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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 1:23:54 GMT -5
Post by wrath on Jan 27, 2014 1:23:54 GMT -5
I just need to let this out because... well... you all understand...
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYONE SEE IN THIS GUY?! JESUS H CHRIST AND HIS FUCKING BROTHER JERRY! HIS GOD DAMN BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF FUCKING RAISINETS! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF HE'S A STEROID FREAK HE CAN'T FUCKING WRESTLE! HE SUCKS AT SELLING HE SUCKS AT WORKING HIS PUNCHES ARE THE FUCKING WORST I'VE EVER SEEN! FUCK HIM AND HIS DOUCHEBAG ROBOTIC I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE BULLSHIT! THE ONLY THING HE DOES CONSISTENTLY WELL IS SUCK! HE IS THE EXACT REASON I STOPPED WATCHING WWE FUCKING YEARS AGO! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay... I'm calm now! Sorry everyone. Resume your business as usual. Nothing to see here.
Free beer!
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 9:17:28 GMT -5
Post by johnpariah on Jan 27, 2014 9:17:28 GMT -5
WWE likes big oily muscly men. Especially ones who leave and go to Hollywood. You saw last year when the rock buried punk. Now Batista is doing it again.
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 9:49:54 GMT -5
Post by stryker on Jan 27, 2014 9:49:54 GMT -5
The guy who won't do a Sitout Powerbomb because his skinny jeans would tear up. The guy that never had lots of talent and left for MMA and then for Hollywood, but still kisses the ring canvas like the biggest wrestling fan.
How can anyone like this guy?
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 13:15:50 GMT -5
Post by wrath on Jan 27, 2014 13:15:50 GMT -5
Hence my explosion. Batista is literally the reason I stopped watching WWE.
Heidenrich didn't make me stop... Batista did.
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 19:36:10 GMT -5
Post by Brian Hollywood on Jan 27, 2014 19:36:10 GMT -5
Everyone knew Batista was going to win...did that mean we had to completely lose hope? No. However, it was ripped from us as he won the rumble. Oh, AND they shat all over Bryan. I would go into a long rant, but I don't have the time for that right now. I'm actually really curious to see how the WWE universe reacts tonight on RAW. I don't blame them one damn bit for reacting the way they did after the rumble.
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Jan 27, 2014 20:09:10 GMT -5
Post by johnpariah on Jan 27, 2014 20:09:10 GMT -5
im more amazed at how the crowd reacted to Cena / Orton part 349879847398479837493743749837984 1/2 point Five dot NOW! (marvel joke....)
they chanted for literally every possible person except the two in the match. I haven't seen a crowd shit on a match like that since Final Battle when Aries and Black went to a time limit draw.
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 21:10:28 GMT -5
Post by Brian Hollywood on Jan 27, 2014 21:10:28 GMT -5
I will admit, that was pretty damn entertaining.
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Batista
Jan 27, 2014 23:59:16 GMT -5
Post by THEAdmin on Jan 27, 2014 23:59:16 GMT -5
Well maybe we get a multiple man match? All I know is that these new forums are amazing!
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Batista
Jan 28, 2014 23:30:02 GMT -5
Post by jordancaliban on Jan 28, 2014 23:30:02 GMT -5
Gotta love those rumble crowds, you know I have said that Bryan is not the next Steve Austin but he is going the same rounte, WWF had no idea why the people liked him and he managed to shoulder his way in, hopefully everything we all just saw will push the idea of letting someone have that amount of freedom and swing in the company out of the blue again. You may not create Steve Austin but you got your next Guerrero or even your next Benoit right there in front of you and WWE has never made a wrestler with that kind of status before just bought them and let them die in their care. Batista will be a flop, they went to a not even 2nd grade Rock maybe a 3rd or 4th at best attempt to try and add the same spice to the last couple of years with cena and rock. If I see some horrible fucking TV special on Orton and Batista Ill cry
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Post by Mascara Muerto on Jan 29, 2014 1:51:22 GMT -5
You may not create Steve Austin but you got your next Guerrero or even your next Benoit right there in front of you and WWE has never made a wrestler with that kind of status before just bought them and let them die in their care. In my opinion there will never be another Eddie or Benoit. RIP the both of them.
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Batista
Jan 29, 2014 14:34:51 GMT -5
Post by Elijah Black on Jan 29, 2014 14:34:51 GMT -5
At least The Rock waited before taking headline spots - it was six months before he wrestled a match, a year before he had a spot at WrestleMania, and eighteen months before he won the belt.
Batista won the Rumble and booked a title match at WM within six days of his return that, frankly, nobody wanted.
...which was also the straw that broke CM Punk's back, supposedly.
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Batista
Jan 29, 2014 15:29:57 GMT -5
Post by jordancaliban on Jan 29, 2014 15:29:57 GMT -5
well yeah, from crowd reaction alone the WWE should of sent someone to the ring to tell them to either put reigns in the match or to let Bryan come out and take Punk's spot after he was illegally eliminated. The punk walk out thing could very easily be a storyline
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Batista
Jan 30, 2014 9:45:52 GMT -5
Post by Elijah Black on Jan 30, 2014 9:45:52 GMT -5
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Batista
Jan 30, 2014 12:02:26 GMT -5
Post by wrath on Jan 30, 2014 12:02:26 GMT -5
Oh shit, there's going to be another one of those.
Because apparently Punk quit. Apparently, he said "screw you guys, I'm going home" in relation to lord shithead of the skinny jeans going over and ruining Bryan Danielson's year.
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Jan 30, 2014 13:05:28 GMT -5
Post by johnpariah on Jan 30, 2014 13:05:28 GMT -5
so..when's ROH's next iPPV? cuz i have a feeling the lights will go out and we'll hear..
"dah dah dum dum. dah dah dah dum dum."
than ROH can put on WHEN HERO MET PUNK: OF HONOR!
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