JORDAN CALIBAN vs WILLOW WILKES

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Singles Match
Jordan Caliban vs Willow Wilkes

RP Limit: 1 per person


Story: These two have had quite the feud already and they haven't even gone one on one yet! Teams may have kept them from ripping each other to shreds and each other may have gotten the upperhand on the other at one point or another, but finally these two will go one on one. Both have something to prove but only one can truly come out victorious. Will Caliban prevent the wisp? Or will Willow get another one up as she establishes her footing in the House of Stone?

[jordancaliban]

Chapter 10: Strange History

We move now to a new location, to a place that could not be more parallel to our current location of 2013 as it is in all actuality 1945, we are intrenched in Germany and the voice in the back of a very well known fascist's head is telling him its time to end his existence and move onto the next life and his glorious punishment for the crimes he committed while making himself a god. It is a young man maybe of 25 years old pacing back and forth in a dark room with a single light bulb waving back and forth following the pacers path

Hitler's Passenger: It's time, let it go, transcend with your beloved and become The God you so richly deserve to be viewed as, your war is over and while it is not won, you will never be forgotten in all the days the universe has left, this entire planet will forever know your name, you are on the cusp of becoming The God of Righteous Genocide, a saint in the eyes of all that is evil in and one of, if not the most terrifying agents of darkness by all who stand in the light

And now we find ourselves in the womb looking at a newly sprouted Fetus

Fetus: Wow, I can't believe the gullible twat actually did it

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: Well you have been trying to get the poor little sociopath to commit suicide since the war council tried to finish him, in fact you set that up as what would have been the most insane case of suicide the world would of never seen. If he hadn't discovered what was going on when you weren't paying attention this would have been happening much sooner

Fetus: How long this time?

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: 40 years give or take, I don't pay much attention

Fetus: Yeah no shit, Sandmadie, how long do I have too keep doing this, why the hell are they resurrecting me this time, why can't I wait in the green room with all the other chosen ones, I'm done with dead alive dead. You do know no matter how many times I have to die I don't get an after life

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: You did that not me, not Lander just you, Adeus my friend you are never going to clear this curse if you don't start steering this fucking psychopath's in the other direction. Come on dude you only have to save one

Adeus: BULLSHIT! Saving one of these Homicidal, Genocidal and just straight parricidal mother fuckers is basically saving the planet. The last 3 heads I woke up in were just horrid people Medi. I watched them order the deaths of millions of people everyday and I smiled for most of it, I don't know how to stop smiling about it, how am I meant to save someone from themselves when I like who they are too much?

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: Dude no offense but in the place of saints Hitler takes a sharpened pineapple in the anus daily, Attila the Hun is killed over and over by small children wielding very very
blunt axes and we won't even talk about the punishments Aletherea has been dealing with for the past
2 centuries now

Adeus: Fuck has it really been that long? She was actually out of her mind man

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: Yeah and you were in it and you still couldn’t stop 150,000 Eritrean men from being piled like bonfires and set alight, what was it she used to say again?

There is an audible sigh from the fetus as it answers
Adeus: “All your Wives and Daughters and Grandmothers would want you all to burn, they never told you but that's why they watched you walk out your door to come here and try and gain my favor”

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: All those men sent there for her pleasure, that must have been a long 18 years for you Adeus, but then that's the joys of a queen suffering from psychosis of the loins

Adeus: I will never forgive you lot for that, seriously that was my boiling point

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: Well yes, that was the last time you were allowed in the palace of Micheal

Adeus: Come on, are they still calling it that? The guys been gone for a gods lifetime, I saw him myself when he came down, that's how I ended up in this god forsaken job in the first place

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: Your the one who got involved Kid, you had to grab a hold as he fell

Adeus: He was only with me a decade

Indiscernible voice from nowhere: YOU TIED HIM TO A ROCK AND ATE HIS LIVER FOR DINNER EVERY NIGHT!

Adeus: Bullshit, I had some tender loin from his leg, the liver was always being eaten by some bird or other...

On another plane we are bathed in darkness and in the background we can here muffled jovial screaming that is uncomfortably chilling to say the least and shit your pants terrifying if you want to go the whole hog, the lights go up and there is a man in a very official suit outside at a gate, on the pillars there are brass plaques reading “Goreyville Normality asylum” and below it is scratched in cat looking claw marks “Abandon rational thought all yee who enter here (its way more fun.)” The brass iron gates swing open with the squeak everyone is obviously expecting but it is so well timed and lasts just long enough to make the impression it's there. It gives the whole thing a sense of chaotic efficiency, this feeling lingers as we follow a drive way with an acceptable amount of twists and turns and a quick jaunt through a difficult but high paced hedge maze to find ourselves looking at an old sanitarium that looks like it has specifically been made to look like and old sanitarium. There are a couple of old Ambulances outside but they look more like converted hearses than the ghost buster’s car.

