stopping for one more word

So TJ you keep talking and putting down as many angry words on film as you can, waste every ones time with the derivative wrestling drivel your fill us all full of and when the bell rings, Ill make sure you night ends silently