Post by Elijah Black on Jun 18, 2014 9:07:36 GMT -5
[We see Elijah Black sat cross-legged on his couch at home, wearing a Nailbomb t-shirt, looking straight at the webcam on his laptop]
I see it didn’t take long before John Pariah’s brave new world of PWX came into effect, but even I am surprised about how quick he went about stripping the rightful PWX champion of the belt because he felt that he could, all the while the easily-led among the fanbase were all mindlessly chanting “PWX” over and over again without pausing to consider that maybe I was spot-on when I asked a valid question ahead of Civil War: will PWX really be better off with Pariah in charge? The facts speak for themselves, and already he’s proving himself to be a dictator.
Oh, and before you get any ideas, if you think for even a split second you are going to take this…
[Black holds up his half of the PWX tag team titles up]
…away from me, I shall very politely tell you to turn around, walk away, and pretend that such a stupid thought never crossed your mind because I am a reasonable man who will allow you the opportunity to think about the mistake you have made and allow you to correct it so you can leave with your head held high. And if that doesn’t occur to you, and you think you can bully another title out of the grasp of its rightful owner to award yourself and your friends…well, then I shall have to use the “impolite” method of disagreeing with you.
You may have hoodwinked the easily-led into believing that you were going to improve PWX, but you’ve already played your hand and proven that all you’re interested is fattening yourself and your close circle of friends as everyone outside that little circle of yours is clinging to the cloth around your table hoping they will be fortunate enough to receive a few scraps to sustain themselves, but one by one they all succumb to starvation and all you can do is step over the corpses around the dinner table and pretend they are not there.
The pigs have taken over manor farm, and already they’re telling us that some animals are more equal than others. So, no, do not chant “PWX” at the top of your voices every time Pariah tells us who is or isn’t “deserving” of their successes within PWX, instead you should turn your backs on him and show him a united front. Pariah’s ego will run this company into the ground, but there is a way that each and every one of you can prevent that from happening: don’t buy tickets and don’t buy merchandise, as every second there isn’t another dollar rolling into the company is another second where his grasp begins to slip, and when profits are down then steps will be taken to remove him from his throne so he can sober up after drinking far too much of that elixir known as political power and passing the kind of judgments that make any sane man question his motives and, indeed, his mental state.
Just remember, there was one person who could see it happening before any one of you considered it, but rather than say “I told you so” he’s telling you how to combat what is happening and why it needs to be done and done now, before the company loses so much money the plug needs to be pulled and all that is left is a video library that will be nothing more than an asset at a bankruptcy auction, and if you love PWX that much you wouldn’t want to see that happen…would you?
[Black shuts off the webcam]
I see it didn’t take long before John Pariah’s brave new world of PWX came into effect, but even I am surprised about how quick he went about stripping the rightful PWX champion of the belt because he felt that he could, all the while the easily-led among the fanbase were all mindlessly chanting “PWX” over and over again without pausing to consider that maybe I was spot-on when I asked a valid question ahead of Civil War: will PWX really be better off with Pariah in charge? The facts speak for themselves, and already he’s proving himself to be a dictator.
Oh, and before you get any ideas, if you think for even a split second you are going to take this…
[Black holds up his half of the PWX tag team titles up]
…away from me, I shall very politely tell you to turn around, walk away, and pretend that such a stupid thought never crossed your mind because I am a reasonable man who will allow you the opportunity to think about the mistake you have made and allow you to correct it so you can leave with your head held high. And if that doesn’t occur to you, and you think you can bully another title out of the grasp of its rightful owner to award yourself and your friends…well, then I shall have to use the “impolite” method of disagreeing with you.
You may have hoodwinked the easily-led into believing that you were going to improve PWX, but you’ve already played your hand and proven that all you’re interested is fattening yourself and your close circle of friends as everyone outside that little circle of yours is clinging to the cloth around your table hoping they will be fortunate enough to receive a few scraps to sustain themselves, but one by one they all succumb to starvation and all you can do is step over the corpses around the dinner table and pretend they are not there.
The pigs have taken over manor farm, and already they’re telling us that some animals are more equal than others. So, no, do not chant “PWX” at the top of your voices every time Pariah tells us who is or isn’t “deserving” of their successes within PWX, instead you should turn your backs on him and show him a united front. Pariah’s ego will run this company into the ground, but there is a way that each and every one of you can prevent that from happening: don’t buy tickets and don’t buy merchandise, as every second there isn’t another dollar rolling into the company is another second where his grasp begins to slip, and when profits are down then steps will be taken to remove him from his throne so he can sober up after drinking far too much of that elixir known as political power and passing the kind of judgments that make any sane man question his motives and, indeed, his mental state.
Just remember, there was one person who could see it happening before any one of you considered it, but rather than say “I told you so” he’s telling you how to combat what is happening and why it needs to be done and done now, before the company loses so much money the plug needs to be pulled and all that is left is a video library that will be nothing more than an asset at a bankruptcy auction, and if you love PWX that much you wouldn’t want to see that happen…would you?
[Black shuts off the webcam]