We make our way inside, it's just as dark and dank as you would expect, a figure with long red hair walks out of the gloom

Well dressed man: Excuse me I have an appointment with a Mr Kin?

Red Head: Hmm, you don't belong here my friend, what are you doing in a place like this? I ain't seen a toff like you in Gorey for 50 years and the last guy got lost on his way to Hades

Well dressed man: Look just take me to see the freak prince will you, his father says he has been cooking for too long now, the punishment is over and we feel he has been righted

Red head: Bullshit, nobody is going to let him off that post, Adeus has found a vessel hasn't he? Thats what this is, Pun mentioned he had seen the old bastard but I never thought that it would come to it
Well dressed man: Someone like the Punkin needs proper family supervision especially his Fathers

Red Head: He is in that field because of what he tried to do to his father

Well dressed man: No, he is on that post because of what he tried to do to the king! Regardless of who he was before he took action, now take me to see him

We seem to inherit the view point of the well dressed man as he follows the red head through the corridors of the building, in the hallways pictures of psychotic clowns and demons are plastered on the walls, over the Tannoy the soundtrack from A Clockwork Orange is playing on a gramophone hidden somewhere in the building. We reach a large window and she points out a solitary scarecrow facing away from the hospital in the field across the road

Well dressed man: 300 years with a post stuck up your back, poor bastard

He looks around but the nurse is gone, he finds the door and heads for the field

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Chapter 11: The Debutante

We open on Jordan Caliban looking out into the crowd from the stage, his mentor and opponent for tonight Taka Michinoku is already in the ring and introducing the boy as we speak, as his name is called and a strange, stock american sounding instrumental plays as he walks to the ring, this isn't the Caliban we see today, he is wearing plain black wrestling tights and basic boots, nothing flashy or stand outish, except for a strange mask he wears on his way down, he gets in the ring and removes the mask, both men shake hands and the bell rings

Caliban: Thank you for this sir

He says and dips his head in respect

Michinoku smiles then uppercuts him in the face before dragging him into a head lock talking into his ear

Taka: Do not take your eyes off your opponent, especially in the ring, this isn't a friendly match, there is no friendly match, there is only people who want to win, do you want to win Jordan?

Caliban twists his neck round so that he is bent over backward facing his opponent before hitting a gut shot and dropping to his back kipping right back up into a head lock of his own

Caliban: I thought you had to win this, it's your exhibition

Taka lifts Jordan into a back drop but Caliban rolls out of it and bounces off the ropes coming back with a hard clothesline, Taka just eats it and screams back at him

Taka: It isn't about me kid, show these people what you can do, that's why you want to be here right? Ad whats with the stupid mask you came to the ring in

They go head to head putting on an intense front but all the while chatting to each other

Caliban: It was given to me for luck by someone, it doesn't matter Ill get rid of it before my next match I just thought I would show thanks to the person who sent it to me

Taka chops Jordy who in turn chops Taka back and throws him at the ropes, he bounces back and Jordy leap frogs him, as he does Taka puts the breaks on and drags him down onto the back of his head instead, PIN

1...
2...

Caliban kicks out and Taka stands up and stomps on the back of his head walking round him in a circle

Taka: Very nice now on your feet

We switch back to the locker room again, the match is done and he lost as expected, the mask can be seen on the table behind him, he splashes some water on his face and smiles at himself in the mirror

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Calibanned radio match special

What can I really say about Willow Wilkes that I haven't already? Well I could start with calling her a nobody, but she wouldn't believe that, so I could call her delusional but she would just become hysterical, Fuckable? No definitely not that. I know, Willow Wilkes is easily the most kill-able piece of clunge I have ever met in my life! Let me tell you what Willow Wilkes really is, she is that girl in high school who took on the football team one by one just so she could say she had all the nest guys in high school at least once, then at college she locker herself in a frat house for 4 days and never came out. Other than when she tried to come out and then she went and locked herself in a sorority house for about 4 minutes before they threw her out for being a wanna be. So now she is House Of Stone

You can hear him light a smoke in the background

I say "she is" because every member of the house of stone has probably spent ample time inside her, except for the boss obviously, Troy at least has taste in women. I just can't help wondering if you have the balls to do it by yourself or will I have to fight all your buddy's as well. Willow I saw what you did to our rookie of the year, that choice was a mistake by the fans, what you look at when you look at Jordan Caliban may not of been PWX's rookie of the year but I will be the biggest thing this company has ever seen in 2014, you are just the first step

[Willow Wilkes]

THE FOOLS GAME

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